I've been lactating since I was 18.. Period

6  2016-01-17 by Treet_Yourself

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How many pairs of socks do you think Opie owns that have piss stains from him wiping off the toilet seat with them? +/- let's say 15.

You think his wife ever questions why all of his socks show up with urine strains?

Piss on the outside, cum goes inside.

I doubt that cheap fuck owns more than 5 pairs of socks. All white cotton shit.

Probably from a thrift store.

Why the fuck do you care what socks he wears? Jesus

I loathe cheap as fuck people.

Opie's cheap in an obnoxious, selfish way, as well. I mean if you're a millionaire but you don't want to spend a bunch of money on "designer socks" or whatever, then more power to you; they're your socks. Welching on a $500 bet with an intern because you can't bear the thought of parting with the money is something else entirely.

I am extremely confident that he didn't give homeless Andrew more than $50 after stomping his cake. (And he probably justified it to himself like "well the cake itself was worth, at most, $25, and it was expired, so I did him a favor by stomping on his food!")

Danny claimed he never saw Opie give any of the homeless more than 20 bucks.

Fuck You!

Are you assuming Lynsi launders his socks? I'm assuming she has no clue how to operate a washing machine or if they own one.

She doesn't have to know how. Bam does the laundry and fucks her while the washer is in spin cycle.

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ahhh i said it again, HEHEHE

Ah I get it. You combined his doing radio since he was 18 quote with his large chest as well as the fact that he often throws in the word "Period". How amusing

Shaddap greggggggg

I howled!

You're a great bot ty go Opie!

When does your YKWD appearance go up?

It's up now, I'm awaiting to be shit all over

I'll check it out tomorrow at some point. You're the draw, I haven't listened to this awful podcast in months.

Don't expect much from me, them bashing me and my band was good though.

I tried jumping in a few times and it just wasn't happening, I mean I understand I didn't really belong there, I'm surprised Bobby even had me sit in on the whole episode. It was a fun experience though.