I'd like to disappoint her in the sack!

She looked a lot more interesting in the screencap.

http://imgur.com/GDcJFrX

I'd have thought she had a killer hip-to-washboard stomach ratio from that.

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It's a random woman on the internet. The same place perfect 10's are a second away at all times. So yeah, if you're gonna bring an imperfect unknown bitch to our attention, she might get the most minor of critiques. Hold it together.

Christ. And I didn't even go for the easy one of her face being hidden. This white knighting douche fell in love watching a podcast with a mushy-midsectioned 6 on it.

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I know I'm being a little bitch. I think it bothered me that you picked me to take a shot at and not the guy who had a problem with her face and tits. I'm actually a fan of butterfaces with small tits. They just need to have a proportionately small waist, otherwise they can go into the smelter and good riddance.

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I never said either of those things, twat.

I'd pee in her butt.

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How did she break her nose? And why did she get a mastectomy at such a young age?

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Still no tits.

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Here ya go

http://i.imgur.com/TsOKlHB.jpg

is that Marion?

God she looks like a retarded Willem Dafoe

God damn it. I know there's nothing hackier than 'turned me gay' jokes, but fuck. Those things used to be one of my favorite things in the world.

Can't believe I've never seen that pic.

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@ChipChipperson

2016-01-13 04:28 UTC

Tsss yo @Flutesy what do you play the fukkin FLOOT or sumpthin?😜🤑. Tsss just tuggin ya pud babe over and out

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