ME: have you seen the planet fitness commercials, "we're not a gym, we're planet fitness."...they're trying to make believe they aren't a gym, i don't even know what that fuckin means...They're A FUCKIN GYM! (1:01:53)

1  2016-01-19 by QuantumTabby

7 comments

6  QuantumTabby 2016-01-19

Add "commercial slogans" to the list of things that Opie doesn't quite get.

ME: NIKE just do it. Just do what. Jimmy, do you know what the fuck they are asking us to do? Just buy the shoes maybe.

ME: I'm never buyin those fuckin M&M's again. Fuckin things melted all over my hands. Totally defective candy. Doesn't even do what it's supposed to.

5  PeckaSucka 2016-01-19

You should probably do one more

1  QuantumTabby 2016-01-19

No no I did mine. You should do one. I like your jokes ;)

4  Individually_Placed 2016-01-19

Wait. Wait. I got one.

ME: What's a Hershey bar? What's it supposed to do? What does that even meeeeaaannnn?

CHIPPA: shouldn't it be called like a HimHe bar? Get it? Her-She. Out of the park.

5  DapperDan0979 2016-01-19

His idiocy knows no bounds.

Opie pays probably $500 a month to go to a gym and walk on the treadmill for 15 minutes. But he's cool because he does it in crappy sweats.

But Planet Fitness is garbage...

1  baraksobamas 2016-01-19

Planet Fitness isn't garbage, it's a gym. Don't you even get it?

1  GothamJustice 2016-01-19

I heard this live and I found myself saying "DOLT" out loud in my car.