She really is delusional. "If Louie had that interaction with that kid, people wouldn't say anything." If Louie got offended and called a kid out for calling him fat/bald, people would absolutely jump on him.
I hate arguments like this. "If Louie did this thing that he would never do - it would be different!" Maybe Louie fans like him cuz he's the type of person that doesn't do that bullshit?
Also, if Louie farted it wouldn't be on the front page of Huffington Post the next day about how it wasn't just a fart but an important moment in feminist history and women of all cultures
If he does take his shirt off on his show its cuz his body is a hilarious joke. It's not a statement on "thin priveledge" or whatever the fuck these people keep writing about
No, you don't understand. When Amy was a little girl she was told to sit down be quiet and don't be funny, where as Louie was allowed to run rampant with his dick out screaming at the top of his lungs. Amy is a victim where as Louie is a truly free cis-gendered white male.
I like how she is quoting the reddit thread about it. She is playing it off like she "joked back". She thought she was being called a whore and got salty. Then sicced her anti-slut-shaming team on the poor little gay kid.
You would think if your friend got big and left you in the dust, stopped doing your show, cut you from her movie, and started pretending to be a completely different person you might tell them fuck them self when they show up for damage control.
Remember when someone asked about Club Soda Kenny on some talk show? She said that he was the guard of some guy she knew or something. Couldn't even use Jim's name on TV, but jawless Jim is latched firmly onto her fat ass anyways.
I never liked the "worm" nickname, but i get it now, I really do. Ugh, what a fucking tool he turned into.
I disagree. If one of the biggest (no pun intended) comics and new movie star wants to come over to your apartment to speak after shes been accused of all that... you say yes....
you're mostly right. i just wish it was different.
he's comfortable applying hard truths to people when they aren't around.
but i can't think of a single example of him standing his ground when it means confronting a friend, someone he's attracted to, or someone with greater social stock.
it's just fatiguing to listen to now.
that said he's still the only person from O&A that is even re-motlee open minded and i hope he can do something new, and independent this fall.
She says that our lives are sad, yet says that her average night consists of playing with her sisters dog and reading her phone. Truly a renaissance woman.
"These sad dudes live in their mother's basements and can't get laid. I hang out in my sister's living room and I can get random dick whenever I want and I won't die alone because I have my cats."
Nobody gets mad because a women is successful, just stop with this bullshit talking point already. People get mad that women are held to lower comedic standards and given praise for mediocre work because they're a woman.
Does anyone on either side of the issue really give a fuck what she thinks about gun control? It's not like the guy committed the shooting because of his rage for her boundary-breaking, taking-it-BACK-for-feminism comedienne stylings, HE WAS FUCKING NUTS. He could've just as easily shot up Expendables 3 or some shit instead.
How degrading and desperate to have to claim you'll take a polygraph to prove you're not a thief. Of course she'll never take that test because she's a thief.
No shit....
if her saying that isn't her low point, somebody better inform her that it is. Why can't women just shut the fuck up? I am one, but I hate to admit it. Also...I'm not funny
Unless she takes a live polygraph test from someone hired by an outside party, I call bullshit on her test. If her people hire the operator then he'll be told what questions he can and can't ask. So she'll be able to have the test administered in such a way to steer the answer her way. Also if it's a taped segment they can do bait and switch editing to make her answers match up with results that go in her favor.
She opened for at least one of the women in question if not all 3 of them so how can she claim she never saw the bits? Did she leave the comedy club and never watch the people she opened for?
Now she's trying to claim that Hilary Clinton and President Obama don't possibly have any agendas. She appealed to her "expertise" of meeting with Hilary and Obama. You heard it, she's an expert on politics now.
So many celebrities become political experts when they meet a politician. Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Bono, etc. etc. all become "political activists" after just a quick word and a hand shake. Then they get on TV and spout their pseudo intellectual bullshit and the even more unintelligent masses eat it up and spout it back. That's how we have white guilt, white privilege, black lives matter, slut shaming and so many other terms. Our country is on the slippery slope to oblivion and Amy and her ilk are giving us all a push.
So jimmy is basically pleading for a movie role by inviting the nothing over his crib? Maybe she'll let him open for her one day and steal a joke or two
Is not my sorrow deep, having no bottom? Then be my passions bottomless with them. If there were reason for these miseries, then into limits could I bind my woes.
LOL I was in when she was explaining her "stealing", kinda felt bad... now she's on gun control and dropping hillary and other names, holy shit, I did complete 180, uneducated moron spewing bullshit she doesn't understand, loophole != breaking the law, anyone can break a law, we don't need more laws to stop breaking existing laws, what a retarded argument she just made
My theory is... She's a mediocre at best comic who suddenly found herself in the spotlight. She was in demand and needed to deliver more than she could handle. She got desperate and lifted some jokes.
And filled her hbo special with unneeded pauses and ums, repeating the same im garbage next to celebrities joke over and over. I get wanting to say yes to the opportunity of a special on hbo but if you arent ready for an hour, say so, doing a solid hour of personal material a year later is way better than the horseshit she put out
She is pretty much keeps saying she will take a polygraph and keeps denying stealing jokes and that she would never do that. She saying she will fight back and not become like the other joke thief comedians.
Yeah, and taking a polygraph on her show is gonna make us all believe her dumbass? She can easily manipulate the test results cause it's on HER SHOW!!!! How stupid does she think we are? If she wants to take a polygraph, do it on someone else's show were we know they won't fuck with the results. She's the dumb fuck that brought up taking a polygraph test, she better fucking do it right and do it on someone else's show.
"There's no unique physiological sign of deception. And there's no evidence whatsoever that the things the polygraph measures — heart rate, blood pressure, sweating, and breathing — are linked to whether you're telling the truth or not,"
and
Congress ended up leading to a nationwide ban on private employers giving polygraph tests to employees, and a 1998 Supreme Court decision ruled against the use of polygraphic evidence in some federal courts because "there is simply no consensus that polygraph evidence is reliable."
Fat Jimmy is shedding a single tear at the sight of this amorphous blob, molding into the form of a feminist sjw. He used that tear to jam his half hard peckah into the "pussy" of a transsexual.
I am listening to a "replay" but she says why wait until now to release and do this. Well, sometimes it takes time to build a case and you need at least enough evidence and proof that you've been stealing. I didn't know about Louis and Dane until a case was built-up and was proven to be true and Louis calls Dane out on his own show. Same with Hicks and Leary. Anyway, I am here for the drama because my life is boring right now.
I feel bad for Amy having to feel bad for all of us and for the comediennes that are jealous of her. That's a huge amount of emotional weight to carry. So I feel bad for her. All that extra weight.
"These sad dudes live in their mother's basements and can't get laid. I hang out in my sister's living room and I can get random dick whenever I want and I won't die alone because I have my cats."
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61 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-01-20
She really is delusional. "If Louie had that interaction with that kid, people wouldn't say anything." If Louie got offended and called a kid out for calling him fat/bald, people would absolutely jump on him.
35 DyedInkSun 2016-01-20
she is using the mencia defence. Deny and "everybody else is wrong!"
18 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-20
That's also the Opie and Anthony defense.
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20
Playing the 'tard card
9 Wsallgood 2016-01-20
She needs to check her privilege.
24 xxmikekxx 2016-01-20
I hate arguments like this. "If Louie did this thing that he would never do - it would be different!" Maybe Louie fans like him cuz he's the type of person that doesn't do that bullshit?
Also, if Louie farted it wouldn't be on the front page of Huffington Post the next day about how it wasn't just a fart but an important moment in feminist history and women of all cultures
4 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-01-20
Louis also keeps his fat rolls in his shirt and doesn't assault my senses with them in a lazy and pathetic attempt to make a statement about nothing.
4 xxmikekxx 2016-01-20
If he does take his shirt off on his show its cuz his body is a hilarious joke. It's not a statement on "thin priveledge" or whatever the fuck these people keep writing about
3 justbabbling 2016-01-20
He's shown it many times as well as his ass and penis.
2 Safety_Dancer 2016-01-20
It was cold and scared of the camera.
14 WorleyMalloy 2016-01-20
No, you don't understand. When Amy was a little girl she was told to sit down be quiet and don't be funny, where as Louie was allowed to run rampant with his dick out screaming at the top of his lungs. Amy is a victim where as Louie is a truly free cis-gendered white male.
8 ThePolicemansBeard 2016-01-20
Cis-gendered spick male actually.
6 WorleyMalloy 2016-01-20
spick-gendered?
2 majin_babidi 2016-01-20
cis-gendered kike male to be accurate.
2 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
date male privilege :D
seriously though i loved that sentence
11 shmigshmog 2016-01-20
I like how she is quoting the reddit thread about it. She is playing it off like she "joked back". She thought she was being called a whore and got salty. Then sicced her anti-slut-shaming team on the poor little gay kid.
2 RTtho 2016-01-20
Can't even believe she tried to go there.
1 heslaotian 2016-01-20
Louie wouldn't get offended stupid
3 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-01-20
I just realized that you were probably speaking to her which would ironically make me the guy who misses the point
2 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-01-20
Guy who misses the point
1 Shockerlawd69 2016-01-20
Also she's not even close to being on the same level as Louis as a comedian. I truly hate this cunt.
49 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-01-20
Jimmy has no self-respect.
You would think if your friend got big and left you in the dust, stopped doing your show, cut you from her movie, and started pretending to be a completely different person you might tell them fuck them self when they show up for damage control.
Remember when someone asked about Club Soda Kenny on some talk show? She said that he was the guard of some guy she knew or something. Couldn't even use Jim's name on TV, but jawless Jim is latched firmly onto her fat ass anyways.
I never liked the "worm" nickname, but i get it now, I really do. Ugh, what a fucking tool he turned into.
18 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
I disagree. If one of the biggest (no pun intended) comics and new movie star wants to come over to your apartment to speak after shes been accused of all that... you say yes....
2 shmigshmog 2016-01-20
Yeah this is good content, can't call Jim a worm for having her on.
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1 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-01-20
you're mostly right. i just wish it was different.
he's comfortable applying hard truths to people when they aren't around.
but i can't think of a single example of him standing his ground when it means confronting a friend, someone he's attracted to, or someone with greater social stock.
it's just fatiguing to listen to now.
that said he's still the only person from O&A that is even re-motlee open minded and i hope he can do something new, and independent this fall.
3 ib--90 2016-01-20
What if they still contact eachother. Not everything should be recorded
0 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
jimmy sadly has very low self worth, he cucks himself at night
43 PeteFo 2016-01-20
She says that our lives are sad, yet says that her average night consists of playing with her sisters dog and reading her phone. Truly a renaissance woman.
28 Z-Tay 2016-01-20
I thought her average night consisted of drinking and fucking multiple guys... oh wait, that's just a character.
8 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-01-20
Like Mistah Imus!
3 breadmoccasin 2016-01-20
A REPUBLICAN character, those sexist and racist assholes.
1 thrillated 2016-01-20
Better than Colbert!
11 Spekk10 2016-01-20
Yeah we go on a website to make each other laugh instead of reading @ mentions and getting offended. So sad.
2 endgame_cumia 2016-01-20
was she talking about internet ppl in general or us
1 TriangleDimes 2016-01-20
"These sad dudes live in their mother's basements and can't get laid. I hang out in my sister's living room and I can get random dick whenever I want and I won't die alone because I have my cats."
43 Z-Tay 2016-01-20
Nobody gets mad because a women is successful, just stop with this bullshit talking point already. People get mad that women are held to lower comedic standards and given praise for mediocre work because they're a woman.
12 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-01-20
I'm not angry with Sotomayor or Elizabeth Holmes. Schumer's a dishonest, hypocrite piecea gawwbidge.
13 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20
I'm upset with Jane Goodall, the redcoat species-traitor cunt.
3 --DC-- 2016-01-20
Love is love, you son of a bitch.
3 Safety_Dancer 2016-01-20
You gotta go full Ant and call her a race traitor!
2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-01-20
That is a brilliant point.
41 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
J-Law name drop - Drink
33 PeteFo 2016-01-20
No its not women, its morally superior bags of shit that people dont like.
19 CelticSabbath 2016-01-20
You never met a woman?
8 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Touche
7 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-20
She didn't try and pull that card, did she?
31 Vargas_Larson 2016-01-20
Does anyone on either side of the issue really give a fuck what she thinks about gun control? It's not like the guy committed the shooting because of his rage for her boundary-breaking, taking-it-BACK-for-feminism comedienne stylings, HE WAS FUCKING NUTS. He could've just as easily shot up Expendables 3 or some shit instead.
16 PeteFo 2016-01-20
The audiences of both films would be equally deserving of a mass shooting.
28 Spaceman4Life 2016-01-20
She's going to take a polygraph on her show this season. This sub has forced its way onto comedy central.
16 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Well be on A&E by March!
2 thrillated 2016-01-20
Talk to my agent first, fuckhead.
1 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
i hope one of the test questions is:
Are you overweight/obese?
26 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-01-20
"People are angry & afraid of womyn"..
Only thing I heard before I swiftly tabbed out & felt my blood pressure rise.
20 Stud_beaner_69 2016-01-20
Why would I be afraid of a whole opposite sex that is inferior in so many ways?
24 Vargas_Larson 2016-01-20
She's promising to take a polygraph to verify she's never seen those bits. So far is laying it all on Tammy, and the writers.
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23 satsamsit 2016-01-20
Oh, great now she's stealing the classic polygraph bit?!
13 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-20
How degrading and desperate to have to claim you'll take a polygraph to prove you're not a thief. Of course she'll never take that test because she's a thief.
1 lightmeup8 2016-01-20
No shit.... if her saying that isn't her low point, somebody better inform her that it is. Why can't women just shut the fuck up? I am one, but I hate to admit it. Also...I'm not funny
13 TheDannySaint 2016-01-20
Polygraphs can suck my dick. Aren't they only 50something% accurate.
19 Zombied77 2016-01-20
Not even that accurate if someone is sociopathic or fat from jizz.
2 lightmeup8 2016-01-20
Hahahahahahaha
11 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20
I've passed two polygraphs that I shouldn't have.
Let's just say that there's another man sitting in prison right now having avery hard time because of that..
6 breadmoccasin 2016-01-20
Is this an Opie quote?
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20
fuck you too, shitbird
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-1 DaxesDecimatedDick 2016-01-20
How about next time you fuck up your grammar you fix it instead of dropping italics on it, you stupid fuck.
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20
Go on, elaborate, you fat retard faggot
3 Wsallgood 2016-01-20
Even Brother Joe beat one.
1 biobotX1 2016-01-20
Polygraphs arnt lie dectectors theyre nervousness detectors
1 DaveNone 2016-01-20
Unless she takes a live polygraph test from someone hired by an outside party, I call bullshit on her test. If her people hire the operator then he'll be told what questions he can and can't ask. So she'll be able to have the test administered in such a way to steer the answer her way. Also if it's a taped segment they can do bait and switch editing to make her answers match up with results that go in her favor.
She opened for at least one of the women in question if not all 3 of them so how can she claim she never saw the bits? Did she leave the comedy club and never watch the people she opened for?
1 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
she's stolen jokes for her specials too. she gonna blame that on Tammy as well?
i do hate Tammy though. after what she did to bird person last season.
20 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
"everything you say carries weight" -- good one Jimmy
11 HBK27 2016-01-20
Fat shaming!
11 davexensen 2016-01-20
jimspirations
3 TheFatMosque 2016-01-20
fucking so grody. ew
2 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
looool
16 Z-Tay 2016-01-20
Now she's trying to claim that Hilary Clinton and President Obama don't possibly have any agendas. She appealed to her "expertise" of meeting with Hilary and Obama. You heard it, she's an expert on politics now.
She's an insufferable cunt. Period.
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20
Her extended family did breed both of them in a tank though.
2 DaveNone 2016-01-20
So many celebrities become political experts when they meet a politician. Sean Penn, Susan Sarandon, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Bono, etc. etc. all become "political activists" after just a quick word and a hand shake. Then they get on TV and spout their pseudo intellectual bullshit and the even more unintelligent masses eat it up and spout it back. That's how we have white guilt, white privilege, black lives matter, slut shaming and so many other terms. Our country is on the slippery slope to oblivion and Amy and her ilk are giving us all a push.
14 Dennyislife 2016-01-20
Ha she's doing a poo poo in jimmys house
16 ewok77 2016-01-20
Live Feed
14 Dryder646 2016-01-20
Anyone have the stream?
19 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-20
http://connectcast.tv/opieandanthony
21 ewok77 2016-01-20
1/20/16 the day of /u/HowsThatFeelFucker.
9 Guinness525 2016-01-20
He really is our shining star. <3
8 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-20
I'd say it's actually the day of u/cardaderdention - I just took all the link karma. But either way, thanks peckah.
2 Bick_Bickerson 2016-01-20
Damn it, you're using my flair. Well, I guess you deserve it, I'll change mine.
1 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-20
Very kind of you, but first is first. I am now assuming the role of a Jew.
3 Bick_Bickerson 2016-01-20
Damn it, now your is better than mine. Fawkin cocksuckah!!!
2 Dryder646 2016-01-20
thanks
11 PeteFo 2016-01-20
So far she's taking the Jim Norton approach of "I don't watch other comedians"
19 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
She has opened for all of the comics that are accusing her. She needs a new excuse.
17 davidfeynman 2016-01-20
Even her excuses are plagiarised.
2 DyedInkSun 2016-01-20
she asked for help from the pests to address this on her twitter because she needs to address it.
1 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
I have no eyes but i must cream
11 PeteFo 2016-01-20
THIS JUST IN: Shootings make Amy sad, more at 11
11 TijnTijn 2016-01-20
Someone call in and say polygraphs are bullshit!
10 [deleted] 2016-01-20
So jimmy is basically pleading for a movie role by inviting the nothing over his crib? Maybe she'll let him open for her one day and steal a joke or two
10 Phantas_Magorical 2016-01-20
Undeniably a failure by you fags. I was able to spit out a question that was at least somewhat interesting. Where the hell were you guys .
7 [deleted] 2016-01-20
Which one were you? I was the Eddie Pepitone guy- I plugged my username at the end.
3 Phantas_Magorical 2016-01-20
I asked her about her closer for her Apollo special and how it could be considered hacky.
8 [deleted] 2016-01-20
That was a good question- she liked it. I thought I got her when she said the line I asked about - the hockey fights line- was a Jon Glaser ad lib. I saw that line in the published screenplay. http://www.universalpicturesawards.com/site-content/uploads/2015/08/Trainwreck-Final-Script.pdf
9 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
The Opester must love this...
6 HBK27 2016-01-20
That's the best part about this!
1 thrillated 2016-01-20
Not to worry, we'll be done with the Schooms and resume the titster hate before long.
1 xyniphis 2016-01-20
He usually just has to open his mouth
9 Z-Tay 2016-01-20
She sounds like she's going to cry. We're doing the Lord's work, fellas.
4 Wsallgood 2016-01-20
Denny be praised.
1 Lobstrich 2016-01-20
Ah-peckas.
9 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
Are these callers fake?? They are terrible.
4 [deleted] 2016-01-20
Mine was real, and it was terrible. I should be shot.
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1 SlothDabski 2016-01-20
fuck off
8 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
Jimmy: "What prompted you to talk about guns?"
8 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Fontaine is a huge queer
8 PeteFo 2016-01-20
HOW DID THIS TURN INTO A LEGITIMATE Q&A WITH AMY SCHUMER???
3 holodog 2016-01-20
Listen, we're real movers and shakers around here. Lords of industry. When we say "Amy stinks" people listen.
2 [deleted] 2016-01-20
THIS HAS TAKEN A TURN.
8 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Abject failure by this Sub on this one.
4 [deleted] 2016-01-20
Is not my sorrow deep, having no bottom? Then be my passions bottomless with them. If there were reason for these miseries, then into limits could I bind my woes.
8 kevin121312 2016-01-20
This is like when Rolling Stone gave El Chapo the forum to say whatever he wanted, unchallenged.
7 btm29 2016-01-20
joke thief!
7 ewok77 2016-01-20
Amy's joke researcher
7 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Man, shes floundering with her excuses...
7 telemecanique 2016-01-20
LOL I was in when she was explaining her "stealing", kinda felt bad... now she's on gun control and dropping hillary and other names, holy shit, I did complete 180, uneducated moron spewing bullshit she doesn't understand, loophole != breaking the law, anyone can break a law, we don't need more laws to stop breaking existing laws, what a retarded argument she just made
3 TheWetMuffinV2 2016-01-20
By her own logic, creating more laws would just create more loopholes. lmfao
3 telemecanique 2016-01-20
I actually shut off the free stream at that point and gave up, you can't argue with that logic & mentality
7 silks322 2016-01-20
My theory is... She's a mediocre at best comic who suddenly found herself in the spotlight. She was in demand and needed to deliver more than she could handle. She got desperate and lifted some jokes.
2 xyniphis 2016-01-20
And filled her hbo special with unneeded pauses and ums, repeating the same im garbage next to celebrities joke over and over. I get wanting to say yes to the opportunity of a special on hbo but if you arent ready for an hour, say so, doing a solid hour of personal material a year later is way better than the horseshit she put out
6 sherrodbigs 2016-01-20
why is she speaking in pig latin?
6 PeteFo 2016-01-20
I live in her hometown, there has been no media presence
6 [deleted] 2016-01-20
I just fucking panicked. I was hiding in the washroom at work and asked the first time that came to mind. I should be killed.
Also I forgot to do my British accent.
6 PeteFo 2016-01-20
At least you have a job
2 [deleted] 2016-01-20
Best summary of us I've ever seen.
2 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
Brit here. sometimes i forget too.
6 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-01-20
Jimmy, so spineless - literally gave his show to this thief? He doesn't even have a mic! Holy shit!
5 [deleted] 2016-01-20
Fuck I accidentally hung up
7 PeteFo 2016-01-20
You pussy, you just casually asked a question
2 [deleted] 2016-01-20
I panicked. :(
2 ewok77 2016-01-20
you blew it
5 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
She looks more like Greg The Hammer Valentine than Ronda Rousey
5 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
Well Tammy was definitely listening...
5 qnoturas 2016-01-20
I heard she unveiled her new character, Chap Chapperson. Where does she get her ideas?
4 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-20
WHERE IS A STREAM I NEED A STREAM
Edit: Found it in the obvious place http://connectcast.tv/opieandanthony
1 esiper 2016-01-20
She is pretty much keeps saying she will take a polygraph and keeps denying stealing jokes and that she would never do that. She saying she will fight back and not become like the other joke thief comedians.
2 CV220 2016-01-20
The same polygraphs that are not held liable in a court of law? She is a fucking beat down and bloated Chelsea Handler.
4 btm29 2016-01-20
jimmy is probably thinking this is gonna be his big break
poor little lad
10 PeteFo 2016-01-20
As much as this is a whole mess of bullshit. I would love if her rebuttal went viral just to fuck over Opie.
4 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
This dude is actually asking for relationship advice...
5 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-01-20
Please RAMONE
4 btm29 2016-01-20
Loves the Eddie Pepitone but never heard his CD.... sounds familiar
4 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Yeah Amy, gunshows generally consist of people backing up semi-trucks
4 Phantas_Magorical 2016-01-20
well at least she admits they're hacky jokes, especially for a closer - next call
4 Stud_beaner_69 2016-01-20
Yeah, and taking a polygraph on her show is gonna make us all believe her dumbass? She can easily manipulate the test results cause it's on HER SHOW!!!! How stupid does she think we are? If she wants to take a polygraph, do it on someone else's show were we know they won't fuck with the results. She's the dumb fuck that brought up taking a polygraph test, she better fucking do it right and do it on someone else's show.
4 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-01-20
The callers are just as bad as Yimmy. All of you should have AIDS flung at you.
2 ONAFan2014 2016-01-20
They're good little lapdogs. Get whatever treat you can find and throw it at them, you know damn well they'll lap that shit up.
4 [deleted] 2016-01-20
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3 HBK27 2016-01-20
peckas?
3 [deleted] 2016-01-20
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9 DyedInkSun 2016-01-20
and cite this
http://www.vox.com/2014/8/14/5999119/polygraphs-lie-detectors-do-they-work
and
tl;dr: polygraphs are pseudoscience
7 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Just Ramone her
4 cajunjack55 2016-01-20
Ask her if she lit a match after blowing up Norton's bathroom.
3 HBK27 2016-01-20
Ask her why she thinks Opie put out this video of her in a desperate attempt to go viral.
3 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Half-retarded, half-genius....so average?
1 Eyezupguardian 2016-01-20
Right at the top, of the bell curve
3 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Well at least she shit on Keith Robinson.
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3 ewok77 2016-01-20
I PROMISE YOU! PERIOD
3 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Charlie in Philly better be illiterate and a joke caller for fucks sake
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3 WorleyMalloy 2016-01-20
"I think it's annoying and gross when celebrities get involved with politics." Just shut up.
3 shemthepen 2016-01-20
I don't even give a shit about this dumb broad at this point. But I'm still laughing at the Bald Opie picture at the end of the video.
2 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-01-20
Peckahs
10 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-20
I get it, because she's a whore, right?
2 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-20
Shots fired at Keith Robinson.
2 PeteFo 2016-01-20
We have now managed to get more time than Travis on an Opie/Anthony channel.
2 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-01-20
Fat Jimmy is shedding a single tear at the sight of this amorphous blob, molding into the form of a feminist sjw. He used that tear to jam his half hard peckah into the "pussy" of a transsexual.
2 PeteFo 2016-01-20
I dont think Laurel and Hardy ever said "So then you pull out and your friend starts fucking her!"
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2 LawDogSavy 2016-01-20
So is this white knights only?
2 Zombied77 2016-01-20
Whats the number, is it over?
2 PeteFo 2016-01-20
Yes :(
2 whoremaster 2016-01-20
I am listening to a "replay" but she says why wait until now to release and do this. Well, sometimes it takes time to build a case and you need at least enough evidence and proof that you've been stealing. I didn't know about Louis and Dane until a case was built-up and was proven to be true and Louis calls Dane out on his own show. Same with Hicks and Leary. Anyway, I am here for the drama because my life is boring right now.
2 Trueduhtective 2016-01-20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDjvpHG2NRI
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Thanks. I missed the whole thing live and didn't realise it was on Opie's channel.
2 ONAFan2014 2016-01-20
Of course Opie uploads it after Double Guns. What an attention whore.
2 MushtashWax 2016-01-20
I feel bad for Amy having to feel bad for all of us and for the comediennes that are jealous of her. That's a huge amount of emotional weight to carry. So I feel bad for her. All that extra weight.
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1 BloodyfuckinKingalux 2016-01-20
This is great. Hope she somehow ends up doing hard time in a men's federal prison.
1 SpurdoBurdo 2016-01-20
Every one of the friends Amy mentioned is a Jew
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0 esiper 2016-01-20
Sharpen those pitchforks bbbbb-boysss
0 Patrick_Kane 2016-01-20
Jimmy would fit in any jar you put him in.
28 Z-Tay 2016-01-20
I thought her average night consisted of drinking and fucking multiple guys... oh wait, that's just a character.
2 [deleted] 2016-01-20
I panicked. :(
2 endgame_cumia 2016-01-20
was she talking about internet ppl in general or us
11 Spekk10 2016-01-20
Yeah we go on a website to make each other laugh instead of reading @ mentions and getting offended. So sad.
2 thrillated 2016-01-20
Talk to my agent first, fuckhead.
1 TriangleDimes 2016-01-20
"These sad dudes live in their mother's basements and can't get laid. I hang out in my sister's living room and I can get random dick whenever I want and I won't die alone because I have my cats."