It's like that Twilight Zone episode where the main character "Gregg" is tired of seeing all of the bad sets of tits in life. So he makes a deal with the devil, all of the terrible tits in the world would be removed and only one amazing set of tits would be left behind for Gregg to enjoy. After signing over his soul, Gregg rollerblades through Central Park looking at all of the flat chested women wondering to himself "where is the amazing set of tits the devil promised me?". Upon returning home to his posh Upper West side apartment Gregg discovers that his high school sweetheart, Lyndsi Margera, was also now flat chested. As Gregg undressed for a shower he glanced at the mirror and noticed that the Devil did in fact live up to his end of the deal. Strapped onto Gregg Hughes chest was the greatest and last set of tits in the world.
It took me a sec to find the article since there were about 4 or so, but I found the video, and the slow pan back at the end made me piss tears, hats off to Bald Opie.
It is a great reference, he uses it a touch too much though.
When he used it in his WW1 show to refer to Lenin and Communism, it was relevant, but he throws it around alot. I get your point, still love his work though.
I cannot get over the irony of how effortlessly people on this sub can make videos go viral in ways The Opster can only dream of just for shits and giggles at his expense.
The slow pan back made me laugh harder and harder. You could tell what was coming but it's like it kept getting worse and worse, and then it just holds on it at the end.
Love this bitch,She's the fucking tits.Bet people start mindlessly attacking her when the media shines it's divide and rule beam on her for not knowing her place.The world's falling apart and we're wasting time arguing over shit.Gotta love the insanity.
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37 Kennigit 2016-01-20
Guys holy shit BaldOpie is on Perezhilton. OPIE FINALLY GOING VIRAL
14 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-01-20
Do you guys think Opie made a monkey paw wish to go viral and this is the twisted corruption of it?
7 Kennigit 2016-01-20
Yeah sounds like a Goosebumps book premise
7 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-01-20
ME: I collect them all because I LOVE the way the letters on the covers feel!! Wow!
3 DoctorPainMD 2016-01-20
ME: ERMEHTERTS, GERSBERMPS.
1 yzyman 2016-01-20
It's like that Twilight Zone episode where the main character "Gregg" is tired of seeing all of the bad sets of tits in life. So he makes a deal with the devil, all of the terrible tits in the world would be removed and only one amazing set of tits would be left behind for Gregg to enjoy. After signing over his soul, Gregg rollerblades through Central Park looking at all of the flat chested women wondering to himself "where is the amazing set of tits the devil promised me?". Upon returning home to his posh Upper West side apartment Gregg discovers that his high school sweetheart, Lyndsi Margera, was also now flat chested. As Gregg undressed for a shower he glanced at the mirror and noticed that the Devil did in fact live up to his end of the deal. Strapped onto Gregg Hughes chest was the greatest and last set of tits in the world.
1 WiretapStudios 2016-01-20
It took me a sec to find the article since there were about 4 or so, but I found the video, and the slow pan back at the end made me piss tears, hats off to Bald Opie.
24 AntsCamera 2016-01-20
That is what the video is for.
Think of that video as a virus, or a disease. We want it spread.
Dan Carlin uses "intellectual contagion" , to describe an idea that takes root and spreads, I find it suitable.
16 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-20
The virus spreading across America.
1 TriangleDimes 2016-01-20
That sounds too desperate, it won't catch on.
3 hopheister 2016-01-20
You could almost call it a virus tour.
1 blackirishlad 2016-01-20
it annoys me how often he says that, really. i would bet anything it's something one of his professors drilled into his head.
1 AntsCamera 2016-01-20
It is a great reference, he uses it a touch too much though.
When he used it in his WW1 show to refer to Lenin and Communism, it was relevant, but he throws it around alot. I get your point, still love his work though.
14 ShetUp 2016-01-20
Omgosh im gonna vote in the poll!
13 scottgreenstein 2016-01-20
Jesus christ this place is amazing, im sure you guys put in this much effort at your real jobs.
12 ewok77 2016-01-20
did i just vote on a perezhilton poll? No, no I didn't. yes I did.
7 bugbombs 2016-01-20
I cannot get over the irony of how effortlessly people on this sub can make videos go viral in ways The Opster can only dream of just for shits and giggles at his expense.
Just for posterity's sake
6 shemthepen 2016-01-20
Please no one click that. I'm glad the video is making the rounds of the faggotry around the interwebs for gods sake don't give that site any hits.
3 cc1945 2016-01-20
Why? What's so bad about some fag having a gossip site?
Keep fighting the good fight, Che.
6 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-01-20
Ai nai
2 WiretapStudios 2016-01-20
OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS
6 DoctorPainMD 2016-01-20
are we really supporting perez "Punch-me-in-the-face-Daddy" Hilton in this sub?
Does no one remember how much we fucking hate this guy?
7 endgame_cumia 2016-01-20
as long as its fucking with those 3 old men i am all in with everything
2 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-01-20
If Amy Schumer came out tomorrow and said Opie has large breasts, we'd be her biggest fans.
7 hopheister 2016-01-20
No one is supporting him dummy. You don't have to love Russia because you like that they're bombing Iran.
1 frostiitute 2016-01-20
Means to an end!
4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-20
MAN do other women look attractive next to Amy
2 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-20
Democracy has decided she is guilty. Case closed
2 Nick_1989 2016-01-20
hahahahahaha holy shit... bald opie at the end made me almost piss myself at work.
1 WiretapStudios 2016-01-20
The slow pan back made me laugh harder and harder. You could tell what was coming but it's like it kept getting worse and worse, and then it just holds on it at the end.
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1 Z-Tay 2016-01-20
Perez: She's fugly! Somebody get Bruce Willis!
1 arbgeist 2016-01-20
That shitdick better give credit where it's due.
1 Rock-Coat 2016-01-20
HaHa, just realized he used the ultimate material thieves - Led Zeppelin in the video. Sweet move!
1 ilumty 2016-01-20
we should have put a "@opieradio" watermark on it
0 [deleted] 2016-01-20
Love this bitch,She's the fucking tits.Bet people start mindlessly attacking her when the media shines it's divide and rule beam on her for not knowing her place.The world's falling apart and we're wasting time arguing over shit.Gotta love the insanity.
7 endgame_cumia 2016-01-20
as long as its fucking with those 3 old men i am all in with everything
7 hopheister 2016-01-20
No one is supporting him dummy. You don't have to love Russia because you like that they're bombing Iran.
1 frostiitute 2016-01-20
Means to an end!