she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account
Think this over for a second. If we weren't both sad, avid readers of this subreddit, how would we have any occasion to know who "baldopie" is or ascertain that this account is an offshoot of his? As much as I love his work, he's not exactly a mainstream celebrity. Nobody except for you and me and like 15 other people know who "baldopie" is or what he does. With that context: You're saying she's stupid because she doesn't know that "bruiseddani" is a sock puppet of "baldopie?"
I do agree that she's dumb for not realizing that she's probably being made fun of. It's the internet. Nothing is supportive of anything.
I don't think shes nearly as stupid as most people think, she plays it. She's just going the soft route of trying to get OP to take down the account. Like all manipulators she uses victimizes herself and tries to place guilt on the other person to get them to take action. In this case she probably guestimated that OP is a gullible desperate fatso who would take the account down.
haha, if she really did have her ribs cracked it's probably not much fun to see it every day, I'm surprised she hasn't blocked it. It's whatever I guess. Definitely would have expected a lot more swearing or anger, the Anthony white knights have become so douche chilling and so has Anthony this actually seems better than how Ant would handle something similar
I might get flak for this but I don't really agree with trashing her. Like I get being annoyed with her or thinking she made some shitty decisions but most of this seems to be fat dudes working out their problems with women on her. It's just mean and a general distraction from the trashing Anthony deserves. Stupid or not, she's still the victim. It's not like Ant was a stand-up guy before she came along. I couldn't give less of shit that she was fucking him for money, it's his delusion if he thinks any living woman would fuck him for his looks or personality.
I'm not saying she didn't get herself into this situation. She's 26 and clearly a dummy so I don't consider her an innocent child. I'm just saying, I don't think she choked herself or broke her own rib.
yeah i don't see any good reason to believe her until proper proof is given. when it is then fair enough. but she's stated that she's a fraudulent type person that makes stuff up, so i'll believe that statement first and foremost over anything that is to follow it.
i hope ant marries her to quiet her down and he gets another 9 years of hell then loses all his money.
Oh yeah, I see what you mean, ever since the 'uninvitation' its been all over the place.. besides the random 1 day old accounts its at least been pretty interesting. Its like so many things have happened at once the hive mind doesnt have time to form for anything, so its chaos
"Twitter isn't real life and i don't think those kind of people matter"
-Says the camwhore who broadcasted more of her life on periscope than not.
Hilarious how when the grenade of social media inevitably blows up these drama stirring attention whores immediately want their privacy and cry victim about random unwanted people being in their life.
It is so nice to be normal, not as profitable, but my world is so far apart from the mess of all of theirs that I'm thankful for it (dani, daddy, the other daddy Ant)
This fucking whore has ruined everything good that is going on with the network. FUCK HER, just when it's about to get good, she done fucked it all up.
Not sure why you think I'm a fan of Opie but it's nice to have you as my fan.
Holy fuck are you retarded, it hasn't been a day since you contradicted yourself. This is your only job, the only thing you have to look forward in doing and you still fuck it up. Don't just quit reddit, kill yourself immediately. You're stealing oxygen breathing that could go to someone of worth.
I just see what you replied to. I can't believe how dumb you are. You thought I was telling Opie I'm a fan because your just looking at my time line and stalking. I was telling /u/NattyDiana I'm a huge fan of his @BruisedDani twitter account. I'm amazed at how stupid you are.... Oh, you got me dummy.
she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account
Think this over for a second. If we weren't both sad, avid readers of this subreddit, how would we have any occasion to know who "baldopie" is or ascertain that this account is an offshoot of his? As much as I love his work, he's not exactly a mainstream celebrity. Nobody except for you and me and like 15 other people know who "baldopie" is or what he does. With that context: You're saying she's stupid because she doesn't know that "bruiseddani" is a sock puppet of "baldopie?"
I do agree that she's dumb for not realizing that she's probably being made fun of. It's the internet. Nothing is supportive of anything.
I don't think shes nearly as stupid as most people think, she plays it. She's just going the soft route of trying to get OP to take down the account. Like all manipulators she uses victimizes herself and tries to place guilt on the other person to get them to take action. In this case she probably guestimated that OP is a gullible desperate fatso who would take the account down.
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71 TobyTheRobot 2016-01-11
Wow. That's -- um. Surprisingly polite and articulate. I think it also completely misses the point, but in kind of a charming and doe-eyed way.
I don't like this.
28 TheFatMosque 2016-01-11
kind of? she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account. she's as stupid as they come.
22 TobyTheRobot 2016-01-11
Think this over for a second. If we weren't both sad, avid readers of this subreddit, how would we have any occasion to know who "baldopie" is or ascertain that this account is an offshoot of his? As much as I love his work, he's not exactly a mainstream celebrity. Nobody except for you and me and like 15 other people know who "baldopie" is or what he does. With that context: You're saying she's stupid because she doesn't know that "bruiseddani" is a sock puppet of "baldopie?"
I do agree that she's dumb for not realizing that she's probably being made fun of. It's the internet. Nothing is supportive of anything.
5 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
Bruised dani is NOT a Baldopie account
20 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-01-11
I'm hoping for BruisedOpie
5 bigmattson 2016-01-11
Now that's an idea, post bruised pics of Opie claiming you tried to go have a sit down with Ant.
5 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-01-11
We aren't that close.... because I ran from his abuse.
4 bigmattson 2016-01-11
ME: You don't think he's that strong, but when he get's those big Italian hands around your neck... It's so scary.
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-01-11
ME: He put rocks into a cement bag before he did this.
2 bigmattson 2016-01-11
ME: He told me Brother Joe deserves every opportunity to be a entertainer, then he broke my hand
10 Ant_Sucks 2016-01-11
It's a tribute account, like 2U
2 TheFatMosque 2016-01-11
well now I'm just sad. thanks a lot.
4 TheAmazingPearl 2016-01-11
Oh stop it. Bruised Dani is all about getting justice.
5 J_Queue 2016-01-11
Proof that somebody else runs her Twitter.
-2 Eternalforms 2016-01-11
I don't think shes nearly as stupid as most people think, she plays it. She's just going the soft route of trying to get OP to take down the account. Like all manipulators she uses victimizes herself and tries to place guilt on the other person to get them to take action. In this case she probably guestimated that OP is a gullible desperate fatso who would take the account down.
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34 zersch 2016-01-11
"Ridin' through this world... on his brother's dime."
34 1reallycoolopotamus 2016-01-11
you could totes fuck her
17 ScoleriBrother 2016-01-11
Are you saying he could "hit that?"
4 MershComic 2016-01-11
I see what you did there...
7 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-11
but you shouldn't.
7 3stepsbackward 2016-01-11
Agreed. He should have asked for some tit pictures.
6 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
Crossing my fingers
11 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-11
Uncross them
11 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
Done
-3 charliemccarthy 2016-01-11
May I smell your fingers?
1 hard_to_explain 2016-01-11
Depends how big his compound is
24 braunheiser 2016-01-11
Its a pretty polite message
20 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
Yea. Here's the rest http://imgur.com/Fl84Zky
11 braunheiser 2016-01-11
haha, if she really did have her ribs cracked it's probably not much fun to see it every day, I'm surprised she hasn't blocked it. It's whatever I guess. Definitely would have expected a lot more swearing or anger, the Anthony white knights have become so douche chilling and so has Anthony this actually seems better than how Ant would handle something similar
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14 check_checkerson 2016-01-11
Are we standing with Dani brand now? Just cause she acknowledged a parody Twitter account?
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16 check_checkerson 2016-01-11
So much for all the people that said 1/10 would not bang, all she had to do was to acknowledged them
8 allenricketts 2016-01-11
I might get flak for this but I don't really agree with trashing her. Like I get being annoyed with her or thinking she made some shitty decisions but most of this seems to be fat dudes working out their problems with women on her. It's just mean and a general distraction from the trashing Anthony deserves. Stupid or not, she's still the victim. It's not like Ant was a stand-up guy before she came along. I couldn't give less of shit that she was fucking him for money, it's his delusion if he thinks any living woman would fuck him for his looks or personality.
6 biobotX1 2016-01-11
"Shes the victim" is that "listen and believe" bullshit. I dont believe her OR him.
4 allenricketts 2016-01-11
I'm not saying she didn't get herself into this situation. She's 26 and clearly a dummy so I don't consider her an innocent child. I'm just saying, I don't think she choked herself or broke her own rib.
4 biobotX1 2016-01-11
Fair enough. But im skeptical of those even occuring until i see doctors papers
1 blackirishlad 2016-01-11
yeah i don't see any good reason to believe her until proper proof is given. when it is then fair enough. but she's stated that she's a fraudulent type person that makes stuff up, so i'll believe that statement first and foremost over anything that is to follow it.
i hope ant marries her to quiet her down and he gets another 9 years of hell then loses all his money.
1 charliemccarthy 2016-01-11
I wish I could agree with you, ma'am.
0 majin_babidi 2016-01-11
faggot
4 allenricketts 2016-01-11
You're not wrong.
3 braunheiser 2016-01-11
I dont think most here are standing with anyone
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13 Nulltor 2016-01-11
No I'm not
3 braunheiser 2016-01-11
It could be a man writing the same things and it still wouldn't be a bad way to word a message
2 [deleted] 2016-01-11
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1 braunheiser 2016-01-11
Oh yeah, I see what you mean, ever since the 'uninvitation' its been all over the place.. besides the random 1 day old accounts its at least been pretty interesting. Its like so many things have happened at once the hive mind doesnt have time to form for anything, so its chaos
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-3 majestik6 2016-01-11
she probably has some white knight handling her social media accounts.
The tone of the email you received doesn't match her posts on Reddit at all.
Methinks they're two different writers but the same account.
2 BigDummyIsSexy 2016-01-11
Those Reddit posts weren't her.
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18 Eternalforms 2016-01-11
"Twitter isn't real life and i don't think those kind of people matter" -Says the camwhore who broadcasted more of her life on periscope than not.
Hilarious how when the grenade of social media inevitably blows up these drama stirring attention whores immediately want their privacy and cry victim about random unwanted people being in their life.
-4 ONAFan2014 2016-01-11
Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?
13 K1bbler 2016-01-11
Ask her to send pictures of Ant's manhattan apartment and her box.
3 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-11
I am kinda curious what those awful titties look like.
8 K1bbler 2016-01-11
I'd say non existent.
12 lickandsniff 2016-01-11
All I see is the map of Israel.
10 sukotsuto 2016-01-11
Ant is a fag deep down for wanting girls with a little boy's body.
5 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-11
Seems so.
5 Bigfawkinpeckas 2016-01-11
Bitch looks like ratatouille
4 drunk8gods 2016-01-11
Man, ET looks awful.
20 K1bbler 2016-01-11
http://i.imgur.com/NNe63Y2.jpg
3 stinkskc 2016-01-11
Haha
4 blackirishlad 2016-01-11
isn't that the son, jack, in the movie "hook"?
3 biobotX1 2016-01-11
Lol my tits are way bigger
3 kblack18 2016-01-11
Which is why Ant was banging her.
2 QuantumTabby 2016-01-11
i'm all in with the Dani.
2 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-01-11
WHOA nice CANS
2 charliemccarthy 2016-01-11
She actually doesn't have too bad of a body. I'd totally fuck that, with a pillow planted firmly over her face.
2 plasticpaddy84 2016-01-11
She looks like that scary polio girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0
1 hard_to_explain 2016-01-11
Someone should photoshop Opie's tits on her
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11 MCLyleStyle 2016-01-11
LOL she thinks you care.
10 PeckaSucka 2016-01-11
How did she type that if her hand is broken? YA HONOR?
9 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-01-11
You didn't have to pretend the account wasn't yours in order to promote it. This is a safe space for deplorable behavior.
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3yj6ak/saw_this_in_my_feed_this_morning_hopefully_they/
2 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
Fair enough I didn't want to be a son of a whore tho. Instead I am a faggot
9 EskimoEscrow 2016-01-11
Damned if you do, gay if you don't
8 KingTutsstache 2016-01-11
I don't buy her politness. Ant is a piece of shit but lets remember from her periscope she wasn't no angel. I don't buy her naivety here.
7 AirplaneStrikesBack 2016-01-11
Now I'm confused. Should I have ever thought you had good intentions behind this account? Because I didn't think that at all hahahah
12 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
I assure you my intentions were the worst
6 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-01-11
Send her my way. Tell her I'm single and my left hook isn't the same as it used to be.
2 charliemccarthy 2016-01-11
May I have sloppy seconds? if so, be sure to knock her teeth out.
2 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-01-11
You Sir may have invented a new type of blow job.
A bloody gummy!
2 charliemccarthy 2016-01-11
With luck her meth addiction has already destroyed her enamel. Could probably knock them all out with one light tap. Minimum effort, reap the rewards.
7 bugbombs 2016-01-11
"Maybe you care about justice" goddamn this bitch is fucking dumb, does she think the account is meant to be some sort of social statement?
-5 ONAFan2014 2016-01-11
Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?
5 charliemccarthy 2016-01-11
Wrong.
1 bugbombs 2016-01-11
We heard you
6 [deleted] 2016-01-11
maybe it puts your creepiness in perspective
...
nah probably not
6 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-11
Should have replied, "Nudes or GET THE FUCK OUT!"
6 mesobuku 2016-01-11
Awww, see guys, she has a heart of gold!
A glass jaw, sure, but none the less, a heart of gold!
6 Dennyislife 2016-01-11
If this sub did a 180 on Dani i think it'd fuck with ant more than anything else.
6 arbgeist 2016-01-11
She didn't actually say anything in that DM. She's on pharmaceuticals.
6 NASAtard 2016-01-11
Why do you say "right now" yet the message is from Jan 10th?
5 ApevonTarskin 2016-01-11
She wants the cock
4 suchanjv 2016-01-11
It's polite...but pointless.
4 lickandsniff 2016-01-11
If Ant did it, why is she still living in his apartment? I hope the lawyer uses that against her. Cunt
3 DHFearnot 2016-01-11
That's a big step up from bragging about how you suck Anthony's cock and get money on reddit. Maybe she is cleaning up?
3 jfral 2016-01-11
How were the injuries incurred? Is it an Occam's Razor explanation? Or is it a Making a Murderer type deal with a labyrinthine frame-up conspiracy?
3 telemecanique 2016-01-11
It is so nice to be normal, not as profitable, but my world is so far apart from the mess of all of theirs that I'm thankful for it (dani, daddy, the other daddy Ant)
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6 EastSideDan 2016-01-11
She's suing Anthony? I thought it was a criminal case.
3 DHFearnot 2016-01-11
Anyone wanna bet once the court shit is over with within a week Ant and Dani go back to being full blown assholes and drop the well-behaved shit?
6 EastSideDan 2016-01-11
When did Ant stop being a full blown asshole?
3 bigmattson 2016-01-11
I got to say, that's a better response to some of the "hate" this place spits out than anyone else has ever given.
Opie and Jimmy try to mock and block, and Ant drinks and goes crazy on this place... She was polite, honest, and well written. Good on her.
By all means keep doing what you do though, just glad someone handled something from this place like an adult.
3 Houghton91 2016-01-11
She LOVES being a victim. Crazy whore.
-2 ONAFan2014 2016-01-11
Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?
3 FlukemansCloaca 2016-01-11
That was perfectly reasonable. Maybe Ant knocked some sense into her. Fly, average looking bird, fly.
2 whoaDAVIDwhoa 2016-01-11
This but that but this but that, holy shit
2 Cake_Horn_ 2016-01-11
There's no way that dummy wrote that. Doesn't match her previous style of writing. Needs more errors.
2 ONAFan2014 2016-01-11
She's a cunt, yet we're sticking up for her because she was a victim of abuse. Makes sense.
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1 GiygasFetus 2016-01-11
I'd like Dani a lot more if she just spilled the beans and told us how big Ant's hog is.
1 Chooseyourusename 2016-01-11
She sounds sober and isn't being a cunt for once. Let's destroy her.
1 dudemarama 2016-01-11
This fucking whore has ruined everything good that is going on with the network. FUCK HER, just when it's about to get good, she done fucked it all up.
0 Binski13 2016-01-11
Well...she's not wrong.
-2 mrta66 2016-01-11
It go down in the dm
-2 packitchofsositch 2016-01-11
Don't see any typos, not buying it. That idiot can barely go a sentence without fucking something up.
5 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
What more do you want there is a screenshot.
3 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-01-11
Maybe it was because your phone was fully charged. We all know twitter screenshots come from phones about to die.
2 prevented_dement 2016-01-11
danny also showed us the detective screenshot
5 thrillated 2016-01-11
Which is hilarious because it was so clearly fake.
5 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-01-11
Maybe it took her two hours to type and she had someone who's not retarded proofread it for her.
-2 IggysGlove 2016-01-11
Anthony has never shown an ability to be that polite and well thought out ever.
-2 muhdikyo 2016-01-11
shes a fucking whore. fuck her.
-3 ONAFan2014 2016-01-11
Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?
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1 muhdikyo 2016-01-11
wait. you were there? you know for certain he struck her?
1 ONAFan2014 2016-01-11
Well, you guys seem to think so.
-4 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-11
I'm a huge fan, love your work
3 NattyDiana 2016-01-11
Thank you sir. I need more time to keep up. Baldopie makes me look like garbage
-8 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-11
Bald Opie is a one trick pony. But I like him still.
7 Clown_Shoe 2016-01-11
What's makes baldopie impressive is how active he is. I see him commenting on every tweet ever posted here.
4 thrillated 2016-01-11
Also his tweets seem to be contextually relevant most of the time.
3 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-11
He has a great work ethic.
2 brmlb 2016-01-11
he's not one trick at all.
0 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-11
Oh literal /u/brmlb
1 grocery_man 2016-01-11
Coming from you.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-11
What happened to the groceries?
0 Brett_Hughes_FHRiley 2016-01-11
https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/40dvfq/z/cytggmb
Holy fuck are you retarded, it hasn't been a day since you contradicted yourself. This is your only job, the only thing you have to look forward in doing and you still fuck it up. Don't just quit reddit, kill yourself immediately. You're stealing oxygen breathing that could go to someone of worth.
2 NicNacAttack 2016-01-11
Holy shit, dude, get a life. You're obsessed with a redditor.
1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-11
I just see what you replied to. I can't believe how dumb you are. You thought I was telling Opie I'm a fan because your just looking at my time line and stalking. I was telling /u/NattyDiana I'm a huge fan of his @BruisedDani twitter account. I'm amazed at how stupid you are.... Oh, you got me dummy.
2 NicNacAttack 2016-01-11
Just ignore him. He probably fingers his asshole with extra gusto every time you respond.
-1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-11
Are you the URL guy? Haha, You're this guy.... http://imgur.com/k09JQGS
-1 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-01-11
You sure showed him with your downvotes.
3 NicNacAttack 2016-01-11
Aww, but he upvoted me!
28 TheFatMosque 2016-01-11
kind of? she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account. she's as stupid as they come.
5 chicken-named-mike 2016-01-11
Seems so.
12 lickandsniff 2016-01-11
All I see is the map of Israel.
10 sukotsuto 2016-01-11
Ant is a fag deep down for wanting girls with a little boy's body.
2 QuantumTabby 2016-01-11
i'm all in with the Dani.
4 drunk8gods 2016-01-11
Man, ET looks awful.
2 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-01-11
WHOA nice CANS
22 TobyTheRobot 2016-01-11
Think this over for a second. If we weren't both sad, avid readers of this subreddit, how would we have any occasion to know who "baldopie" is or ascertain that this account is an offshoot of his? As much as I love his work, he's not exactly a mainstream celebrity. Nobody except for you and me and like 15 other people know who "baldopie" is or what he does. With that context: You're saying she's stupid because she doesn't know that "bruiseddani" is a sock puppet of "baldopie?"
I do agree that she's dumb for not realizing that she's probably being made fun of. It's the internet. Nothing is supportive of anything.
4 TheAmazingPearl 2016-01-11
Oh stop it. Bruised Dani is all about getting justice.
5 J_Queue 2016-01-11
Proof that somebody else runs her Twitter.
5 Bigfawkinpeckas 2016-01-11
Bitch looks like ratatouille
3 biobotX1 2016-01-11
Lol my tits are way bigger
-2 Eternalforms 2016-01-11
I don't think shes nearly as stupid as most people think, she plays it. She's just going the soft route of trying to get OP to take down the account. Like all manipulators she uses victimizes herself and tries to place guilt on the other person to get them to take action. In this case she probably guestimated that OP is a gullible desperate fatso who would take the account down.
2 charliemccarthy 2016-01-11
She actually doesn't have too bad of a body. I'd totally fuck that, with a pillow planted firmly over her face.
3 kblack18 2016-01-11
Which is why Ant was banging her.
4 blackirishlad 2016-01-11
isn't that the son, jack, in the movie "hook"?
2 plasticpaddy84 2016-01-11
She looks like that scary polio girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0
1 hard_to_explain 2016-01-11
Someone should photoshop Opie's tits on her