Her sister is more ugly than her. What do they put in the water at Long Island that makes all their kids such mutants. I'll take a guess and say it's alcohol.
Schumer sounds like the kind of bitch that fucks a guy once and falls in love despite all her "crazy" sex talk. When this dude breaks up with her, expect another special about periods, sexting, and how guys suck.
What I really respect about Amy is that she's not afraid to have a man in her life, but she also doesn't let it define her as a strong, independent woman and role model to other empowered women out there.
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11 SlimWiggins 2016-01-11
Amy seems like the type of woman that can poop out of her vagina.
8 K1bbler 2016-01-11
Her sister is more ugly than her. What do they put in the water at Long Island that makes all their kids such mutants. I'll take a guess and say it's alcohol.
2 KingTutsstache 2016-01-11
It's called the depositing of bad, silly, cum during conception.
7 KingTutsstache 2016-01-11
Schumer sounds like the kind of bitch that fucks a guy once and falls in love despite all her "crazy" sex talk. When this dude breaks up with her, expect another special about periods, sexting, and how guys suck.
5 panasonictooth 2016-01-11
Tsss dats fawkin beautiful cawksucka!
3 HardNutKicker 2016-01-11
She is now just a face whore for retarded politicians, pushing the PC agenda. Fucking ridiculous.
3 RacistPigeon 2016-01-11
She's excited about PC narrative and cake. Not necessarily in that order.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-11
What I really respect about Amy is that she's not afraid to have a man in her life, but she also doesn't let it define her as a strong, independent woman and role model to other empowered women out there.
2 SlappyJiggler 2016-01-11
Oh goodness, I can't wait for him to cheat on her.
EDIT - Lol, her sister has a different last name. Her mom was a whore. LOLZ.
1 zenicaone 2016-01-11
based on his instagram she is dating young opie (opster?)
urban exploring maaaan , all in with photography , landscapes and sunsets , period
most know for , though ? being Amy Schumer's boyfriend