After looking at all of these links over the past few days I have noticed 3 important things.
1) Amy Schumer seems to have one pose she does at all the awards shows and premiers she goes to, one arm down sometimes holding a purse/clutch, the other arm bent with hand on hip. Over and over again usually in too short or too tight for her fat ass dresses, with her piggy nose and fat jowls on full display with a small smirk like she thinks she's sexy.
2) She seems to have a brother Joe of her own, her equally fat and equally ugly sister who hasn't dyed her hair bleach blonde yet and who is credited as an actress, writer and producer on Amy's god awful tv show and a producer on Trainwreck. Maybe she and Brother Joe should meet and have some leech kids?
3) Amy is a fat, obnoxious, unfunny, fat, self important, phony as shit, fat ugly cunt.
The Daily Mail... I just can't jump on board with this one sorry.
It's one of the only things I hate more than I currently hate Schumer. She is a massive cunt, no denying it, but there's a special place in my heart reserved for the Daily Mail and the people who read it.
It is garbage, cleverly put together garbage but garbage nonetheless.
Poorly written articles usually littered with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, a reactionary stance designed to appeal to people's worst fears and a focus on celebrity and "human interest" stories that are crafted to inspire envy and/or neurosis.
Depressing then that it's the most popular news site in the Western world.
I love the DM, its often seen as a bit of a joke in the UK but they get it right on most shit like immigration and benefits, it has a largely right wing readership.
32 comments
25 McGowan9 2016-01-20
Congratulations chaps.
5 TriangleDimes 2016-01-20
I've never been prouder to be part of something, and for that I deserve a garotte from a simpleton.
19 decmcg 2016-01-20
This comment below the article sums up the cunty dismissive nature of Amy's fans.
"They seem like a bunch of Mean Girls who are jealous of Amy's success!"
12 K1bbler 2016-01-20
I don't even think they were mean about it. They were rightfully pissed off for having their work plagiarized.
8 shmigshmog 2016-01-20
inb4 generic reddit posts who think jokes entire content, cadence, and order are coincidentally co-created independently.
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14 btm29 2016-01-20
OUY NYE
2 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-01-20
Ou-OUY NYE
5 shmigshmog 2016-01-20
AY NAY
2 DoubleGuns 2016-01-20
AR WUZ RAYPD MUM!
1 Perdita101 2016-01-20
OUI BET YA WAGGED SCHOOL THAT DAI
1 [deleted] 2016-01-20
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14 DaveNone 2016-01-20
After looking at all of these links over the past few days I have noticed 3 important things.
1) Amy Schumer seems to have one pose she does at all the awards shows and premiers she goes to, one arm down sometimes holding a purse/clutch, the other arm bent with hand on hip. Over and over again usually in too short or too tight for her fat ass dresses, with her piggy nose and fat jowls on full display with a small smirk like she thinks she's sexy.
2) She seems to have a brother Joe of her own, her equally fat and equally ugly sister who hasn't dyed her hair bleach blonde yet and who is credited as an actress, writer and producer on Amy's god awful tv show and a producer on Trainwreck. Maybe she and Brother Joe should meet and have some leech kids?
3) Amy is a fat, obnoxious, unfunny, fat, self important, phony as shit, fat ugly cunt.
3 herpacin 2016-01-20
She is the Leenah Dunham of standup.
3 maya_angelou_dds 2016-01-20
Except Amy (mercifully) doesn't expose her nude congealed-oatmeal body at every opportunity like Dunham does.
1 herpacin 2016-01-20
Give it time...
6 SickleSellout 2016-01-20
The Daily Mail... I just can't jump on board with this one sorry.
It's one of the only things I hate more than I currently hate Schumer. She is a massive cunt, no denying it, but there's a special place in my heart reserved for the Daily Mail and the people who read it.
Fuck the Daily Mail.
3 McGowan9 2016-01-20
It is garbage, cleverly put together garbage but garbage nonetheless.
Poorly written articles usually littered with spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, a reactionary stance designed to appeal to people's worst fears and a focus on celebrity and "human interest" stories that are crafted to inspire envy and/or neurosis.
Depressing then that it's the most popular news site in the Western world.
1 SickleSellout 2016-01-20
Very depressing.
5 NicNacAttack 2016-01-20
I just peed myself a bit.
4 ApevonTarskin 2016-01-20
I like these blokes.
3 Jackthejew 2016-01-20
What a bloodbath this is turning in to
2 Dawgsie 2016-01-20
The Daily Mail is also the worlds largest employer of fucking retards as well.
1 baraksobamas 2016-01-20
The Bleacher Report of news.
-1 ImOnlyBleeding 2016-01-20
No, they write for retards. Big difference.
1 Dawgsie 2016-01-20
Dude, have you actually looked at who writes for the Daily Mail, and what they believe constitutes a 'a journalist'?
1 shmigshmog 2016-01-20
OoOoOoOo Weeeeee
1 majin_babidi 2016-01-20
she's the next Dane Cook. his career dwindled after he was accused of stealing shitty hacky material as well.
2 maya_angelou_dds 2016-01-20
Dane didn't steal hacky material, Louis' bit about how there should be rules about what you can name your kids was actually funny.
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1 packitchofsositch 2016-01-20
Daily Schmaily. Get back to me when Funny Mofos is on it.
1 HerpDerpen 2016-01-20
Those british cunts cut BaldOpie out of the video
0 Janus91 2016-01-20
I love the DM, its often seen as a bit of a joke in the UK but they get it right on most shit like immigration and benefits, it has a largely right wing readership.
1 McGowan9 2016-01-20
It's a joke for a good reason. If you want a right wing British newspaper that is decent, try the Telegraph.
-1 Janus91 2016-01-20
I understand that, but the Daily Mail is like the dessert of newspapers here. A nice guilty treat.
12 K1bbler 2016-01-20
I don't even think they were mean about it. They were rightfully pissed off for having their work plagiarized.