Me: "That was 'Men who sell worlds' by the great nirvana, one of their deep tracks, not a lot of people know that, also written by the bowie tho."
...15 minutes later...
Jim: "I laid a fart so repugnant tha...."
Me: (Interrupting Jim) "People are complaining I got the bowiezzz song wrong. NO SHIT, IDIOTS. I did that on purpose, its called trying to find the bit. Jesus.
I'm not really that amazed. It's like doing an impression doing an impression and just basing it off their actual signature phrase. Actually it's exactly that.
"FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.... I used to go deep with Bowie, then I kinda tapped out for a while. I've gotta listen to more Bowie. I really loved that one song... what was it called again...? Help me out Justin..."
I actually didn't know he was dead until I read this thread. (this reply, specifically)
I wasn't that big a fan of his, but it's pretty enraging that the press would sooner get in touch with fucking Kanye West for a comment than someone who actually knew him to some degree like Iggy Pop.
Then again, I suppose they just quoted a tweet and didn't actually contact him. And I guess Iggy didn't have to throw out such a phony public statement.
Same thing happened when Patrice died. Seth Meyers was quoted on twitter saying "A day spent listening to clips of Patrice on the internet is a day well spent". Jimmy hated it.
He'll go with Heroes because it's the #1 song on Itunes then go on for an hour about how he was a HUUUGEEEE Bowie fan despite never listening to one of his songs until half an hour before the show
"Chant of the Ever-circling Skeleton Family"? What the fawk is that? Some kinda Halloween song?
"1984"... wasn't dat used in dat 80's apple commercial?
You really sure they are gonna address Bowie dying? Afterall Jimmy's hero hosted the Golden Globes last night so there is a great chance they just spend the entire show crawling further up Ricky's ass and defending him after that disastrous performance. Yep that's exactly what people were dying to see......Mel Gibson&his Snooki Tan.
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37 circamuffin 2016-01-11
Me: "That was 'Men who sell worlds' by the great nirvana, one of their deep tracks, not a lot of people know that, also written by the bowie tho."
...15 minutes later...
Jim: "I laid a fart so repugnant tha...."
Me: (Interrupting Jim) "People are complaining I got the bowiezzz song wrong. NO SHIT, IDIOTS. I did that on purpose, its called trying to find the bit. Jesus.
13 iamjstn 2016-01-11
I'm amazed at how you guys always get his mannerisms and sayings spot on.
26 frostiitute 2016-01-11
The benefit of having weaponsgrade autism, I suppose.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-11
I'm not really that amazed. It's like doing an impression doing an impression and just basing it off their actual signature phrase. Actually it's exactly that.
17 silks322 2016-01-11
"FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.... I used to go deep with Bowie, then I kinda tapped out for a while. I've gotta listen to more Bowie. I really loved that one song... what was it called again...? Help me out Justin..."
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9 jim_thoms 2016-01-11
I actually didn't know he was dead until I read this thread. (this reply, specifically)
I wasn't that big a fan of his, but it's pretty enraging that the press would sooner get in touch with fucking Kanye West for a comment than someone who actually knew him to some degree like Iggy Pop.
Then again, I suppose they just quoted a tweet and didn't actually contact him. And I guess Iggy didn't have to throw out such a phony public statement.
2 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-01-11
Same thing happened when Patrice died. Seth Meyers was quoted on twitter saying "A day spent listening to clips of Patrice on the internet is a day well spent". Jimmy hated it.
11 PhilipMarma 2016-01-11
"Little bit of the Major Toms, love the Major Toms"
5 TroyMacClure 2016-01-11
He definitely won't know the name of the song.
"Love some of that David Bowie. Major Tom right ERock? Is that the name of the song? Major Tom is the name I think."
9 Grillskillz 2016-01-11
He'll go with Heroes because it's the #1 song on Itunes then go on for an hour about how he was a HUUUGEEEE Bowie fan despite never listening to one of his songs until half an hour before the show
2 TheFatMosque 2016-01-11
he did see Labyrinth back in the day and thought it was "trippy as fuck" though
1 no1raniuk 2016-01-11
This.
8 Dennyislife 2016-01-11
Under Pressure with Queen. They are fighting for their lives after all
6 Dad_oyster 2016-01-11
Eww noo.. I don't want it to happen but it's..gonna..
Gotta go with the one cobain covered so they can talk about soaked in bleach or something
5 Jimandthem 2016-01-11
Celebrity deaths are rough but this one is BUHHHHHROOOOOOOOOOTAAAAAAAAL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
4 rrussom 2016-01-11
i'd guess Space oddity aswell.
/u/drsteve103, any chance to get the band back together to do a rendition of Moonage Daydream?
7 drsteve103 2016-01-11
I'd be all about it if our bass player didn't die last year and our drummer had prostate cancer. This getting old shit can suck my cock.
2 rrussom 2016-01-11
oh fuck, sorry man
2 drsteve103 2016-01-11
Haha no I'm just pointing out how absurd life is
4 JimmysLostFat 2016-01-11
ME: Awwww man these celebrity deaths always hurt, but this one reeeealllllyyyyy hurts this time. Sherrod where you at with the David Bowie?
2 Nohopeformankind77 2016-01-11
Sherrod: I liked the stuff he did with the Monkees, but I also appreciate his solo work. Btw he had a black wife. I'm also black, did you know that?
3 jim_thoms 2016-01-11
That, or "Let's Dance"... deep fawkin' cut.
"Chant of the Ever-circling Skeleton Family"? What the fawk is that? Some kinda Halloween song?
"1984"... wasn't dat used in dat 80's apple commercial?
2 francis_goatman 2016-01-11
I'd have gone with bobo-man to o&a
1 JMueller2012 2016-01-11
"Starman" as a tribute to Bowie and a tie-in to The Goldnen Globes since The Martian won
1 swarrrm 2016-01-11
ME: rabble rabble rabble bowie sniffff segway into nirvana seamlessly
1 KANEWTSKI 2016-01-11
The man who sold the world
1 OedipusOrca 2016-01-11
David Bowie was a WEEEIIIRRRDDDOOO
1 doxxbrown 2016-01-11
I'm all in with the China Girl.
1 Nickbennettc 2016-01-11
I'd go "Ashes to Ashes"
1 baluchithyrium 2016-01-11
Heroes
0 NASAtard 2016-01-11
You really sure they are gonna address Bowie dying? Afterall Jimmy's hero hosted the Golden Globes last night so there is a great chance they just spend the entire show crawling further up Ricky's ass and defending him after that disastrous performance. Yep that's exactly what people were dying to see......Mel Gibson&his Snooki Tan.
1 FoetusCorruptus 2016-01-11
Stay on topic, you adorable little bundle of ADD
0 stinkskc 2016-01-11
It was dream jeanie
1 no1raniuk 2016-01-11
This.
2 TheFatMosque 2016-01-11
he did see Labyrinth back in the day and thought it was "trippy as fuck" though
2 drsteve103 2016-01-11
Haha no I'm just pointing out how absurd life is