To the people harassing Bob Kelly on twitter

87  2016-01-12 by Jaaahhh

How stupid did you feel when you found out he's not even involved with the Patrice benefit? If I was you I'd be "heating up" as the Opster likes to say.

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Seriously fuck off messing with bawby and others.

Ant (allegedly) broke a girl's rib and tries to fuck children, we better find a way to blame Vos next.

Ant implicitly encourages this kind of behavior by crying about how he's always victimized. So these faggots pester comics to see if they are on Ant's side without thinking about the complexity of personal relationships.

Bobby is however starring in the tv movie of Patrice's life.

He's playing the hospital patrice died in.

Dude get in my rotunda duuude

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You got your eggs, you got your coffee, you got your triple bipass surgery.

I suspect they feel stupid most of the time Sir

The truly stupid actually think they present themselves as intelligent. The Cumias are a prime example of this.

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I am willing to bet they NEVER feel stupid. That's the problem (and irony) of most of these "pests". They are all on the spectrum, anti-social future mass murderers. And just like the guys they sling shit at (Opie, Ant, retard Joe, Faggot ass Fred from Brooklyn) they have ZERO self awareness, and probably awful lives in general.

Look at the Dani thing. These assholes have the nerve to say shit like "She's gross. Boy body. Ugly face." Meanwhile I'm willing to bet the majority of these assholes couldn't draw a pair of tits from memory because it's been so long since anyone fucked them (if at all). I've fucked a few 8's and 9's in my lifetime, and if I had a few Jamesons in me, I'd give Dani a sound fucking. So stop. "She's gross and I would never bang her even though I've never touched a vagina" guy is even worse than the internet white knights. At least the white knights are AWARE at what sexless, pathetic losers they are.

Every one of you faggots are a reflection of the very assholes you come on here to bash incessantly.

As they should!

He's not invited for a reason. He stated he was gonna show up dressed as patrice in blackface

He also stated he'd reveal what Patrice would have really wanted.

We all know the real culprit here is Keith Robinson.

GODDAMN IT!

JACKASS!

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YAH KNOW WHAT DUDE JUST CAUZ PATRICE PAST DOESNT MEAN YOU GUYS CAN BE MEAN TO ME DUDDEEEE

Passed. I'm sure Bobby would spell it past, though.

He did, he texted Jimmy that when Patrice died.

didn't he call everyone who corrected him a nerd and try and use the excuse that he was laying down while texting?

i remember Louie trashing him

I KNEW I remembered that from somewhere!

missedthepoint.com

I'm new.

Take off your coat, get comfortable and get a feel for the tone of the room, maaaan. Period.

tss wat are u joinin the club-anarius or sumthin

Burr or Norton said they want to rotate the comics and if all of Patrice's friends were part of the lineup the show would be 12 hours long.

Not being asked to perform because there's only a set amount of time is very different than being uninvited to attend because someone else doesn't like you.

FBut out of the comics who Bill approved to perform, are all of them Actually friends of Patrice? Or is it a couple of Patrice's real friends, a couple of acquaintances & a preview of up & coming L.A comics from the laugh factory that Patrice would call unfunny thin skinned faggots?

I don't know. That might be the case.

Bobby was not invited to attend. He said he doesn't care about performing, just would liked to have been invited.

Burr and Bawby are as close as close can be... I'm sure they worked it out. Weren't they roomates for like 8 years?

Just for a year. It took another 7 to walk around Bobby to get out the front door.

I have no idea one way or another. I'm responding to "not being asked to perform..." Bobby was not complaining about not being asked to perform. He was complaining about not even being invited to the benefit as a guest.

If they only let the actual good standup comedians Patrice knew do quick spots the show would be maybe an hour.

CK, Burr, Attel, Quinn........am I missing anyone else you'd actually pay money to see?

Last time they had Che and Hannibal. Did Patrice know them or did they want to diversify the lineup? Pretty sure Bawby was in it at least once. So was DiPaolo, who also started in Boston. Norton?

I would be heating up if I was Bob Kelly and not involved in the Patrice benefit I think.

Why wasn't Bobby invited though? He was close with Patrice and performed the past few years. I guess he means he wasn't invited to perform.

Because it's no longer about Patrice.

Of course not, it's about Anthony.

Bobby was removed because of Anthony?

Bobby should be pissed that he's not performing because I heard that Burr's wife made him invite the comedy stylings of Moniq'ue & Queen Latifah.

I swear I remember Bobby talking to Von (maybe on twitter) and she said he was invited but said he couldn't go. This came up a month or so ago and they figured it out. i swear i remember this happening. Maybe I have a brain tumor. fingers crossed

did twitter unverify him a couple of minutes ago?

https://twitter.com/robertkelly

I'm not sure. If he was already verified then yes and lol. That's gotta hurt if that's the case!

What's even sadder is that Bobo has 2x more followers than him.

that's because twitter knows that the fat lesbian promoting some fx show ate the real bob kelly.

http://www.comedianbookings.com/speakerphotos/photos/735220px-KellyRobert.jpg

As we say in Ireland "ah gee, look at you". Hi jah.

If I was you

Yikes.

all twatter users are retarded

You realize you're talking to well-below-average morons who are using attention on Twitter to fill the hole their parents left. It's really sad actually.

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Since when does anything the O&A fanbase does have to be based in facts or reality?

Bob's heart can't take it

If people have decided to hassle Bobby, it should be over what a complete pile of shit his podcast is.

or how unfunny he is.

Duuuude, when you have a kid, your life CHANGES

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I missed what happened here, does anyone have a link?

harass him because his comedy is awful

its just fun to bully him bc hes sensitive and comically fat

The people I'm talking about were attacking him under the assumption that he has a say in who gets to be at the benefit. They were wrong, and looked foolish.

Yeah - the tweet he responded to was "@bobkelly comment?"

That's some real savage shit coming from this subreddit. Please stop attacking him guys.

"Laughable, man" - Jesus Quintana when asked if he thought O&A fans had any concept of shame and humility.

Everyone knows whose quote that is you worthless asshole

Aww. Now my feelings are hurt.

So you just watched Lebowski and wanted to shoehorn that into one of your comments today?

Is that what happened?

they are screwing with the wrong ppl

White knigting ant on the twitter

Lol if you niggas use that shit heap for anything other than blasting opie or brother joe