Ant may (or may not) be at the Patrice Benefit after all.

0  2016-01-16 by molestedasayounggirl

In the 2nd row where every comic performing on stage would be able to see him, even the ones "of color" who supposedly didn't want him there. But how though? The person who originally had those tickets may (or may not) have given them to another party who may (or may not) take Ant with them to the show. Burr, any awkwardness anyone might end up feeling at the show is all on you. You're a fucking coward and a liar.

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9  PeckaSucka 2016-01-16

Yes thats the issue! There isn't an available seat for Anthony so he won't be able to go!

7  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-01-16

Jesus Christ, why do you fucking idiots care so much about whether or not a 60 year old man you've never met gets to go an event that you're not even going to? Ant did this to himself by drinking every day and being full-on racist for a solid 8 years straight against the exact race that Patrice was. Everyone hates him and no one wants him there. Let it go.

1  SextonHardcastle11 2016-01-16

What if I have met him and I am going to the event?

-4  Platos_one-hitter 2016-01-16

I'm just upset that Opie gets to go.

6  Aemon12 2016-01-16

Sir, may you kindly explain what lie Burr told?

3  AcePainterLo 2016-01-16

That's a retarded thing that person may or may not have done and Anthony is just as stupid if he tries that hack move.

1  Platos_one-hitter 2016-01-16

Didn't Anthony specifically say that he wouldn't do that because the event wasn't about him? I doubt he'd pull that shit.

2  Platos_one-hitter 2016-01-16

I'm confused. Has the benefit already happened, and you're suggesting (but not confirming) that Anthony was in attendance? Or has not happened and you're suggesting he has tickets? I got so sick of the Patrice Benefit drama that I stopped following entirely, so I don't know when it was or is.

1  mrta66 2016-01-16

I tought i was just too high to understand it im glad im not alone.

1  jonesy6969 2016-01-16

I have no idea

2  Aemon12 2016-01-16

It may or may not be about whether somebody may or may not have given Anthony a ticket who may or may not go.

1  jonesy6969 2016-01-16

How does anyone know this?

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1  MushtashWax 2016-01-16

I'd tell you guys if we were close but the fact is we're not that close.

2  tapatiomio 2016-01-16

Do these tickets include backstage, onstage shoutout, and after-party passes? He probably didn't have a problem getting to the show, but those other things would have likely been included in a personal invite.

This is better than any of the Real Housewives franchises.

2  Woollenrat 2016-01-16

Professor Higgins (?) has two tickets to the Patrice benefit, he's been privately working with Anthony Doolittle for a while, and this show will determine how well his student will assimilate into polite society. If I'm reading you right.

2  tapatiomio 2016-01-16

Please share with the class if you have actual inside information to share.

1  mahpecka 2016-01-16

This event needs picketing. Maybe the Westboro Church can show up with some dead nigger signs.

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1  dont_dox-me_bro 2016-01-16

I'll talk to brother Phelps tomorrow after the service.