Does Anthony have one of these yet?

29  2016-01-16 by [deleted]

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He has the titanium ribs version. Regular ones don't last too long.

When they say "By: Interrobang Staff" They mean a turgid cocked Chris Stanley

I find it difficult to believe that Pepper Hicks has a tough rod. Still Better than Opie peckah tho

if there's a child sex story, peppy hamburgers is allllll over it.

He has a bunch of black ones.

Proof he isn't actually a racist! Like Amy Schumer, it was just a character.

They are all strung up by the neck in his garage though.

...and he still fucks them. Much hotter that way, as we all know.

Kieth is the more pathetic one, he has to "clean" them.

Chuck Palahniuk called it on this one. Anyone else read "Haunted?"

Some people think this was the worst story in the book, but I actually thought it was funny.

A police department accidentally orders child sex dolls for child molestation testimony, then the entire department starts fucking them.

I know, even with the razor blades. If I had to pick the weakest story it would probably have to be....shit, I dont know. They are all fantastic.

How's the asshole?

You shouldn't call Ant this way.

I could be off on this one, but I doubt child sex dolls discourage pedophilia. These guys are in an untapped market.

wow that is creepy as fuck.

It's a GREAT idea. Those full-sized ones are pretty heavy.

pretty convenient for travel and storage.

this could be the moment we realize we were wrong all along and child sex was always the logical choice.

Pakistan is way ahead of us savages in that regard

oh heavens! these really are the end of days!

He probably has the whole product line. In every skin color. And then he fucks whichever one represents the race that pissed him off that day.

Jesus Christ.

I had one but I ruined the mouth on it so I'm returning it.

It works. I've a real doll and I haven't slept with a women in years

Suuuuuuure

My god.

God damnit, I opened all of those in new tabs before I finished reading your post, put that fucking warning at the BEGINNING...

You didn't like your job anyway.

Jesus fuck the nips are fucking crazy

They are all strung up by the neck in his garage though.

...and he still fucks them. Much hotter that way, as we all know.

Kieth is the more pathetic one, he has to "clean" them.