I agree, it was a meh joke in the vein of trainwreck and her stand up "character"
She's been hanging out with J-Law and Patricia Arquette too much. Worst was the "moment" gimmick she borrowed from them with the thank you to shooting victims.
The Hollywood girls gave her a major case of the fat friend syndrome. You know the fat cunt who gets all pissy when someone hits on the hot girls and has to ruin everything. I'm not sure where I'm going with this analogy but fuck Amy Schumer is the point.
It's like when KISS went sans makeup to be taken more serious, but they suck as musicians. (I don't know if that was their motive, but it helps my fake analogy)
This is the point you stupid fucks. It's the adoption of the lefty bloggers logic and sentiments in order to apply the same criticisms to said lefty bloggers. Thereby showing that unless they rebuke their own warped thought processes, they are also the "shitlords".
I would hope the writer would be that sensible, and willing to write something with his tongue in his cheek even if half the readers wouldn't get what he's doing. But looking at the rest of his articles, I have serious doubts. He's posted one more since the Schumer one, and it couldn't suckle foxnews' balls any more shamelessly. Actually, the vast majority of his articles are written with as much straight-forwardness and desperation to spread propaganda as I've seen in a long time. There's not a shred of satire or jocularity to be found; only bitter indictments.
What faggot? Amy Schumer is a leftist cunt & on the left bullying is frowned upon yet they hunt down people and bully them all the time. Makes perfect sense.
She is the epitome of a modern comedian and modern western culture in general. This is what being with the times is all about which is why I love my racist, sexist fossils.
At this point I actually feel bad for her. She's too embarrassing to even get mad at her for this. This is the most through selling of your soul for money imaginable. To think she once was potentially a good comic, but she sold herself just to appeal to Hollywood douches and this PC culture.
It's happening so fast, too. It's like every chance she gets to speak publicly she just keeps upping the ante. Usually it's a bit of a slow-drip but she's apparently ALL IN.
Her entire shtick is based around her "whore" persona and her making jokes about herself being a whore and sleeping around.
If her response is 100% serious and not some "lost in print" sarcasm, then she really has lost it. That'd be like taking a picture with Anthony and making an alcoholic joke or Jimmy and a tranny joke. Amy can't have her entire persona be based around her being a whore and joking about it and then get offended when someone else makes the joke. BTW, if it were Bradley Cooper or some other famous person posting that exact same thing, she certainly would've have responded that way.
someone please ask jimmy about this on the radio tomorrow. I would love to hear him say he doesn't know anything about the tweet and that he can't comment on it.
Jimmy: I've known any since she started and now that she's on top, people wanna bring her down. I will tell you that she's sexy, man. I'd love to eat her juicy ass and have her shit on my chest.
Amy reminds me of Judy Gold. An unattractive comedienne with decent material that has never experienced or wanted to do anything outside of NYC/LA/SFO.
I watched a Tough Crowd episodes with Judy Gold and she was talking about the south being anti-Semitic. As a native NYer, I went to high school in Atlanta around 2000, did two years of college in Texas before transferring. I wanted to break my laptop in half. Casually racist, sure (and I'd argue NYC has has the same racism). Anti-Jewish? Not at all. Fuck, those Southern Baptists who were anti-Semites in the 1930s, now take tours of Israel and are the most ardent Israeli Conservatives outside of the ultra-Orthodox.
She is a Southern Long Island trash bimbo who has no idea what she is talking about.
Another example of why never ever fucking apologies!! The panty pissing forever offended sjw are swarming on this poor kid, like Piranha on the scent of blood.
QUESTION, is this different from Vos/Bobby (i know I have heard one of them say it)complaining that the fans try and bust there balls and they shouldn't
edit: for example if that photo of amy was with colin or some other comedian, would she still act like a cunt about the tweet or just laugh it off
That kid is a liar. He said that his joke wasn't funny, when it was pretty good, if not obvious. I really thought that kind of humor was in line with her style... but, I guess she's roped into being a feminist now, which is a shame.
I'm disappointed that she reacted this way to a joke, instead of doing what she usually does when she hears someone else's joke: steal it while pretending she didn't know what she was doing.
Most comedians become comedians with the hope that they won't have to remain comedians. She doesn't have to be one anymore because of her acting career, which is the dream of most comics. Her endgame was never to be some anti-PC standard bearer for this subreddits opinions.
He most likely probably did fuck her. Considering she's a bonafide slampig now. I wonder if little hypocrite GloWorm Norton is gonna plead for her to stop drinking and eating now.......
From the writer, "We hope (being that he eventually deleted both tweets) that this pipsqueak learned an important lesson out of this. Just because women can crack jokes about their own sexuality, bodies, etcetera, etcetera — you still can’t. 'The more you know.'"
1 - hate to take the side of amy but have you seen this kid, i'd hate to be made part of a joke at his expense, he's fucking enraging i remember that had him on tv several years ago give movie reviews as "the kid critic"...
What comes up must come down, there is always a surge of fame that comes through entertainers at one point. Only the truly skilled ones or the ones which doesn't let the industry run the show survives longer. Even Kevin Hart is going to be obscure at one point, he brings that up at every interview because he knows it will go to shit eventually.
saw breitbart and refuse to click. fuck those whiny cunts. the enemy of my enemy is not my friend. these right wing nut jobs are as annoying as the ones on the left.
Jimmy: I've known any since she started and now that she's on top, people wanna bring her down. I will tell you that she's sexy, man. I'd love to eat her juicy ass and have her shit on my chest.
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41 Binski13 2016-01-18
Wow she's so brave,honest,beautiful, and above all else. Real.
27 Purplestahli 2016-01-18
No dude, actually, shes a cunt.
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35 AcePainterLo 2016-01-18
She does her eye makeup like The Undertaker.
19 CuckECheese 2016-01-18
Instead of riding a motorcycle, she rides successful male comedians.
3 baraksobamas 2016-01-18
And upper midcard semi-jobbers.
35 John_Gulbunny 2016-01-18
Oh no, her racist republican character is at it again
30 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-18
Right. I didn't give a shit before but now I'm ALL IN on the Schumer hate.
2 humanmeat 2016-01-18
I agree, it was a meh joke in the vein of trainwreck and her stand up "character"
She's been hanging out with J-Law and Patricia Arquette too much. Worst was the "moment" gimmick she borrowed from them with the thank you to shooting victims.
I'm out.
7 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-01-18
The Hollywood girls gave her a major case of the fat friend syndrome. You know the fat cunt who gets all pissy when someone hits on the hot girls and has to ruin everything. I'm not sure where I'm going with this analogy but fuck Amy Schumer is the point.
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-01-18
The Jews are manipulating the hate
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28 Ebhagz_NY 2016-01-18
Poor Amy.
Is she ever going to shed her awful sex comic reputation and finally get respected for the artist she is?
8 satsamsit 2016-01-18
It's like when KISS went sans makeup to be taken more serious, but they suck as musicians. (I don't know if that was their motive, but it helps my fake analogy)
10 Moowon 2016-01-18
Leave Ace out of it. The rest of them can get assuredly fucked but Frehley's a brillaint musician.
25 packitchofsositch 2016-01-18
That article is written as butthurt and whiny as any feminist shit blog. "Humiliated"? Yuck.
Fuck all of them, Schumer, lefty bloggers and the faggots in the link.
9 drexler57346 2016-01-18
Glad somebody said it. Schumer sucks, but this article is enraging.
"Being a teenager is tough enough without being humiliated in front of the entire world". Waaaaaaah!
"Just because one has the power to pull the wings off a fly doesn’t mean you should do it." Give me a fucking break.
2 Rentington 2016-01-18
Knowing this blogger like I do, I can tell you he is being sardonic to mock her self-victimization.
-2 shmigshmog 2016-01-18
This is the point you stupid fucks. It's the adoption of the lefty bloggers logic and sentiments in order to apply the same criticisms to said lefty bloggers. Thereby showing that unless they rebuke their own warped thought processes, they are also the "shitlords".
2 packitchofsositch 2016-01-18
I would hope the writer would be that sensible, and willing to write something with his tongue in his cheek even if half the readers wouldn't get what he's doing. But looking at the rest of his articles, I have serious doubts. He's posted one more since the Schumer one, and it couldn't suckle foxnews' balls any more shamelessly. Actually, the vast majority of his articles are written with as much straight-forwardness and desperation to spread propaganda as I've seen in a long time. There's not a shred of satire or jocularity to be found; only bitter indictments.
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-18
I like how they pointed out that it gets low ratings when mentioning her TV show.
4 iris201 2016-01-18
It's a little faggoty but I think it's written that way to highlight the left's hypocrisy.
-2 callmesnake13 2016-01-18
"the left"
9 iris201 2016-01-18
What faggot? Amy Schumer is a leftist cunt & on the left bullying is frowned upon yet they hunt down people and bully them all the time. Makes perfect sense.
1 FloggingTheHorses 2016-01-18
'Leftist'
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-01-18
Tss those hippies are gonna get LEFT behind!
20 dejavu4thedead 2016-01-18
If he commits suicide from cyber-bullying whose side will the SJW's be on?
24 SlappyJiggler 2016-01-18
Never on a straight white man.
6 TotallyNotObsi 2016-01-18
There's still time to turn him gay before he offs himself.
10 bizzlbone 2016-01-18
He couldn't handle a strong independent woman asserting herself. Oh well, one less future member of the patriarchy.
3 rrussom 2016-01-18
Who's side do you think? Amys.
18 Dudecity 2016-01-18
wouldn't her ending the tweet saying "hi to your dad" imply she really is a whore?
9 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-18
Everybody is stupid. Amy, the blogger, hollywood. Every fucking body.
10 blackirishlad 2016-01-18
except us, right gang?
1 [deleted] 2016-01-18
It's a "what would your parents say, young man!?" scold.
15 [deleted] 2016-01-18
I'm shocked she didn't hire him to be a writer on her show.
15 mulatamongrol 2016-01-18
She is the epitome of a modern comedian and modern western culture in general. This is what being with the times is all about which is why I love my racist, sexist fossils.
15 piggyboi 2016-01-18
Now all she has to do is star in a Holocaust movie and her ascendence to Jew Theta Level 12 will be complete.
13 Z-Tay 2016-01-18
Schumer's List
And Jim Norton isn't on it
2 piggyboi 2016-01-18
But he's vital to the radio war effort!
14 Trueduhtective 2016-01-18
Thick arms, thin skin.
8 piggyboi 2016-01-18
That should be the title of her next comedy album.
13 jbaconbits 2016-01-18
Just because her routine is centered around how big of a whore she is doesn't mean it's ok for YOU to joke about it!
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12 [deleted] 2016-01-18
What a fat cunt.
11 AntsCamera 2016-01-18
It was an innocent joke, by an obvious fan.
So why is all the purple haired 350 pound plus bull dyke feminazis fawning over this bitch again?
Oh because she treats
menteenage boy fans like shit.Amy=Opie...
5 jamesfromdelaware 2016-01-18
Opie has a more feminine figure.
2 Marathon_Man_3k 2016-01-18
Hubba hubba
4 fireantss 2016-01-18
http://i.imgur.com/La9wKB5.jpg
2 Pacinos_Wig-V4 2016-01-18
Is Ant photoshopped in that pic? He looks like a fucking corpse.
10 KingTutsstache 2016-01-18
At this point I actually feel bad for her. She's too embarrassing to even get mad at her for this. This is the most through selling of your soul for money imaginable. To think she once was potentially a good comic, but she sold herself just to appeal to Hollywood douches and this PC culture.
11 dankfranklin 2016-01-18
It's happening so fast, too. It's like every chance she gets to speak publicly she just keeps upping the ante. Usually it's a bit of a slow-drip but she's apparently ALL IN.
10 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2016-01-18
"I'm not a sex comic"
Fucking stupid cunt
8 Remove__Kebab 2016-01-18
I guess her comedy has just passed all of us by.
8 opieanthonyjim 2016-01-18
Her entire shtick is based around her "whore" persona and her making jokes about herself being a whore and sleeping around.
If her response is 100% serious and not some "lost in print" sarcasm, then she really has lost it. That'd be like taking a picture with Anthony and making an alcoholic joke or Jimmy and a tranny joke. Amy can't have her entire persona be based around her being a whore and joking about it and then get offended when someone else makes the joke. BTW, if it were Bradley Cooper or some other famous person posting that exact same thing, she certainly would've have responded that way.
7 ewok77 2016-01-18
someone please ask jimmy about this on the radio tomorrow. I would love to hear him say he doesn't know anything about the tweet and that he can't comment on it.
7 kevin121312 2016-01-18
Jimmy: I've known any since she started and now that she's on top, people wanna bring her down. I will tell you that she's sexy, man. I'd love to eat her juicy ass and have her shit on my chest.
7 acumiafan 2016-01-18
Amy reminds me of Judy Gold. An unattractive comedienne with decent material that has never experienced or wanted to do anything outside of NYC/LA/SFO.
I watched a Tough Crowd episodes with Judy Gold and she was talking about the south being anti-Semitic. As a native NYer, I went to high school in Atlanta around 2000, did two years of college in Texas before transferring. I wanted to break my laptop in half. Casually racist, sure (and I'd argue NYC has has the same racism). Anti-Jewish? Not at all. Fuck, those Southern Baptists who were anti-Semites in the 1930s, now take tours of Israel and are the most ardent Israeli Conservatives outside of the ultra-Orthodox.
She is a Southern Long Island trash bimbo who has no idea what she is talking about.
6 arbgeist 2016-01-18
It was just a character. A mean, piggy character.
6 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-18
Fat girl thought that the pretty girls on the cheer squad really wanted to be her friend. She was wrong.
6 badbillypratt 2016-01-18
She's the new Brett Butler.Wait 5 years and she will be old news
2 damnitfred 2016-01-18
whoo?????
5 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-18
"They made her do it."
5 SteveTech74 2016-01-18
The more famous you get, the less funny you become.
3 Anarox 2016-01-18
That's usually the formula, except Dave Chappelle, but then again many consider him a GOAT level comic.
5 J1701 2016-01-18
Remember when it was all "lol's" when she talked about initiating sexual contact with a "disgusting" cabbie? -(mobile 6:51) "I was a huge whore"
4 IggysGlove 2016-01-18
Woulda been better if she just shit on the dork for being a dork.
How could she let a dork get to her like that?
4 damselnoir 2016-01-18
Another example of why never ever fucking apologies!! The panty pissing forever offended sjw are swarming on this poor kid, like Piranha on the scent of blood.
3 aTwinkForFez 2016-01-18
QUESTION, is this different from Vos/Bobby (i know I have heard one of them say it)complaining that the fans try and bust there balls and they shouldn't
edit: for example if that photo of amy was with colin or some other comedian, would she still act like a cunt about the tweet or just laugh it off
3 MicroPeckah 2016-01-18
She's a cunt. Doesn't matter what other adjectives you give her. "Cunt" is accurate enough.
3 FloggingTheHorses 2016-01-18
'Slunt'
3 jasonayeiter 2016-01-18
Surprised this slipped by the proofreading. That "N" was suppose to be an "L", right?
3 jasonayeiter 2016-01-18
https://www.yahoo.com/movies/amy-schumer-shut-down-teen-193018145.html
Yahoo has a bit of a different take on this.
3 Rentington 2016-01-18
That kid is a liar. He said that his joke wasn't funny, when it was pretty good, if not obvious. I really thought that kind of humor was in line with her style... but, I guess she's roped into being a feminist now, which is a shame.
I'm disappointed that she reacted this way to a joke, instead of doing what she usually does when she hears someone else's joke: steal it while pretending she didn't know what she was doing.
3 truthie 2016-01-18
Most comedians become comedians with the hope that they won't have to remain comedians. She doesn't have to be one anymore because of her acting career, which is the dream of most comics. Her endgame was never to be some anti-PC standard bearer for this subreddits opinions.
2 2chronic0ffender01 2016-01-18
Breitbart trashing her is equally as pathetic as Salon praising her. Fuck the world.
2 Z-Tay 2016-01-18
Not if Worm Norton has anything to say about it.
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2 JMFitzy85 2016-01-18
I thought she meant it as a joke with the last part, but the first part sounds like she was offended by it.
I still like Schumer, but if she really was blasting this kid it would make me check out.
2 NASAtard 2016-01-18
He most likely probably did fuck her. Considering she's a bonafide slampig now. I wonder if little hypocrite GloWorm Norton is gonna plead for her to stop drinking and eating now.......
2 jfoughe 2016-01-18
The only thing worse than her self righteous response is this article:
http://uproxx.com/webculture/amy-schumer-teen-film-critic/
From the writer, "We hope (being that he eventually deleted both tweets) that this pipsqueak learned an important lesson out of this. Just because women can crack jokes about their own sexuality, bodies, etcetera, etcetera — you still can’t. 'The more you know.'"
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2 Slippery_Slope_Guy 2016-01-18
God damn I wish Patr... I mean Joan Rivers was still alive to tear this cunt a new cunt.
2 joomommyhappy 2016-01-18
about the Steve O/Ryan Dunn joke at one of the roasts:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkVb_ogECJc
1 noropthony 2016-01-18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEXmu89_E8o
Strong set. This Amy Schumer is dead.
1 Patrick_Kane 2016-01-18
She sucks.
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1 Anarox 2016-01-18
What comes up must come down, there is always a surge of fame that comes through entertainers at one point. Only the truly skilled ones or the ones which doesn't let the industry run the show survives longer. Even Kevin Hart is going to be obscure at one point, he brings that up at every interview because he knows it will go to shit eventually.
1 JohnQNo1 2016-01-18
saw breitbart and refuse to click. fuck those whiny cunts. the enemy of my enemy is not my friend. these right wing nut jobs are as annoying as the ones on the left.
1 jsmill1 2016-01-18
make jokes about yourself fucking tons of guys.
make a movie about fucking tons of guys.
then a kid makes a twitter comment about it, obviously mimicking her own voice, and she has the audacity to be upset? fuck her.
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0 aprosbro 2016-01-18
That's not scolding, fuck that kid.
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-1 detroitjack 2016-01-18
So wait, his tweet was a funny joke but hers was humiliating? Either they're both being cunts or they're both making funny jokes.
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-19 acarinho 2016-01-18
Upvote if you would let her sit on your face.
26 Anarox 2016-01-18
Upvote if you like breathing
6 chris2webby 2016-01-18
no, but I'd sit on her face and fart
-17 WNEW 2016-01-18
I actually think she's pretty attractive.
Of course these faggots here are gonna pretend she's hideous for upvotes, meanwhile their significant other looks no better or worse than her.
6 John_Gulbunny 2016-01-18
She's very fat, but when she first started comedy I didn't think she looked too bad
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1 WNEW 2016-01-18
Hit too close to home did I?
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-2 IggysGlove 2016-01-18
You are being too generous imagining them ever having significant others.
They specialize in women theory. That's all.
24 SlappyJiggler 2016-01-18
Never on a straight white man.
3 rrussom 2016-01-18
Who's side do you think? Amys.
10 bizzlbone 2016-01-18
He couldn't handle a strong independent woman asserting herself. Oh well, one less future member of the patriarchy.
7 kevin121312 2016-01-18
Jimmy: I've known any since she started and now that she's on top, people wanna bring her down. I will tell you that she's sexy, man. I'd love to eat her juicy ass and have her shit on my chest.