This comes up a lot so let's cut the horseshit and finally, officially clear it up. I understand what's confusing but here are each in brief:
MISS PIGGY had a strong showing on Last Comic Standing, but was beaten out by Jon Reep. Following this were years of "making her bones" at the Comedy Cellar and as an opener for the O&A regulars. When Judd Apatow heard her on the Howard Stern Show, he envisioned a movie based on her comic tales, leading to a year of media spotlighting and celebration unprecedented among comedians. She is also sought after as a foodstuff.
AMY SCHUMER is a Jim Henson Muppet creation, debuting in the 70s. An improbable and slightly depressing "wife" to essential protagonist Kermit the Frog, Schumer became something of a hero to worthless, half-funny, anti-attractive girls and women. Still quoted are her breakout phrase "hiii-ya!" and her many jokes about her pussy.
Hopefully it's all straightened now out and can be put to fucking rest.
Why is she so smug? He movie wasn't a rousing box office smash. Cost 35 million to make, earned 110 million in the US and about 29 million in the rest of the world. And usually studies spend at least the same amount on marketing that they do in budget. So 70 million total cost means about 69 million profit. But the way Hollywood works things it probably officially only profited a few million or maybe even lost money. So why is she acting like such a self important mega movie star cunt after at best a moderately successful movie?
32 comments
37 Binski13 2016-01-18
Muslims can't eat the bottom one.
7 zenicaone 2016-01-18
jews also can't eat the bottom one
15 Binski13 2016-01-18
Oh I know. I just like to pretend those people don't exist.
8 biobotX1 2016-01-18
Until tax season...
20 Knightscribe 2016-01-18
The top one can only take one arm up the shitter.
14 GWARscientist 2016-01-18
The puppet has better acting chops.
9 K1bbler 2016-01-18
And is actually funny without having to reference her cunt every two seconds.
4 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-18
And a better body. And face. And personality.
8 AntsCamera 2016-01-18
The top one is less fatty once you butcher it and turn it into bacon.
The bottom one nets more product for dog food. They call it offal in the meat industry
If I owned Purina, I would take Amy any day.
2 SledgeBammer 2016-01-18
Offal...awful
Potato...patato
-2 michaeIcolestie 2016-01-18
Say "it" again.
7 AntsCamera 2016-01-18
It.
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-18
3 it's is all this guy has the patience for.
-5 Destination_Jeffrey 2016-01-18
Make it wordier next time.
5 AntsCamera 2016-01-18
Sorry I made you read too many words. (-50 or so words you fucking retard)
How did you get past High School?
Ohhh nevermind
7 Patmcpsu 2016-01-18
One probably had sex with a frog. The other is a muppet.
5 lickitoff 2016-01-18
You're missing the obvious. She has a babyhead. Her body grew up but she has a baby's head.
3 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-18
Extremely accurate.
3 SlimWiggins 2016-01-18
They both shit little rabbit pellets of poop out of their vaginas
3 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-01-18
I always see one of these fucking things. The face on some of these.. Exact match... http://www.thisnext.com/item/A8D014D2/Cabbage-Patch-Dolls-Caucasian
3 RacistPigeon 2016-01-18
Top has career longevity.
3 piggyboi 2016-01-18
One is a fat, obnoxious sow with an overinflated sense of self-worth. The other is Miss Piggy.
3 itsrainingthings 2016-01-18
This comes up a lot so let's cut the horseshit and finally, officially clear it up. I understand what's confusing but here are each in brief:
MISS PIGGY had a strong showing on Last Comic Standing, but was beaten out by Jon Reep. Following this were years of "making her bones" at the Comedy Cellar and as an opener for the O&A regulars. When Judd Apatow heard her on the Howard Stern Show, he envisioned a movie based on her comic tales, leading to a year of media spotlighting and celebration unprecedented among comedians. She is also sought after as a foodstuff.
AMY SCHUMER is a Jim Henson Muppet creation, debuting in the 70s. An improbable and slightly depressing "wife" to essential protagonist Kermit the Frog, Schumer became something of a hero to worthless, half-funny, anti-attractive girls and women. Still quoted are her breakout phrase "hiii-ya!" and her many jokes about her pussy.
Hopefully it's all straightened now out and can be put to fucking rest.
2 zenicaone 2016-01-18
Is it ears?
2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-18
The veins in Miss Piggy's face haven't been destroyed by her alcoholism.
1 [deleted] 2016-01-18
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1 LDChip 2016-01-18
One of those noses has been surgically reconstructed
1 herpacin 2016-01-18
Only one of them came when Patrice wanted this.
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-01-18
One of thems a fat pig and the others a puppet. HHOOOAAHH
1 LevStrauss 2016-01-18
One has original material.
1 RockCoatMon 2016-01-18
Sidebar pic?
0 DaveNone 2016-01-18
Why is she so smug? He movie wasn't a rousing box office smash. Cost 35 million to make, earned 110 million in the US and about 29 million in the rest of the world. And usually studies spend at least the same amount on marketing that they do in budget. So 70 million total cost means about 69 million profit. But the way Hollywood works things it probably officially only profited a few million or maybe even lost money. So why is she acting like such a self important mega movie star cunt after at best a moderately successful movie?
-3 oskimon 2016-01-18
Neither did any of the other people who posted this over the last year or so.