r/opieandanthony: Jim "The Worm" Norton DM's me on Twitter about the Amy Schumer video I tweeted him

159 Opprobriousness 2016-01-20

The game has been elevated.

60 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20

The only way to win is to kill yourself.

26 [deleted] 2016-01-20

I hope we all get joint first place.

14 CCRed95 2016-01-20

joint first place what are we gettin fawkin zooted or sumpthin

4 packitchofsositch 2016-01-20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sywWo8NLUek&feature=youtu.be&t=55s

Game would be if it wasn't obvious by the second comma.

2 NicNacAttack 2016-01-20

But what's the end...game?

121 EskimoEscrow 2016-01-20

GODDAMMIT

82 GstandsFORgets 2016-01-20

Fucker I got excited, then I realized how big of a faggot I am

36 herpacin 2016-01-20

It's still real to me dammit.

7 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-20

Welcome aboard.

0 humanmeat 2016-01-20

Worst way to find out your a faggot?

Wake up with a creamy dick in your human asshole.

Rude awakening...

1 herpacin 2016-01-20

what if its just lumpy, not creamy?

2 humanmeat 2016-01-20

a lumpy dick ... bad news

1 herpacin 2016-01-20

What if its also attached to Roland? Then what?

3 humanmeat 2016-01-20

then you need to get tested for custard

1 herpacin 2016-01-20

Fuck me.

1 Nuwanda84 2016-01-20

What if that dick is inside my animal asshole. Would THAT be gay?

69 clucker220 2016-01-20

Fraudulent & homosexual.

74 im_not 2016-01-20

Schumer & Norton

9 --DC-- 2016-01-20

Sounds like a really shitty cop show.

59 booderdooders 2016-01-20

What if Jim actually wrote that, and he chipped at the end so if someone posted it here no one would believe it was actually him. Schinkelbout it.

17 bizzlbone 2016-01-20

It's a QUANspiracy^{spiracy^spiracy}

44 pitt1991 2016-01-20

This is like throwing a perfect game

32 jimmyjak87 2016-01-20

You fucking cunt.

11 herpacin 2016-01-20

As I finished it I thought I could actually hear hundreds zilches mutter "fucking cawksucker got me" simultaneously. It was the chiproll equivalent of the rapture.

18 AcePainterLo 2016-01-20

I read the message, followed by your username. Go fuck yourself, you beautiful bastard.

4 dukefett 2016-01-20

I fucking read the username first and was like, 'that's a good show reference.'

14 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-01-20

GIVE HIM A BELL!

6 rahtin 2016-01-20

One can only give themselves a bell.

13 FoetusCorruptus 2016-01-20

I don't think I've ever been Chipped that hard

13 holodog 2016-01-20

I am humbled.

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12 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-20

PECKAHS!

9 corrsd86 2016-01-20

God I wish he actually wrote all of that.

7 TheFatMosque 2016-01-20

he's not funny enough to write that anymore :(

2 majestik6 2016-01-20

2014: The year that the O&A Subreddit became funnier than O&A

8 RSC-Tuff 2016-01-20

The lines about us being worthless, anonymous, dumb nobodies are all pretty spot on

2 dukefett 2016-01-20

I could hear Jimmy saying this exactly as I read it. Damn that was good.

6 Wes-man 2016-01-20

Masterpiece. How does this not have more upvotes?

38 the_bipolar_bear 2016-01-20

Because you commented four minutes after it was posted

2 packitchofsositch 2016-01-20

Because not everyone is as dumb and gullible as you.

6 Mud- 2016-01-20

Got me good, cocksucker.

6 DaveNone 2016-01-20

Ahhhh fuckkkkkk. I read that and was getting all angry and outraged and then got to the end. To quote George Patton...You magnificent bastard!!!!

6 McGowan9 2016-01-20

Haha, really got me you fucker.

6 Kloster 2016-01-20

outstanding chiproll

6 FaroutIGE 2016-01-20

I knew it wasn't Jim when you typo'd "get on there knees" you idiot

4 CokboyDeluxeJr 2016-01-20

same here

5 GayNiggerFag 2016-01-20

You sandbaggin son of a bitch!

5 ciscohelpme 2016-01-20

ugh, I fell for it

5 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-01-20

Because when I really want to hurt people, I call them a zilch. You tell them, Young Uncle Fester!

4 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-01-20

Aw, shit, I just caught it. LOL. But I wanted to haaaaaate....

5 rrussom 2016-01-20

You mother fucker

5 TheFatMosque 2016-01-20

holy shit this is killing me hahahahahaha.

5 opieblows 2016-01-20

You magnificent bastard.

5 Battler4321 2016-01-20

You realy captured his voice, kudos.

4 K1bbler 2016-01-20

This post made going through the thirty pointless shitposts before it worthwhile.

4 SkepticSloth 2016-01-20

God damn it, I fell for it.

3 ChrisCapezza 2016-01-20

Bravo, sir... Bravo

3 enzo_trash 2016-01-20

yes

3 Spokker 2016-01-20

Opie DM'ed me once. Truly the defining moment of my life.

3 herpacin 2016-01-20

Tell us more...what does cum taste like?

4 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-01-20

.... and did he wipe the cum off your face with his sock

3 Individually_Placed 2016-01-20

I think that's a fake Jim Norton twitter account.

3 TheFatMosque 2016-01-20

nah it's definitely him.

NOT

3 Luuvstewspewg 2016-01-20

That was a tasty post.

3 PrdMgr 2016-01-20

Ctrl+f does not work. Foiled.

3 scottgreenstein 2016-01-20

Wow, this should be the end of the chiproll, bravo!

3 fokm 2016-01-20

This is beautiful.

3 hautebird 2016-01-20

God dammit.

3 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-01-20

You buried me

3 biobotX1 2016-01-20

Well done sir

3 Woollenrat 2016-01-20

People are disappointed that Nortone isn't pulling a DeRosa, which everybody also seemed to hate. Perhaps if he #stoodaskancewithAmy?

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2 3stepsbackward 2016-01-20

I knew it was fake when he didn't say "SCCCCCCCCUMMMMMMBAGGGS"

2 Phantas_Magorical 2016-01-20

Why is Jim talkin about peckas?

2 Binski13 2016-01-20

I believe you.

2 PeckaSucka 2016-01-20

As the great Chip Chipperson once said "Fawkin liar."

2 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-01-20

poop

2 shmigshmog 2016-01-20

Fucking chip-ception

2 Negative_Rampart 2016-01-20

He didnt call you a "baby boy", i'm calling shenanigans.

2 aprosbro 2016-01-20

Just delicious

2 Marathon_Man_3k 2016-01-20

Nice

2 cawlmecrazy 2016-01-20

Am I the only person that mistakes Jim Norton for Sinead O'Connor?

2 Anarox 2016-01-20

Da best ever

2 Patrick_Kane 2016-01-20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv5x-HWXiKg

2 PatrickFullen 2016-01-20

FAWKIN HOME RUN RAMONE. TAKE US OUT YOU FAT PEESA GAHBAGE,

2 kimchifart 2016-01-20

Yeah yeah that was the best chiproll ever

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1 TobyTheRobot 2016-01-20

Whoa! Jim weighed in on the Reddit video. Let's take a look.

Hm. This prose style really doesn't sound like it's written in his voice. He seemed pretty articulate in those articles he wrote for Time. I guess the editorial staff must have really cleaned him up. He does say "zilch," I guess.

Geeze he's getting really vociferous, but it's all raw emotion. Norton generally makes points that have at least some logical founda -- OH FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH GENIUS.

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1 onemancrimespree 2016-01-20

Am I gonna go see his gig? Hell fuckin' no. I won't be in the same fuckin' room wit that guy. We can end -- end -- that rumor right now. I will naaaaht be in the same faaaaawkkin' room with that fuckin' guy. He said some real deep shit about me and my subreddit online. This shit goes reeeeal deep.

1 NGJimmy 2016-01-20

Peesa garbitch

1 pllewellp 2016-01-20

ah peckahs

1 charliemccarthy 2016-01-20

What an asshole. I can't believe Jimmy said that to you.

1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-20

It's still real to me dammit!

1 Good2Go5280 2016-01-20

Served.

1 TheSandmanECW 2016-01-20

Fuck yeah bringing back the chip roll. Good job man.