Jess and Sam are close to over, and Jess blames Opie.

0  2016-01-13 by TheInsideScoop

I was a friend of the workers on the show a few years back. I worked in the building but not with the show, and became friends with most of the staff. Mainly Sam, Travis, Erock, Than, and those that hung out after the show was over. I then found out Sam lived in the same county as I. Westchester aka The Bestchester. We hung out a few times after that, and Jess was always around. Nice gal. Really nice.

Anyways, Jess really wants to start a family this year and gave some hints about leaving if that doesn't happen. She said "This is damn near the end of the perfect time for me to start a family. Any later and it won't be how I planned it out, and I'm willing to leave if it gets pushed to a later time. It's at the point where I'm starting to not care, and I don't want to be in a marriage if I don't care." I was surprised to hear her talk like that so I asked her if she thought someone was getting in the way. She immediately rolled her eyes and said "Opie giving him that evening show ruined everything." She claims that them working opposite shifts have made it harder for them to spend time with each other. On the weekends Sam doesn't want to do anything but watch the WWE Network.

"Him giving Sam his own show in the evening only made it harder on our home life, and it's thanks to him that we might not last. Sam is always on edge, worrying about the number of listeners decreasing, and yelling at me about how hard it is to break through in the business." We spoke for awhile but I'll leave all that other stuff alone.

We gotta save the Roberts marriage. What do we do?

34 comments

23  ScoliOpie 2016-01-13

Great fan fiction! You forgot to add "peckas"

12  BumbiBestie 2016-01-13

No one cares.

10  3stepsbackward 2016-01-13

Convince her to leave him for Kate Linendoll.

1  TheInsideScoop 2016-01-13

That'd be impossible. Jess is a square. Her idea of living dangerously is eating dinner away from the dinner table.

9  [deleted] 2016-01-13

Shut up and let him continue to fuck that Linnendoll broad's mouth.

9  MCLyleStyle 2016-01-13

I'll put a baby in her.

-2  TheInsideScoop 2016-01-13

She's a nice gal. I probably would as well but she's married to Sam, so I don't want to be disrespectful.

3  MCLyleStyle 2016-01-13

You're quite right, perhaps after their amicable separation I can conduct a respectful courtship with her and then stretch her shithole with my pecka.

3  SteakSauce66 2016-01-13

I say fill her with shame and force a split.

2  herpacin 2016-01-13

And cum.

-1  _TheConsumer_ 2016-01-13

You cannot conduct a respectful courtship without a proper wooing. Do you intend to woo?

9  _TheConsumer_ 2016-01-13

My approach to this post -

1) Ctrl-F: "peckahs"

2) no matches found

3) Must be true.

8  SlappyJiggler 2016-01-13

Good, Sam needs a divorce under his belt if he's going to make it in radio.

2  herpacin 2016-01-13

What does this mean for our beloved Opestangle? Will a divorce make him better?

8  helobious1 2016-01-13

I was convinced there'd be peckahs here.

6  Jackatard 2016-01-13

When did you start fucking Jess?

-8  TheInsideScoop 2016-01-13

The cat doesn't hiss when me and Jessica are in the bedroom. Know what I mean? Lol, I'm just joshin' around. I wouldn't do that to Sam.

sniff

5  PeckaSucka 2016-01-13

Yes the fact they work opposite shifts leaves them no time for Sam to pre-maturely ejaculate into her cunt. Shut up you fake.

5  rottenseed 2016-01-13

bull suga'

4  arbgeist 2016-01-13

Fake and gay. Jess is an idiot for trying to have a child with a manchild. It's over. Sam is already tapping that nerd chick.

3  braunheiser 2016-01-13

I'm going to forget this thread as soon as I leave it but for now I will pretend it's true, this is not a surprise to me and it's also pretty sad. Sam and Jess seemed like the 2 people everyone thouhgt would not break up and just be the TV show like couple. I'm not surprised at anything you wrote. Sam has even said on the air this fall several hints like asking guests if they had to choose career over time with their wives etc. trying to be like yeah sometimes you just need to do what you need to do.

Sam deserves the afternoon slot you can't work much harder on a show than he already does, and when he has good guests it's good. He should really try to get out of the opieradio umbrella I think. Opie is the type of insecure scum that will not ever let anyone shine more than him while he's there.

-1  TheInsideScoop 2016-01-13

No need to pretend, friend. Everything here is real. Just wondered what friends of the show had to say about this. Sam is the future after all.

2  braunheiser 2016-01-13

Well saying that Sam watches WWE network all weekend seemed so cliche that it was suspect, but logically you cant deny that if someone works a 9-5 daytime job and their partner is stuck working a M-F(!! Friday night!) job with a long commute (does Sam live in Manhattan or outside of the city/burrough?) after awhile their marriage is going to suffer or at least take a hit

0  TheInsideScoop 2016-01-13

Sam lives outside of the city in White Plains. Located in Westchester County aka The Bestchester. I get wanting to do nothing on your days off but once you start bitching about dwindling radio listeners, and her not recording your wrestling shows at the correct time, it can only go downhill. An afternoon slot would've been better than a night time show.

3  JohnQNo1 2016-01-13

i feel bad for that girl. being stuck with what is essentially an adolescent for a husband.

3  herpacin 2016-01-13

Immediately hitting Ctrl-F for "peckas" is a strange habit I have now.

2  xOneSainTx 2016-01-13

Someone is writing an fiction.....

2  DryTeeth 2016-01-13

Your username is fucking infuriating.

1  GRIZx 2016-01-13

hey /u/Dannyfromtheshow can you confirm this nonsense? This post reeks of bullshit.

8  DannyFromTheShow 2016-01-13

I'm gonna give this one the 'ol WGAF. Why any of you care about the off-air relationship of a previous staff member is beyond me. If Stuttering John was getting divorced would you be a little hen over it?

15  Jackatard 2016-01-13

BREAKING: Stuttering John is fucking Jess.

4  SteakSauce66 2016-01-13

Always shooting from the hip. You'll go far in this business, kid.

3  DannyFromTheShow 2016-01-13

SHHHHHH. I'm watching Mannequin 2.

0  TheDarkFezRises 2016-01-13

I love that W.O.L.D will end up being Sam's theme song after he tried to use it for Denny.

0  [deleted] 2016-01-13

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8  DannyFromTheShow 2016-01-13

I'm gonna give this one the 'ol WGAF. Why any of you care about the off-air relationship of a previous staff member is beyond me. If Stuttering John was getting divorced would you be a little hen over it?