This is the only reason I'm here <3

3  2016-01-17 by [deleted]

10 comments

10  SIMBALLAH 2016-01-17

Ah, Evan Williams. The Mr. Pibb of whisky.

9  seven_four_shoreline 2016-01-17

Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story REAL briefly?

1  strappingyoungladdie 2016-01-17

And then his ass exploded.

5  JimmysLostFat 2016-01-17

peckah juice

4  BurrsCoon 2016-01-17

What kind of sick fuck comes here sober?

3  VladDogbreath 2016-01-17

I'm a happy drunk, And feel empathy towards others only when I'm completely snotted.

5  Shockerlawd69 2016-01-17

Be careful Vlad, "I'm a happy drunk" was always Anthony's go to line.

1  TitsAndPaycheck 2016-01-17

It's funny in a completely different way sober. More absurd than anything. But definitely not the kind of thing you only want to do sober. That would, I think, make you by definition a psychopath.

1  Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2016-01-17

Are you calling me... a PSYCO? Really, Mr. Telemarketer mahnnnn?

1  stinkskc 2016-01-17

This is the well at the bar I work on weekends. I actually like Evan, we have a 5$ pbr pint and shot of Evan, probably sell like 200 a night.