"It's the old joke..."

That is literally something Chip would say... what the fuck.

Whassat?

This here is the worst one ever.

Holy fuck was that terrible.

Yes this was clearly the worst Opie bomb of all time. Wow.

THAT'S THE BIT!!!

It's more like 54:30

Stevie Wonder based.

Wow.

I didn't expect it was gonna be that bad.

Like, I can't stop listening to it on repeat. Holy fuck is it bad.

I'd like to make some 10 hours of Opie bombing loops, and flood Youtube with them, but the upload time would just make me more annoyed at Opie. Maybe 1 hour would be more tolerable.

Give me links and time stamps and I'll do it.

Ah shit, that involves me listening to Opie. If I run across any I'll hit you up though.

Or just searching this sub for the 5 billion examples with time stamps that've been posted. Just trying to be helpful.

I was actually going to initially say that but didn't want to sound dickish replying to him since I had mentioned doing it first and was too lazy to do it myself.

Wow that makes less than no sense. My favorite opie-ism will always be the well trod narrative that Opie could've gone far in basketball if he had gotten his growth spurt, Tom Sizemore asking him about starting in high school, Opie revealing he did not, and Sizemores dumbfounded reaction. Opie gobsmacked a former desert meth head.

Yup, that's our good ol' Opie. He could have been a famous basketball playing model that put up numbers.

Here, so you can put it on repeat: http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=e6m6wU1QsCI&p=n#/3262;3305

You're one of those people the CIA hires to torture terrorists in bizarre non-physical ways, aren't you?

hahahahahah

I don't know why, but clips like this really get my dick hard.

don't see food don't eat food?

haha

Still not the worst bomb: https://vimeo.com/82063077 @1:45

"Two straight jackets, huh? Why don't you use some of those... mystery jackets."

I remember that. He was forcing the word "mysterious" for a bit to mean somebody was homosexual but said the word "mystery." I for a moment thought a mystery jacket was some sort of prop jacket that a magician would hype as even harder to escape.

He sometimes bombs really hard by saying things you didn't even realize are jokes. He had one like that about Monica Lewinsky on Twitter that was exceptionally confusing and bad.

"You say odd shit to people."

Yeah. I found this bomb maybe a year ago and made a thread for it. But the bomb is so well camouflaged as a non-humorous statement that people downvoted the thread, assuming I'd given the wrong timestamp.

I want to hug you.

heh

Disingenuous idiot. And of course no one calls him out on him trying to move on immediately to avoid getting shit on for bombing...

'It's the old joke...ANYWAY, ANWAY...!!'

the joke wasnt terrible, Opie just has zero delivery or timing

He should have phrased it quicker, less words

"How is he blind if he's on the sea-food diet"

timing and delivery is 80% of comedy... so, Opie is always going to be behind the 8 ball.

No, that would still make no sense whatsoever.

are you stupid? Read it again. I thought fans were smarter than this.

Blind. Sea food. See food. Blind. See. Food.

I feel like you're being serious right now.

are you?

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you motherfucking asshole idiot piece of fucking shit. stop saying it doesnt make sense. I explained the shitty joke to you 2 posts ago. You can say the joke sucks, but it obviously makes sense if you can read the english language.

You've just been downvoted, sir.

Your first sentence ruined the value of everything else you've said

It doesn't work when you conjoin two jokes. The second joke being a joke that would have to be explained to understand.

That's why he muttered, "don't see food, don't eat it."

It's just a shitty joke, period.

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i can feel how heated up he got afterwards

Why did people ever defend him?

There's one Opie bomb where he actively halts the show to change template on his instant replay while saying "wait for it"....... "WAIT FOR IT".... "WAAAAAAIT FOR IT"........

...plays an unfunny sound clip and then the show proceeds.

I'm sure Jim Jeffries was in that day if anyone wants to find it. Possibly Halperin clip.

There's another one that my fucked brain can't remember at the moment but he does the same thing trying to mock someone else's bomb in a clip (jocktober?).instead of just letting the silence sit, which would be way more funny, he teases "wait for it" only to then then play crickets.

Jesus Christ.

I know the joke he's trying to go for, so I listen to it again just to think of how he could have said it to actually make sense...

...I need to stop doing that. Trying to make sense of Opie's stupidity is actively lowering my IQ.

Ruined my fucking day.

OOONNEEE PUNCHLINEEEE....

That was like a parody of bad radio

People should say @time for iphone faggots, not mobile. It goes to the correct time on my phone.

Good one.

He's got a point... the iphone is for dumb girls and faggot guys

Goddamn it man. This is perfect Opie at his best worst. Wow.

He KILLED the vibe immediately.

Stand alone fruit.

One of the few times with Ant and Jim both kind of quietly told him it bombed. Usually those would just get ignored and the show would move on.

woooooooooow

This one is true art, wow

I like his confidence in delivering it though. Only a halfwit would think that this will get a laugh.

that old gag...

"Dani Golightly? More like Dani GoFIGHTly!"

I like how it's directly followed by audio of that hole saying, "It wasn't that bad, really..."

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He's got a point... the iphone is for dumb girls and faggot guys