Chris Distefano is Dat Fan for Italians

4  2016-01-15 by Jackatard

4 comments

His cousin is an embarrassment to Italians because "he dresses like a guido" but, his Mafia connected father isn't. I can't even fathom the logic behind that.

Every story he shares is a total lie. Even the more believable ones (crying himself to sleep/vomiting/ on a long trip to a comedy club) are tainted because of his over-the-top, nonsensical lies.

He's a younger version of Opie.

He is one dumb animal

Dat Phony

I like him, and I liked his set but I hardly consider him one of us. He probably can't even speak the language.