Crumpling up lottery tickets and throwing them at your cat, alone, in your mcmansion and taking video of it on your phone for the benefit of . . anybody who might want to see that.
Ant, please don't kill yourself. You really can turn it around. Just stop hating people with less money than you (edit: cuz you're about to be one) and maybe people will hate you less.
Why would you give a shit that I give a shit? Why does anyone give a shit about anything? Why are we even here? You could go on and on or you could stop.
Ant mentioning negativity and not having a purpose is quite literally the exact thing he has people subscribe to. He doesn't talk about anything positive and all of his endless rants are the same ones he has into a mirror every day, all because he's frustrated with almost every aspect of his life currently. The only difference is, people pay him to say this shit - whereas this subreddit is willing to do it for free in an effort to make each other laugh. Neither show is doing that for us, so we take it upon ourselves.
I don't understand why he talks about "endgame" or "why is there so much negativity." There is no what or why. Every one of us is here because its fucking hilarious. We make each other laugh, and the fact that our meanness directly fucks with Ant and Opie and Jimmy's day makes us laugh harder. That's why we do it, nothing more complicated than that.
thats a fucking great point. and opie and anthony pretend not to understand it when weird misdirected anger was the cornerstone for their fucking show for a decade
What was the endgame to them picking some random radio show every day in October, cherry picking a couple of doucheworthy bits, and then bashing them for a half hour.
These folks cultivated a fanbase that enjoys dicking with people solely for the sake of dicking with people. The journey is the reward. You don't have to like it but don't act surprised by it.
When Jim was on TACS before Ant broke danis ribs and got arrested, Jim even mentioned that he knows that most of this is just us trying to make each other laugh
despite his mentioning it here and there, he really doesn't seem anywhere near as affected by this sub as Ant and Opie are. Jim doesn't have to care. he has fans who aren't O&A fans too.
Maybe if he didn't only reply to people who contradict his point of view on social media and getting into fights with aforementioned (YA KNOW, NEGATIVE SHIT), it wouldn't be that way...duh
Poor Ant he's being cyber bullied, he's a victim, he's depressed…"wahhhh people are being mean to me on reddit wah I have no freedom in New York wahhh I was uninvited to Patrice benefit wahhh my life is in a tizzy wahhhh"
Endgame? Hasnt he figured this out? I thought he saw the Scorch movie. We are going to mock and laugh at this circus ape until the day comes where he has to do community service outside of a battered womans home and some 400 pound Bastion Booger looking mother fucker wearing a "Droppin' Hammers All Day Long" t shirt is going to throw yellow paint all ober his greasy stereotype fulfilling Wop ass. The only Endgame I can pray for.
No that would be those of us that actually pay for a subscription, and not the, maybe at most, 300 people that actively post here and 1,000 occasional posters .
Despite my advanced state of Ant ballwashery i will admit that his need for message board and social media acceptance is the thing that always bothered me most about him. But of course no one was as bad as tits who would bring the show to a screeching halt every time someone said something bad about him on twitter.
Agreed. The accumulation of blows Ant has received from here lately clearly shows on his face though. He's all involved. Wouldn't at all be surprised if he was a regular poster.
Wasn't he reveling during the Greggshells incident? Even jumping on the hate wagon for Grandma Arms Joe. Then the sights turn to him and it's all "WHAT'S THE ENDGAME"
I think the i dont know is the most genuine part like hes saying all this but doesnt know how others will take it so its like a safety measure probs got it from living in his dads lunacy house.
Why doesn't Tacs allow small clips of interesting parts of the show be allowed up without taking them down? Iirc Opie and Ant complained about Sirius taking taking down clips on youtube because it helped the show reach a broader audience and display somethings it had to offer.
Biggest gripe about Ant's show and most comedians podcasts are the 95% boring news stories with 5% humor thrown in.
I am pretty sure they care most about having things all over YouTube or Vimeo, having people building up channels and shit based on TACS content. Personally if I put up a TACS clip I don't title any of the videos properly for the most part and upload them in 9 different anonymous places that theres no way to track any of these videos, they just come and go on reddit and fade away into disappearing. Theres no one centralized library to go back to or check for new content it's just if something happens there might be a clip of it on reddit for a few days and its gone. It's the most harmless possible way of sharing the relevant news without giving away the content. The real damage to TACS is done by a certain matriarchal bird 58 day in and day out but that's neither here nor there
I don't know if it's years of alcohol or the recent stress, but he looks fucking awful. Anthony get a hair cut and drink some water, you look worse than the Brendan Fraser meme.
I almost feel sorry for Ant and then he goes and regurgitates the dumbest fucking far-right retardation imaginable. Yes, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are communists, Ant. And Trump is someone you think is worth supporting more than them. Good thing your father died so you could fully take his place in the world.
Can I just say, though, that his breakdown of the Trump situation was the most not-full-of-shit one I've heard yet, instead of all the "dude, he's gonna win. Like, NO DUDE, HE'S GONNA WIN." everyone else says.
other than a potential felony conviction and his floundering podcast network going bust, which is probably his only significant source of income supporting his lavish lifestyle, and steep lawyer fees, what does he really have to worry about? sheesh
They yell at this guy for covering the same topics and being angry all the time and every time fail to see the irony. This sub is the same 500 people shitting on their former heroes day after day in an attempt to fill the void. The majority of the threads aren't funny, but get completely overrated because if they didn't act like this sub was amazingly hilarious it would be an admission of what an utter waste of time this all is. It's time to move on, the radio show is over.
He's right. Apart from the jokes and stuff there's just so much negativity on here lately. A lot of it's in good fun and out of love but a lot of it is just gross and sadistic. The people gunning for his demise just for their morbid satisfaction are sad and angry fucks.
I don't know if that was a genuine compliment or a sarcastic insult (will assume insult to be safe) but it was cool to see your username either way. Comedy Bang Bang is awesome!
132 comments
42 IggysGlove 2016-01-14
Lady trucker has a much better grasp on anthonys mental health than he does. And I think that realization could have rocked him.
And her jab about anthony taking a Christmas picture with a girl once. Well placed.
23 [deleted] 2016-01-14
Because I'm actually a licensed supervisory mental health clinician and not a fucking trucker.
20 ShadowBannedNigger 2016-01-14
So you're finally owning up to being Lady Trucker?
10 [deleted] 2016-01-14
Show us your boobs.
29 drsteve103 2016-01-14
you really, really don't want that to happen. Trust me.
25 Clown_Shoe 2016-01-14
She has tits like Salvador Dali draws clocks.
6 drsteve103 2016-01-14
That is a very creative analogy
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-14
You mean Banski clocks
3 MrKrinkel 2016-01-14
It's the only way to know
8 TheFans4Life 2016-01-14
I FUCKING KNEW IT
6 stevecsghost 2016-01-14
yeah you really put your training to the test with that diagnosis. keep drivin that truck marge
41 RahnBayngtin 2016-01-14
I got about 5 minutes in and:
Shitty Callers: Check.
Reference to 50 year old TV show: Check
Rant where he calls nonRepublican candidates communists: check
Holy fuck Why did I cancel that subscription after 6 months. I need some more of this shit!
17 Bret16 2016-01-14
He complains about shitty callers on O&A yet has even shittier callers on his own show.
10 AssMcPlay 2016-01-14
but now he cant trash them and insult them like he used to
1 [deleted] 2016-01-14
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35 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
Crumpling up lottery tickets and throwing them at your cat, alone, in your mcmansion and taking video of it on your phone for the benefit of . . anybody who might want to see that.
Ant, please don't kill yourself. You really can turn it around. Just stop hating people with less money than you (edit: cuz you're about to be one) and maybe people will hate you less.
32 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-01-14
Shut up cunt. I need Anthony to kill himself. He's in my celebrity death pool.
19 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
You consider him a celebrity?
51 kanyewes 2016-01-14
It's an above-ground celebrity death pool.
4 HBTaskForceRedLeader 2016-01-14
Fucking brilliant
2 TheFatMosque 2016-01-14
this was absolutely genius
2 thescrapplekid 2016-01-14
See username
0 [deleted] 2016-01-14
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12 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-01-14
Why would anyone give a shit who he hates? All most of us want to do is laugh at something that appeals to the type of humor we enjoy most.
-4 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
Why would you give a shit that I give a shit? Why does anyone give a shit about anything? Why are we even here? You could go on and on or you could stop.
7 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-01-14
Pull the panties out of your ass, I wasn't trying to attack you. Goddamn people are so oversensitive these days
1 TheFatMosque 2016-01-14
you're deep
28 SavePoonerman 2016-01-14
I'm not 100% convinced he's not dead and Rat is behind him with rulers taped to his arms.
22 racemic_mixture 2016-01-14
They're Marionettes DAD, quit calling me a faggot!
-5 little-pete-ferguson 2016-01-14
Rat studies the classics, like Weekend at Bernies!
6 GrandpaCumia 2016-01-14
yeah we got the reference you worthless piece of cunt
26 braunheiser 2016-01-14
Anthony also talked about reddit again tonight
59 Dawgsie 2016-01-14
Ant mentioning negativity and not having a purpose is quite literally the exact thing he has people subscribe to. He doesn't talk about anything positive and all of his endless rants are the same ones he has into a mirror every day, all because he's frustrated with almost every aspect of his life currently. The only difference is, people pay him to say this shit - whereas this subreddit is willing to do it for free in an effort to make each other laugh. Neither show is doing that for us, so we take it upon ourselves.
59 im_not 2016-01-14
I don't understand why he talks about "endgame" or "why is there so much negativity." There is no what or why. Every one of us is here because its fucking hilarious. We make each other laugh, and the fact that our meanness directly fucks with Ant and Opie and Jimmy's day makes us laugh harder. That's why we do it, nothing more complicated than that.
39 CCRed95 2016-01-14
thats a fucking great point. and opie and anthony pretend not to understand it when weird misdirected anger was the cornerstone for their fucking show for a decade
37 jakdak 2016-01-14
What was the endgame to them picking some random radio show every day in October, cherry picking a couple of doucheworthy bits, and then bashing them for a half hour.
These folks cultivated a fanbase that enjoys dicking with people solely for the sake of dicking with people. The journey is the reward. You don't have to like it but don't act surprised by it.
4 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
The endgame is always suicide when it comes to relentless teasing.
14 phlammo 2016-01-14
You alright ... I learned it from watching you!
22 golightlys_iphone 2016-01-14
When Jim was on TACS before Ant broke danis ribs and got arrested, Jim even mentioned that he knows that most of this is just us trying to make each other laugh
7 majin_babidi 2016-01-14
despite his mentioning it here and there, he really doesn't seem anywhere near as affected by this sub as Ant and Opie are. Jim doesn't have to care. he has fans who aren't O&A fans too.
3 Jayboca 2016-01-14
Yep...that's the bit!
1 thescarletknight15 2016-01-14
Maybe if he didn't only reply to people who contradict his point of view on social media and getting into fights with aforementioned (YA KNOW, NEGATIVE SHIT), it wouldn't be that way...duh
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-14
perfect
27 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-01-14
Ugh, fucking idiot caller could barely stop sucking his dick enough to spit out a whole sentence.
26 Sicboy69 2016-01-14
Poor Ant he's being cyber bullied, he's a victim, he's depressed…"wahhhh people are being mean to me on reddit wah I have no freedom in New York wahhh I was uninvited to Patrice benefit wahhh my life is in a tizzy wahhhh"
17 RahnBayngtin 2016-01-14
Endgame? Hasnt he figured this out? I thought he saw the Scorch movie. We are going to mock and laugh at this circus ape until the day comes where he has to do community service outside of a battered womans home and some 400 pound Bastion Booger looking mother fucker wearing a "Droppin' Hammers All Day Long" t shirt is going to throw yellow paint all ober his greasy stereotype fulfilling Wop ass. The only Endgame I can pray for.
10 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
Aren't we kinda his boss at the moment?
20 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-14
Only the hundred people that pay
-10 mulatamongrol 2016-01-14
No that would be those of us that actually pay for a subscription, and not the, maybe at most, 300 people that actively post here and 1,000 occasional posters .
13 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
How often does he mention subscriber feedback as opposed to reddit feedback? I don't really know, it'd be interesting to see the raqio.
3 mulatamongrol 2016-01-14
Despite my advanced state of Ant ballwashery i will admit that his need for message board and social media acceptance is the thing that always bothered me most about him. But of course no one was as bad as tits who would bring the show to a screeching halt every time someone said something bad about him on twitter.
3 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
Agreed. The accumulation of blows Ant has received from here lately clearly shows on his face though. He's all involved. Wouldn't at all be surprised if he was a regular poster.
4 MonsteRain 2016-01-14
Actually management has showed us the numbers and we've gained 10000 new subscribers in the past month.
4 TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-14
I hope he's complimentary about that sweet video someone made.
6 MrKrinkel 2016-01-14
That was the greatest thing I've ever seen here. We're a bunch of navel gazers and it's pretty funny
Reference: https://vid.me/CsgH
DeryDerpette is a king among men. A hell ass damn king!
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-14
That's fucking awesome
2 MrKrinkel 2016-01-14
The whole thing was fun
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/40vmtk/ropieandanthony_thread_simulator_v01/
0 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-14
Thanks, I missed this.
1 MrKrinkel 2016-01-14
No problem 8====> ~😚~~~
3 jakdak 2016-01-14
Having one of my comments in that made me far happier than it should have.
2 3stepsbackward 2016-01-14
Holy fuck, we need to find the username of that caller and have him mauled. What a douchey phone call.
2 turn-up-the-good 2016-01-14
Wasn't he reveling during the Greggshells incident? Even jumping on the hate wagon for Grandma Arms Joe. Then the sights turn to him and it's all "WHAT'S THE ENDGAME"
26 BaggySpandex 2016-01-14
First time I've seen a TACS clip since early Summer.
Ant looks like dog shit. Wow.
17 TacoTrots 2016-01-14
That's not dog shit, it's individual follicles placed artistically in the direction in which the hair grows.
8 iris201 2016-01-14
This is most solo shows. He's stranded
23 Xamtor 2016-01-14
That's the face of a broken man.
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-14
broken out in acne
21 Jordash995 2016-01-14
Ant might not want to make broken arm references.
4 Shockerlawd69 2016-01-14
especially if they're going to fall apart and prove the point he was arguing against
19 John_Gulbunny 2016-01-14
Very boring
17 FlukemansCloaca 2016-01-14
He looks like Richard Simmons
10 Sicboy69 2016-01-14
Hahaa yes!! Simmons but with a meth problem
2 kevin121312 2016-01-14
or Slim Goodbody http://www.liketotally80s.com/2012/03/slim-goodbody/
11 FlukemansCloaca 2016-01-14
Nothing slim or good about Ant's body.
14 scottgreenstein 2016-01-14
Be more funny!
13 olebillyredface28 2016-01-14
Jesus there was like 4 times there I thought he was going to cry
11 AssMcPlay 2016-01-14
Ant, u pussy nigga
11 ZeoVGM 2016-01-14
That caller, lol.
"He's a nutbag, but we need a nutbag."
Intelligence!
10 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-14
How many times does he say "I don't know" I couldn't get through the whole clip. He seems so fake. Also why does his face look so bloated?
14 MushtashWax 2016-01-14
Ant's desperate fake laugh should always be accompanied by sirens in the background.
9 slendermon 2016-01-14
It's his liver slowly failing. He's the (Sort of White) Trash Millionaire Lady Di.
He has corpse hands.
1 Chi-Led-Chaotica 2016-01-14
I think the i dont know is the most genuine part like hes saying all this but doesnt know how others will take it so its like a safety measure probs got it from living in his dads lunacy house.
10 wifflebb 2016-01-14
Holy shit he looks fucking terrible. I wish all of this never happened.
EDIT: He sounds shit-faced drunk too.
4 AssMcPlay 2016-01-14
no more beer bottles just red solo cups
2 Zenaesthetic 2016-01-14
He's moved on to cheap vodka like a true alcoholic
10 SonOfTomServo 2016-01-14
Does anyone remember laughter?
9 AnudderCast 2016-01-14
You horrible motherfuckers have bled the lifeblood out of him.
10 MaxKawalski 2016-01-14
Patrice would be proud.
-5 ShadowBannedNigger 2016-01-14
Ew.
4 MaxKawalski 2016-01-14
I think Patrice would be proud, brother!
5 Bret16 2016-01-14
He did it to himself. We just held up the mirror to him.
1 Tremendousdread 2016-01-14
I think he's done this to himself
8 phlammo 2016-01-14
I thought he didn't vote.
1 check_checkerson 2016-01-14
You don't vote you gets to complain 👌
8 Jayboca 2016-01-14
Lol! Funniest TACS clip I've seen in a long time! The pockmarked piece of shit looks awful!
-6 ShadowBannedNigger 2016-01-14
You're a fan of Sherrod,who could take anything you say seriously?
Fag.
6 DHFearnot 2016-01-14
Why doesn't Tacs allow small clips of interesting parts of the show be allowed up without taking them down? Iirc Opie and Ant complained about Sirius taking taking down clips on youtube because it helped the show reach a broader audience and display somethings it had to offer.
Biggest gripe about Ant's show and most comedians podcasts are the 95% boring news stories with 5% humor thrown in.
6 TacoTrots 2016-01-14
Cause Ant thinks his broadcasts are SOOOOO precious, that every second must be paid for.
Besides, how else is he gonna continue to live like a mega-rich rapper?
1 TheFatMosque 2016-01-14
he doesn't live like a mega rich rapper. he has a cat and is alone.
3 braunheiser 2016-01-14
I am pretty sure they care most about having things all over YouTube or Vimeo, having people building up channels and shit based on TACS content. Personally if I put up a TACS clip I don't title any of the videos properly for the most part and upload them in 9 different anonymous places that theres no way to track any of these videos, they just come and go on reddit and fade away into disappearing. Theres no one centralized library to go back to or check for new content it's just if something happens there might be a clip of it on reddit for a few days and its gone. It's the most harmless possible way of sharing the relevant news without giving away the content. The real damage to TACS is done by a certain matriarchal bird 58 day in and day out but that's neither here nor there
5 AssMcPlay 2016-01-14
wow thanks, hate when this sub refs something and wont post the clip
5 Z-Tay 2016-01-14
I don't know if it's years of alcohol or the recent stress, but he looks fucking awful. Anthony get a hair cut and drink some water, you look worse than the Brendan Fraser meme.
5 stevecsghost 2016-01-14
Jesus christ what a fucking ghost pale face disaster. Aren't you a millionaire? Christ man get a fucking tanning booth or do something holy shit.
5 just_lou3 2016-01-14
(some) People pay for this?
5 arbgeist 2016-01-14
Will one of Ant's lurking man-servants please inform him that there is no endgame? He's being permanently jocktobered. It's his time in the barrel.
4 zersch 2016-01-14
A solid ten minutes of show producing nary a smile or chuckle.
4 Clibanarius 2016-01-14
I almost feel sorry for Ant and then he goes and regurgitates the dumbest fucking far-right retardation imaginable. Yes, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders are communists, Ant. And Trump is someone you think is worth supporting more than them. Good thing your father died so you could fully take his place in the world.
1 winkleham 2016-01-14
*communistic
0 dakkar1 2016-01-14
what a fucking faggot. die lib douche
-1 VladiRad 2016-01-14
When did so many liberals start posting here? GTFO.
2 Clibanarius 2016-01-14
Yes, how dare people who are correct post.
1 [deleted] 2016-01-14
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3 MSteve1232000 2016-01-14
Can I just say, though, that his breakdown of the Trump situation was the most not-full-of-shit one I've heard yet, instead of all the "dude, he's gonna win. Like, NO DUDE, HE'S GONNA WIN." everyone else says.
3 damnitfred 2016-01-14
other than a potential felony conviction and his floundering podcast network going bust, which is probably his only significant source of income supporting his lavish lifestyle, and steep lawyer fees, what does he really have to worry about? sheesh
1 check_checkerson 2016-01-14
Rather than a has been than a never been m I rite
2 segasarnold 2016-01-14
https://youtu.be/N3TuOQkN7e0
2 [deleted] 2016-01-14
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2 justchippinyaaaa 2016-01-14
He looks tired.
2 leddpipe 2016-01-14
He looks more haggard than usual, and pretty dejected :(
1 [deleted] 2016-01-14
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1 lostsludge 2016-01-14
This dailymotion site is slow as fuck
1 hautebird 2016-01-14
Wow that's sad.
0 septigal 2016-01-14
I feel like after he spent like... a half hour all depressed, he really perked up all of the sudden, second half of the show was good.
-2 ciggybreath 2016-01-14
Does anyone care that we might be breaking down the last segment of hope in a man that used to entertain us for years
1 thesynking 2016-01-14
They yell at this guy for covering the same topics and being angry all the time and every time fail to see the irony. This sub is the same 500 people shitting on their former heroes day after day in an attempt to fill the void. The majority of the threads aren't funny, but get completely overrated because if they didn't act like this sub was amazingly hilarious it would be an admission of what an utter waste of time this all is. It's time to move on, the radio show is over.
4 check_checkerson 2016-01-14
Brother the sub has really passed you by, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here
2 DutchHarry 2016-01-14
Exactly!
The only thing is it is not 500 people, It is about a 100 hardcore losers at the most.
But it is entertaining though.
-16 panasonictooth 2016-01-14
He's right. Apart from the jokes and stuff there's just so much negativity on here lately. A lot of it's in good fun and out of love but a lot of it is just gross and sadistic. The people gunning for his demise just for their morbid satisfaction are sad and angry fucks.
9 AcePainterLo 2016-01-14
I hope you have a pet that you love dearly and I hope you find it dead run over by a street sweeper.
-7 panasonictooth 2016-01-14
My pet is your mother so lets hope for your sake that doesn't come true.
15 RahnBayngtin 2016-01-14
Fawk yeah, buried dat cawk sukka
4 AcePainterLo 2016-01-14
Sawk cuckah nailed me with double guns
3 ComedyDeathRay 2016-01-14
Haha thanks to /u/panasonictooth for KILLING it for us today.
*sniff *burp
-3 panasonictooth 2016-01-14
I don't know if that was a genuine compliment or a sarcastic insult (will assume insult to be safe) but it was cool to see your username either way. Comedy Bang Bang is awesome!
3 ShadowBannedNigger 2016-01-14
#FeelTheBern
1 panasonictooth 2016-01-14
Hahaha nice
1 panasonictooth 2016-01-14
Howabout these shocking disc jockeys?
12 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-01-14
Why would anyone give a shit who he hates? All most of us want to do is laugh at something that appeals to the type of humor we enjoy most.
32 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-01-14
Shut up cunt. I need Anthony to kill himself. He's in my celebrity death pool.
-6 ShadowBannedNigger 2016-01-14
You're a fan of Sherrod,who could take anything you say seriously?
Fag.
1 panasonictooth 2016-01-14
Hahaha nice
1 panasonictooth 2016-01-14
Howabout these shocking disc jockeys?