I heard he started a successful pastry-themed instrument company. Niche market but business is booming nonetheless

Pastry flutes

Orlando Creme Pies

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Cakehorn anniversary is coming up. Let's make it trend so high that fez gets wind of it. Maybe a couple tags mentioning ol tits included. This is for u fezzy.

Fez is our guy. We need our guys.

Around the time Anthony did that humiliating convention in Florida, Ron mentioned another heart attack. Not sure if that was just Ron being Ron though.

Thank you. I couldn't imagine Ronnie making a joke about that. Poor Fezzie.

I couldn't imagine Ron not making a joke about it.

I would donate a heart to Fez. He is my brother from another mother.

Please donate yours

Mine isn't so great from the chain smoking or I would.

I believe Ron has actually mentioned 2 different heart attacks on TACS since R&F ended, one of them involving open heart surgery.

Meanwhile Ron did a mountain full of coke and he's fine.

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He is living down in Florida recovering from a really serious heart operation. I guess he had some issues with infections afterwards. Ron will share an old Fez story from time to time, which is always hilarious. I hope he lives long enough to finally have a gay experience. Poor lil fella. In his prime, he was seriously one of the most entertaining people ever. The old Fez would have destroyed Opie long before he was retiring.

Fez never went anywhere, he just switched it up to his newer, much more gay character Joey Jo-Jo.

Go listen back, there never were any interns. It was Fez all along. Fez would be an asshole to himself and make himself cry. It wasnt an intern that blew Jimmy that time, it was Fez. Fez puts wax lips on and produces Tuesdays With Stories.

No wonder Shelby sounded so much like him!

Sam should make Shelby second mike, just to have someone who makes him sound comparatively masculine.

This blew my mind more than the Darth Jar Jar Binks theory

Fez is no longer a public person.

There was a pic of him and his new twink lover on the ibang recently

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He has sciatica, leaving him in almost permanent agonizing pain.

This is Fez Whatley however, a famously narcissistic hypochondriac, with the news delivered by Ron Bennington, a famous carny.

Not to mention, if that's how Fez desciribed sciatica, he's a liar.

He and Paul O are bangin oxy's and chillin on the beach, or he's just watching tv with his mom.

aids

Honestly, I've always suspected HIV+, but with treatments available, he can lead a healthy life.

a life of spreadin aids

Wouldn't that require Fez to have had sex with someone.

Or sharing dirty needles, I suppose..

I always thought the whole virgin thing was a bait to sucker in vulnerable gay kids to be roofied and mouthfucked by Toddy Boy.

Thanks, xvideos is down right now and I needed some jerkoff material.

Yeah, the whole Fez coming out and Fez is a virgin was the weirdest bit imaginable but I do believe it was just a bit.

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I miss Fez. I really wish he could get over the psych thing because when he was on he was really on.

Yeah, people seem to forget that. Going back to the pre satellite/craziness stuff that motherfucker was as fast as Ronnie

I became a fan or Ron and Fez when they and O & A were all one big happy family with Don and Mike. I used to love when Fez would turn up on D & M with his man crush on their news guy Buzz. That got me listening to Ron and Fez and I was hooked.

because when he was on he was really on.

The thing is that for literally years he was never on though.

He's down in Florida living the carefree, gay life he always wanted.

He is spearheading a campaign to make blue berries a stand alone fruit

Fez was on the show this week under the alias Gary Gulman.

Fez is killin it for us today!!! period.

Fuck Fez. His constant moaning and victimization could never be erased by a blaze of glory. Fucking baby.

I couldn't get into R&F, because of Fez's voice.

RIP Fez (1964-2016) :(

RIP Fez's career 1964-2005