Dani is DMimg me (bruised dani) right now.

65  2016-01-11 by NattyDiana

136 comments

Wow. That's -- um. Surprisingly polite and articulate. I think it also completely misses the point, but in kind of a charming and doe-eyed way.

I don't like this.

kind of? she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account. she's as stupid as they come.

she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account

Think this over for a second. If we weren't both sad, avid readers of this subreddit, how would we have any occasion to know who "baldopie" is or ascertain that this account is an offshoot of his? As much as I love his work, he's not exactly a mainstream celebrity. Nobody except for you and me and like 15 other people know who "baldopie" is or what he does. With that context: You're saying she's stupid because she doesn't know that "bruiseddani" is a sock puppet of "baldopie?"

I do agree that she's dumb for not realizing that she's probably being made fun of. It's the internet. Nothing is supportive of anything.

Bruised dani is NOT a Baldopie account

I'm hoping for BruisedOpie

Now that's an idea, post bruised pics of Opie claiming you tried to go have a sit down with Ant.

We aren't that close.... because I ran from his abuse.

ME: You don't think he's that strong, but when he get's those big Italian hands around your neck... It's so scary.

ME: He put rocks into a cement bag before he did this.

ME: He told me Brother Joe deserves every opportunity to be a entertainer, then he broke my hand

It's a tribute account, like 2U

well now I'm just sad. thanks a lot.

Oh stop it. Bruised Dani is all about getting justice.

Wow. That's -- um. Surprisingly polite and articulate.

Proof that somebody else runs her Twitter.

I don't think shes nearly as stupid as most people think, she plays it. She's just going the soft route of trying to get OP to take down the account. Like all manipulators she uses victimizes herself and tries to place guilt on the other person to get them to take action. In this case she probably guestimated that OP is a gullible desperate fatso who would take the account down.

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"Ridin' through this world... on his brother's dime."

you could totes fuck her

Are you saying he could "hit that?"

I see what you did there...

but you shouldn't.

Agreed. He should have asked for some tit pictures.

Crossing my fingers

Uncross them

Done

May I smell your fingers?

Depends how big his compound is

Its a pretty polite message

Yea. Here's the rest http://imgur.com/Fl84Zky

haha, if she really did have her ribs cracked it's probably not much fun to see it every day, I'm surprised she hasn't blocked it. It's whatever I guess. Definitely would have expected a lot more swearing or anger, the Anthony white knights have become so douche chilling and so has Anthony this actually seems better than how Ant would handle something similar

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Are we standing with Dani brand now? Just cause she acknowledged a parody Twitter account?

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So much for all the people that said 1/10 would not bang, all she had to do was to acknowledged them

I might get flak for this but I don't really agree with trashing her. Like I get being annoyed with her or thinking she made some shitty decisions but most of this seems to be fat dudes working out their problems with women on her. It's just mean and a general distraction from the trashing Anthony deserves. Stupid or not, she's still the victim. It's not like Ant was a stand-up guy before she came along. I couldn't give less of shit that she was fucking him for money, it's his delusion if he thinks any living woman would fuck him for his looks or personality.

"Shes the victim" is that "listen and believe" bullshit. I dont believe her OR him.

I'm not saying she didn't get herself into this situation. She's 26 and clearly a dummy so I don't consider her an innocent child. I'm just saying, I don't think she choked herself or broke her own rib.

Fair enough. But im skeptical of those even occuring until i see doctors papers

yeah i don't see any good reason to believe her until proper proof is given. when it is then fair enough. but she's stated that she's a fraudulent type person that makes stuff up, so i'll believe that statement first and foremost over anything that is to follow it.

i hope ant marries her to quiet her down and he gets another 9 years of hell then loses all his money.

I wish I could agree with you, ma'am.

faggot

You're not wrong.

I dont think most here are standing with anyone

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No I'm not

It could be a man writing the same things and it still wouldn't be a bad way to word a message

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Oh yeah, I see what you mean, ever since the 'uninvitation' its been all over the place.. besides the random 1 day old accounts its at least been pretty interesting. Its like so many things have happened at once the hive mind doesnt have time to form for anything, so its chaos

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she probably has some white knight handling her social media accounts.

The tone of the email you received doesn't match her posts on Reddit at all.

Methinks they're two different writers but the same account.

Those Reddit posts weren't her.

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"Twitter isn't real life and i don't think those kind of people matter" -Says the camwhore who broadcasted more of her life on periscope than not.

Hilarious how when the grenade of social media inevitably blows up these drama stirring attention whores immediately want their privacy and cry victim about random unwanted people being in their life.

Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?

Ask her to send pictures of Ant's manhattan apartment and her box.

I am kinda curious what those awful titties look like.

All I see is the map of Israel.

Ant is a fag deep down for wanting girls with a little boy's body.

Seems so.

Bitch looks like ratatouille

Man, ET looks awful.

Haha

isn't that the son, jack, in the movie "hook"?

Lol my tits are way bigger

Which is why Ant was banging her.

i'm all in with the Dani.

WHOA nice CANS

She actually doesn't have too bad of a body. I'd totally fuck that, with a pillow planted firmly over her face.

She looks like that scary polio girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

Someone should photoshop Opie's tits on her

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LOL she thinks you care.

How did she type that if her hand is broken? YA HONOR?

You didn't have to pretend the account wasn't yours in order to promote it. This is a safe space for deplorable behavior.

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/3yj6ak/saw_this_in_my_feed_this_morning_hopefully_they/

Fair enough I didn't want to be a son of a whore tho. Instead I am a faggot

Damned if you do, gay if you don't

I don't buy her politness. Ant is a piece of shit but lets remember from her periscope she wasn't no angel. I don't buy her naivety here.

Now I'm confused. Should I have ever thought you had good intentions behind this account? Because I didn't think that at all hahahah

I assure you my intentions were the worst

Send her my way. Tell her I'm single and my left hook isn't the same as it used to be.

May I have sloppy seconds? if so, be sure to knock her teeth out.

You Sir may have invented a new type of blow job.

A bloody gummy!

With luck her meth addiction has already destroyed her enamel. Could probably knock them all out with one light tap. Minimum effort, reap the rewards.

"Maybe you care about justice" goddamn this bitch is fucking dumb, does she think the account is meant to be some sort of social statement?

Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?

Wrong.

We heard you

maybe it puts your creepiness in perspective

...

nah probably not

Should have replied, "Nudes or GET THE FUCK OUT!"

Awww, see guys, she has a heart of gold!

A glass jaw, sure, but none the less, a heart of gold!

If this sub did a 180 on Dani i think it'd fuck with ant more than anything else.

She didn't actually say anything in that DM. She's on pharmaceuticals.

Why do you say "right now" yet the message is from Jan 10th?

She wants the cock

It's polite...but pointless.

If Ant did it, why is she still living in his apartment? I hope the lawyer uses that against her. Cunt

That's a big step up from bragging about how you suck Anthony's cock and get money on reddit. Maybe she is cleaning up?

How were the injuries incurred? Is it an Occam's Razor explanation? Or is it a Making a Murderer type deal with a labyrinthine frame-up conspiracy?

It is so nice to be normal, not as profitable, but my world is so far apart from the mess of all of theirs that I'm thankful for it (dani, daddy, the other daddy Ant)

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She's suing Anthony? I thought it was a criminal case.

Anyone wanna bet once the court shit is over with within a week Ant and Dani go back to being full blown assholes and drop the well-behaved shit?

When did Ant stop being a full blown asshole?

I got to say, that's a better response to some of the "hate" this place spits out than anyone else has ever given.

Opie and Jimmy try to mock and block, and Ant drinks and goes crazy on this place... She was polite, honest, and well written. Good on her.

By all means keep doing what you do though, just glad someone handled something from this place like an adult.

She LOVES being a victim. Crazy whore.

Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?

That was perfectly reasonable. Maybe Ant knocked some sense into her. Fly, average looking bird, fly.

This but that but this but that, holy shit

There's no way that dummy wrote that. Doesn't match her previous style of writing. Needs more errors.

She's a cunt, yet we're sticking up for her because she was a victim of abuse. Makes sense.

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I'd like Dani a lot more if she just spilled the beans and told us how big Ant's hog is.

She sounds sober and isn't being a cunt for once. Let's destroy her.

This fucking whore has ruined everything good that is going on with the network. FUCK HER, just when it's about to get good, she done fucked it all up.

Well...she's not wrong.

It go down in the dm

Don't see any typos, not buying it. That idiot can barely go a sentence without fucking something up.

What more do you want there is a screenshot.

Maybe it was because your phone was fully charged. We all know twitter screenshots come from phones about to die.

danny also showed us the detective screenshot

Which is hilarious because it was so clearly fake.

Maybe it took her two hours to type and she had someone who's not retarded proofread it for her.

Anthony has never shown an ability to be that polite and well thought out ever.

shes a fucking whore. fuck her.

Well, Ant's still a scumbag for hitting her, right?

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wait. you were there? you know for certain he struck her?

Well, you guys seem to think so.

I'm a huge fan, love your work

Thank you sir. I need more time to keep up. Baldopie makes me look like garbage

Bald Opie is a one trick pony. But I like him still.

What's makes baldopie impressive is how active he is. I see him commenting on every tweet ever posted here.

Also his tweets seem to be contextually relevant most of the time.

He has a great work ethic.

he's not one trick at all.

Oh literal /u/brmlb

Coming from you.

What happened to the groceries?

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/40dvfq/z/cytggmb

Not sure why you think I'm a fan of Opie but it's nice to have you as my fan.

Holy fuck are you retarded, it hasn't been a day since you contradicted yourself. This is your only job, the only thing you have to look forward in doing and you still fuck it up. Don't just quit reddit, kill yourself immediately. You're stealing oxygen breathing that could go to someone of worth.

Holy shit, dude, get a life. You're obsessed with a redditor.

I just see what you replied to. I can't believe how dumb you are. You thought I was telling Opie I'm a fan because your just looking at my time line and stalking. I was telling /u/NattyDiana I'm a huge fan of his @BruisedDani twitter account. I'm amazed at how stupid you are.... Oh, you got me dummy.

Just ignore him. He probably fingers his asshole with extra gusto every time you respond.

Are you the URL guy? Haha, You're this guy.... http://imgur.com/k09JQGS

You sure showed him with your downvotes.

Aww, but he upvoted me!

kind of? she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account. she's as stupid as they come.

Seems so.

All I see is the map of Israel.

Ant is a fag deep down for wanting girls with a little boy's body.

i'm all in with the Dani.

Man, ET looks awful.

WHOA nice CANS

she's too fucking stupid to realize this is a "baldopie" account

Think this over for a second. If we weren't both sad, avid readers of this subreddit, how would we have any occasion to know who "baldopie" is or ascertain that this account is an offshoot of his? As much as I love his work, he's not exactly a mainstream celebrity. Nobody except for you and me and like 15 other people know who "baldopie" is or what he does. With that context: You're saying she's stupid because she doesn't know that "bruiseddani" is a sock puppet of "baldopie?"

I do agree that she's dumb for not realizing that she's probably being made fun of. It's the internet. Nothing is supportive of anything.

Oh stop it. Bruised Dani is all about getting justice.

Wow. That's -- um. Surprisingly polite and articulate.

Proof that somebody else runs her Twitter.

Bitch looks like ratatouille

Lol my tits are way bigger

I don't think shes nearly as stupid as most people think, she plays it. She's just going the soft route of trying to get OP to take down the account. Like all manipulators she uses victimizes herself and tries to place guilt on the other person to get them to take action. In this case she probably guestimated that OP is a gullible desperate fatso who would take the account down.

She actually doesn't have too bad of a body. I'd totally fuck that, with a pillow planted firmly over her face.

Which is why Ant was banging her.

isn't that the son, jack, in the movie "hook"?

She looks like that scary polio girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0

Someone should photoshop Opie's tits on her