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Jesus, Joe

Hey, Joe likes science! Nice tattoo, blowhard.

Better than the other one he has that looks like an Auschwitz carving.

Kitten?

The story goes he met George Carlin once and when he asked him for advice he said, "Keep kickin' them in the nuts", hence KKTITN.

He didn't have to find an SS officer in hiding to tattoo it on him though.

You missed the best part - it turned out that Carlin just always said KKTITN as a generic answer when young comics asked him for advice. It was completely impersonal and in no way a special/unique moment that Derosa shared with a comedy hero.

Also hilarious: it was a phoner. They weren't actually face to face when he said this.

I know, was repeating the joke made in studio multiple times.

Didn't he get it covered up a few years ago?

I think so.

It's now "WWBFT": What Would Black Friends Think?

I thought Carlin called into Joe's college radio show and told him that?

Carlin said that to every comedian he spoke to lol

KKTITN. Stands for "Killing Kikes 'Til I Terminate Niggers."

Looks like he should be in big bang theory

That certainly looks like a guy that smokes the devil's cigarettes to me.

He's 38 years old

"Wow, really? He looks so young for his age, and he seems like such a youthful artist!" - What Joe wishes someone would say

The amount of cum in that hair

Don't you like his cool little Superman curl?

I'd prefer if he used a shotgun to style his hair!

He looks like he needs a cock in his mouth.

eeew

That looks like a poster you'd see in the youth clothes section of Target

a lithium atom?

hahahaha this sub just keeps on giving, I would miss out on so much hilarity without your people

This is terrible

Hey, take it easy. You're talking about a man's livelihood here.

This is unlike any turd I've ever heard. It took dedication to birth this disaster.

Nine Inch Dulls

Including bonus remix EP Further Down The Shoulders

Puddle of Dud

Didn't he give Troy Quan a bunch of shit for pursuing his music/DJ career?

And he also gave him shit for trying to dress cool and have the same type of tattoos that Derosa has.

Hearing him try to sound deep on that 'enemy' song gave me chills

Devils Due DVV DVV DVVVV

So that's how that's spelled.

I never understood what that meant

More new jigs.

DVV DVV in right ear , DVV DVVVV in left ear , there's some good production value in here

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I would rather be caught sucking 10 dicks than listening to this horseshit.

I'll be over with nine of my friends and a CD

hey-o

would rather be caught sucking 10 dicks than listening to this horseshit.

As a man who got caught sucking 10 dicks, i'd rather be caught listening to this.

I would burn you alive above a pile of faggots if I caught you listening to this

Who wouldn't?

At the same time? It's an important distinction.

We couldn't kill DeRosa's career, but this will!

Cries about one star reviews, follows up with a zero star product.

id rather drink charlie sheens blood.

If all these NY comics with their "honest east coast podcasts" don't destroy this then they are all phoney fucks

Did someone actually say "honest east coast podcasts"?

thats what they all say they are anyway

I'm glad this was released before Guantanamo closed.

This is not good.

I wonder what his black friends think of it?

Same thing as everyone else, its embarrassingly bad.

BOOOOOO

This sucks.

"This is going great"

Here's an observation about Joe - he is an extremely lazy human being. He is competent, he's not a bad comic, he's not a bad director, he's not a bad musician. What he is, is a lazy fuck who can't finish what he starts, that's why he releases a comedy album of b-sides, that's why he directs 3 minute long comedy shorts without punchlines, and that's why he releases music he's put no thought into. Joes worst enemy is his own eagerness to be noticed. Don't put out shit if you think you can do a better job.

Joes worst enemy

You mean his worst ENNEMYYY ENNEMYYY ENNEMMYYYY

He only needs to put in just enough work to impress very young females who he can sleep with, impressing them with his comedy "status" or musical "ability" or "comedy" shorts. This is how the no-shouldered Egyptian fills the hole created when his real parents floated him down the Nile.

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Joe DeRosa is the Jamie Kilstein of comedy.

Isn't Jamie Kilstein the Jamie Kilstein of comedy?

Jamie Kilstein is the Joe DeRosa of comedy.

Anthony is my Enemeeeeeeeeeeeeey

This needs to be on amazon

EneME:

I just had to check the calendar to make sure it wasn't April Fools.

Then I had to listen. It's awful. Burr, Bob Kelly, Keith & Big Jay all failed him.

Apprel Fahls

FAWK YEAH this is fawkin heavy DVV DVV

Mouths to Feed - A song about gay men blowing each other while listening to this shit music.

The soundtrack to a gay gangbang.

This was worse than I expected.

Holy shit say enemy again joe.

De-de-de-DeRosa, this music's insufferable whoooaaaaaa!

Jew-jew-jew-jew killer whooooa!

Remember when Sam brought in a tape of him and his buddy rapping to a fruity loops beat? This is worse..

The peepin/creepin part of Sam's rap was honestly pretty good

Mouths to feed huh? When we were hungry we would get a container of coffee and talk about workin for a living. Mr. makes his millions of dollars. I don't need millions of dollars you just sit me in front of the TV and I'm happy.

That's right. This guy is getting his money for nothing and his chicks for free. Me? I'm happy moving these refrigerators and color tv's. Boss says move 'em you bet I get to it. That food ain't putting itself on the table. Alright, gah blesss my ten is almost up.

What....the....fuck...

"superfight" .... More like "Superfag"

what have we done

Holy cringe.

This is kind of like the videotape in The Ring, except instead of dying you end up blowing a bunch of dudes

Seven gays....

Ooofff that's bad

He should stick to inciting racial hatred.

This is worse than I would have even expected.

His vocals on track two might be the only funny thing he's ever done.

I'm going to be completely honest here. This stinks.

Track 1 - "Enemy" - Synth pop bullshit, sounds like Muse. ENEMEEEEEENEMEEEEEEE

Track 2 - "Mouths to Feed" - Straight up carbon copy of a NIN song.

Track 3 - "Boogie" - A SEEECRET A SEEECRET

Track 4 - "The Show" - Carbon copy of a DEVO song, even mentions DEVO and licorice in the lyrics (I think. He mumbles during this song.)

Track 5 - "The Devils Dues" - Suddenly he's trying to be Jack Johnson. "Sometimes I think, I'm too old to be, part of a game, that's so cold to me." I guess that means he's done comedy.

I almost bit my cat when I read "The Devils Dues."

It's a Chip title.

I hope he checks out the same way as the Galveston Giant

Late 90's computer game midi's and Joe D... holy shit...

I honestly like most of his music that I've heard before, but this just sounds like a very contrived, affected rip-off of J.G. Thirlwell and has no redeeming qualities.

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lol theres absolutely nothing 'hip' about this mate

Why didn't he list it on Amazon

Everyone needs to tweet him asking how to buy it on Amazon until he puts it up there, so we can review it.

Because the rankings don't resolve that far down.

Jesus. I kind of liked Joe and defended him despite his handjobbishess, but come the fuck on, dude. See, guys, this is why we need to save our bad review spamming for when it really matters.

It always mattered because he always sucked. Your just slow and that's OK.

It's "you're" you shitdick hypocrite jag-off.

I like how in Devil's Dues his voice keeps going from left speaker, to right speaker, and then back again. It's almost like he's here with me. Inside my soul.

Devils Douche

Guess his other album on Amazon isn't selling for some reason.

Why is Trey Parker singing on the second song?

HO LY SHIT.

This lovely little number is going to climb the charts quickly!

Devil's Dues gave me such douche chills

Someone please send this to that bald hipster from YouTube so he can trash it and ridicule Joe's attempt at indie music

He's so multifaceted. He's a modern day renai-sucks man.

What an awful little man.

My good deed for 2016 is to not listen to this and also to pretend it doesn't exist.

WHO IS THIS FOR?

This is really bad.

Jack of all trades, master of cum.

Joe DeRosa is my new favorite artiste.

I've heard worse, but this is difficult to listen to.

The cover is an arty picture of a Juan Epstein doll, that doesn't bode well.

I think this knocks him back under the line where you're not relevant enough to have a wikipedia page.

THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE! Enemy enemy enemy SHUT THE FUCK UP! Is this shit suppose to be funny?

Fucking complete pile of shit.

Well, he does have a song called Boogie. If that doesn't bring the ol' races together, I'm not sure what will.

Stick to acting. Give up comedy and never play music.

did Joe make some sort of official announcement about this, or did he just silently release it in hopes of avoiding a trashing?

What a hipster cocksucker Joe is. He's really trying hard to fit in with the faggy LA comics he hangs around with. Pussy.

I like Derosa a lot but this fucking stinks on ice.

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this is real???

Greg Miller lost weight

I haven't heard shittier guitar solos since fucking high school. Jesus Christ Joe.

He enticed me to turn it off.

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Sounds like he's using the built-in tracks on a casio keyboard from the 90s.

why

Stinky hipster garbage music.

maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

These songs aren't very good

Since David Bowie has died, we need someone to fill the void he left.

you got the touuuuuuch!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hes in a (serious) band????? omg of course lets give this one star

Hey this is actually pretty good, not cringe at all!

I'll be over with nine of my friends and a CD

Who wouldn't?

lol theres absolutely nothing 'hip' about this mate

I never understood what that meant

would rather be caught sucking 10 dicks than listening to this horseshit.

As a man who got caught sucking 10 dicks, i'd rather be caught listening to this.

At the same time? It's an important distinction.