Opie and Anthony Power Rankings January 2016

75 2016-01-20 by spudsboobies

Patrice's ghost - would have fixed everything and everyone
Colin Quinn - beloved as always
Ron Bennington - attempts to help ant are Nobel but futile
Denny - radio veteran and piss lord
BaldOpie - perhaps the greatest artist of our time
Jim Chandler - climbing the ladder after calling opie out on his bullshit
E-rock - e-rock army holding strong
Danny - gave us a few laughs, then hopefully murdered by internet stalker
Esther Ku - "Opie is a douchebag"
Bill Burr - top comic, libtard and race traitor
Rich Vos - poised to finally crack the top 1000 comics list for 2016
Bob Kelly - poised to crack the top 1000 porpoises list for 2016
Louis CK - will tactfully avoid everyone from the show this year
Jim Florentine - sorry about losing the Metal Show brothaman, r.i.p lemmy...
Bob Levy - Americas #1 comic takes on the Shooms
Anthony - Keith is doing a fine job as his life coach
Brother Joe - 50% responsible for Anthony's ongoing success, health, ethical integrity and generally positive outlook on life
Sam Robarts - Haven't heard his shitty show yet
Sherrod - Might possibly be black, not yet confirmed
Jim Norton - Momentarily generates spine during Opie fight, then immediately reverts back to worm form
Eric Stangel - Fat Jewish hack
Justin Stangel - Fatter Jewish Hack
Amy Schumer - Fat Jewish Hack Thieving Cunt
Opie

57 comments

23 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-20

I SMELL BIT

3 TheFatMosque 2016-01-20

just found tha sweet spot

1 Pacinos_Wig-V4 2016-01-20

Let's spend 2.5 45 minute breaks on this topic

16 arbgeist 2016-01-20

If some guy dressed like Sam Kinison and waddled around like the clown from Spawn you guys would normally shit on him, but someone told you Ron Bennington is a genius.

5 gsbird1065 2016-01-20

. . . and that someone was Opie.

1 michaeIcolestie 2016-01-20

He's as funny, for me funnier than Sam, and his radio persona is just as bad ass as Spawn. Stand up dudes get passes in life.

1 peckaseverywhere 2016-01-20

I liked him before he brought his agreeable, grown-up sperm on air with him.

10 frrunkis 2016-01-20

Get rid of the pisslord shit, Opie helped create that

5 Clown_Shoe 2016-01-20

No he didn't. Sam and sal did off air. Opie just found it funny.

4 packitchofsositch 2016-01-20

Even a broken bra-strap...

1 DipsomaniacDawg 2016-01-20

Nah I think that was Sam who started it.

9 goldstandard32 2016-01-20

0pie should kill himself

9 SuffocatingNostalgia 2016-01-20

Lady Di's corpse should rank above Opie.

3 J_Queue 2016-01-20

A smashed cake should rank above Opie.

1 stompedcake 2016-01-20

Agreed

1 michaeIcolestie 2016-01-20

Just put "Everything else shitty" above Opie.

6 JoePuffy 2016-01-20

"reverts back to worm form"

5 jonesy6969 2016-01-20

whichever stangel is marty mcdonalds should be the higher of the two. that pic with that caption makes me laugh everytime i see it.

4 herpacin 2016-01-20

Nobel like day prize nigga.

3 DeShot 2016-01-20

Enjoyed. Could add pete davidson

3 Nulltor 2016-01-20

Bobo is making a power play.

3 anonimescu 2016-01-20

Tss, Nobel , what is he a chemist or somethin'?

1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-20

Tsss...yeah maybe that's why no one can hear the church or sumpthin

2 sixteen-six-six-six 2016-01-20

I'm feeling it.

2 opi3dope 2016-01-20

25 is opie. 24 is daylight.

6 OpieRadioBot 2016-01-20

We should just fart into the mic and call it a day

2 packitchofsositch 2016-01-20

Colin should be #1. Patrice gets a little shit every once in a while, and there are actually people bitter about his "lazy" senior mother getting a few grand a year to blow probably on purses. "Why don't you get a job, she-boon!"

Colin, meanwhile, played the part of Amy's dad in her biggest project, and no one's even had it occur to them to ask him what he thinks about her situation.

-1 check_checkerson 2016-01-20

I think people have a problem with von and not Patrices daughter, I don't think lots of people have a problem with Patrice mom. Why are you trying to spin these things

1 packitchofsositch 2016-01-20

Not a lot, no. And nothing is being spun. Hold your horses. I'm just saying that while Colin is utterly unsullied in every way, Patrice isn't, and part of it is because he was black.

If a dozen people are going to be as ridiculous as to go after Patrice's family, it says a lot that not a single one would have anything to say about Colin's "responsibility" or whatever due to his involvement in a $140 million movie he was given 4th billing in. It's just a numbers thing, between #1 and #2.

2 jonmc1988 2016-01-20

Poor Rich vos is most likely on this list to die poor

2 no1raniuk 2016-01-20

You missed out Travis you PEESA GHABIGE!

2 HulkHulkerson 2016-01-20

Where does bobo rank?

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1 Trueduhtective 2016-01-20

When I think of poise, I can't but help to think of Bobby and Vos.

1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-20

Porpoise...?