Funny how 'divide and conquer' was, in every single case, 'please subtract Opie'

30  2016-01-16 by HowsThatFeelFucker

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"Throwing poker chips at a guest was one of the funniest things that ever happened on the show."

No it wasn't.

When you have to come up with examples of when you were funny, you're not funny.

Ugh, if your few examples of being "funny" are hanging up on someone or breaking something, you're not funny. At all.

Ant: "Oh yeah? Why don't you come in here and say that then?"

Caller: "Sure, sounds great!"

Norton: "You're never gonna come in here dude."

Caller: "Uh...does my invitation still stand?"

Ant: "Yeah, come in."

Norton: "You're never gonna come in here dude. They never do."

Caller: "So...can I still come in?"

Norton: "Yeah, come in and say that shit. It's not like someone's gonna hit you."

ME: "Yeah, come in with a buncha friends and a body guard!"

This is maddening to listen to.

the opester will take them all on, single handedly

Opie was a second string lacrosse player when he was 17, he's a badass.

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That spineless guinea worm has the balls to tell this guy how wrong he is and that he's full of shit, when 10 years later Ant himself is saying the exact same shit. Damn. I don't think I'd have that level of self control.

Ant landed one of the easiest jobs in the world when it comes to work/pay ratio, I would of defended opie too.

I'm not saying he made the wrong decision. It's just weird hearing Ant attacking the guy, knowing that Anthony was, in that moment, was 100% in agreement.

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Alright. Thanks for sharing.

Let's start hitting hard with the dead dad jokes and see if we can get tough guy Opie to make another appearance.

playing to Opie's personal insecurities would be more effective I think. Remind him of his own impending doom

tough guy Opie

BROpie

OpBro.

-Louis CK.

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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ME: "I'VE BEEN SO MUCH TAMER THAN THESE GUYS ON THE SHOW IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY."

True in more ways than one.

This dipshit always misused the term. Liking one part but not another part isn't divide and conquer. You divide an enemy so you can fuck it up in snack sized pieces, not so you can trash one group and say how great the other groups are.

Kinda like he misused the term "self aware" to denote knowing when people are talking about you behind your back as opposed to actually being self aware about what you may have done to cause it. Opie is the worst.

Honestly dude.... Honestly you crossed the line. Honestly.

The irony being that it was Opie himself who would eventually divide and conquer the show.

the other folks dont get it, opie kicked anthony out so it wasnt a DnC

You better bring a lot of friends and a lot of bodygaurds. Come on down pussyboy!

  • A forty year-old man.

opie called his banner, the samcro was there

"You guys will never divide and conquer us."

Oh really?

ME: ...it's not even funny.

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Guess he took antihistamines back then.

The caller had pretty much everything right in his post and it all ended up coming out. Anthony really was biting his tongue all the time and Opie ended up coming out and saying he suffers from "irritable depression." So the caller was right. These poor guys were lying thru their teeth. That's why it bothered them so much.

Do you know I could have been a model?! *Brought to you by OpieRadioBot

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