I don't know about you guys but my life is pretty bitchin. I wake up in a cold sweat from my nightmares at around 10 AM, lay in bed trying to muster up the courage to look at myself in the mirror for about an hour, then I put on some Cocteau Twins and smoke discount cigarettes until it's nightmare time again.
R&F sub: That guys being a dick, which is pretty uncool, but he might be going through something or I might have just misinterpreted what he said, so I wont say anything.
O&A sub: That cunt has a different opinion to me! I hope his children drown! Fuck this, im doxxing his elderly mother and sending her a dead cat.
Thank god NY ditched that stupid jesus law a few years back. Nothing like hanging out in the corner store, waiting with a case of beer in hand at 7:55 am, still shit-faced from the night before. Then paying for it with a still semi-rolled up $20 with a suspicious white residue on it. Getting dirty looks from the old men just buying a cup of coffee and the sunday paper
I was unaware of the existence of these teenager-themed "social media" apps until I started following O&A. Middle aged simpletons and pedophiles, that's how I like my entertainment served up.
I work at a nonprofit that teaches poor kids to read. Even through a shit-ass blizzard, I was there every day last week. I have a $30k report due next week that only I can complete. This sub, and O&A, O&J, TACS, etc., don't affect my life in the the slightest.
Bennington, on the other hand... If Ron, Gail, Chris, Joe, Kashmir, or Vito dies I'm plunging my body off the nearest mountain.
That's funny, because I work at a nonprofit that teaches smart rich kids how to effectively make fun of the poor kids who can't read. It's through Skype, so I get to work from home.
Shit i think im doing ok, year old car, my own house, good job and decent savings. I know i know quit bragging, now if i could just get rid of this pesky sniffing oxy's on friday night thingy past me then life will be great. Or i OD that would be ok too.
Yea man, couple years ago i was in deep but sorted it out and turned it only casual after a long break. Its like my version of drinking on a friday night except im sniffing 30mgs and vegging on the couch.
I was like this before I discovered the show though. I would say my enjoyment of the old show is a direct result of how fucked up I am. I mean who would laugh at guys like Louie, Patrice, and Norton unless you were somewhat of a shitty person.
You see those posts because it's something worthwhile to post about you dumb faggot. Why would people who live boring ass lives with no real problems post about that shit?
Welcome to the low life scumbag convention. The only reason I come here now is to feel better about myself as a human. Knowing all you fucking zilches exist makes me happy.
Sarcasm detected, fellas. Looks like we've got ourselves a regular Gilbert Goofball on our hands because those don't look like the numbers of a cool person at all.
51 comments
40 Dagidugidai 2016-01-10
I don't know about you guys but my life is pretty bitchin. I wake up in a cold sweat from my nightmares at around 10 AM, lay in bed trying to muster up the courage to look at myself in the mirror for about an hour, then I put on some Cocteau Twins and smoke discount cigarettes until it's nightmare time again.
26 [deleted] 2016-01-10
You mean everyone doesn't spend every night getting blackout drunk alone while browsing this sub?
7 RaiderRush2112 2016-01-10
Don't be silly he's just kidding around
21 i_dont_give_a_care 2016-01-10
Do any of you fucking retards know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Jesus Christ.
10 HookerMouth82 2016-01-10
your a idiot
3 Nulltor 2016-01-10
Hey, dont I know you from that sub where everyone is nice?
2 HookerMouth82 2016-01-10
We're not nice so much as too lazy to be mean.
2 Nulltor 2016-01-10
There is a subtle difference between the two:
R&F sub: That guys being a dick, which is pretty uncool, but he might be going through something or I might have just misinterpreted what he said, so I wont say anything.
O&A sub: That cunt has a different opinion to me! I hope his children drown! Fuck this, im doxxing his elderly mother and sending her a dead cat.
2 NicNacAttack 2016-01-10
I get it! That's funny!
2 Opprobriousness 2016-01-10
No, there loosers.
1 jags85 2016-01-10
you are to
10 mrta66 2016-01-10
We're not all that bad. Im up bright and early waiting until 12:00 when they start selling booze on sunday
1 [deleted] 2016-01-10
same here man, fuck texas
worst part is i woke up at 5 after midnight and forgot i still had time to get beer
4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-10
jesus is actively making your states worse places to live in
1 carribbeanjimmy 2016-01-10
Thank god NY ditched that stupid jesus law a few years back. Nothing like hanging out in the corner store, waiting with a case of beer in hand at 7:55 am, still shit-faced from the night before. Then paying for it with a still semi-rolled up $20 with a suspicious white residue on it. Getting dirty looks from the old men just buying a cup of coffee and the sunday paper
9 Dennyislife 2016-01-10
I've got athletes foot and slightly poor vision. Woe is me.
4 I_Hate_Knickers_2 2016-01-10
Tsss...yeah maybe you should participate in the paralympics or sumpthin
7 HookerMouth82 2016-01-10
paralympics what are there two of em or sumpin?
9 antchya 2016-01-10
Oh stop romanticizing your pathetic lives. You're all just garden variety born losers.
4 TakeMeXenu 2016-01-10
And you're not?
7 Anarox 2016-01-10
Dysfunctional attracts dysfunctional. Comics are the most dysfunctional people around
3 axeheadroad 2016-01-10
Comedians can use addiction to their advantage, O&A subscribers not so much.
8 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-10
I'LL KILL YOU!!
2 aaron91325 2016-01-10
Make sure to 'scope it, bro!
3 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-10
I was unaware of the existence of these teenager-themed "social media" apps until I started following O&A. Middle aged simpletons and pedophiles, that's how I like my entertainment served up.
1 BatKnuckles 2016-01-10
Jokes on you pal I never paid for a subscription
6 mulatamongrol 2016-01-10
"in hospital"
Tip your Bowler to the Queen when you see her. Tell her I always thought Diana was a whiny cunt too. :)
3 Z-Tay 2016-01-10
No shit, he's probably in university right now on computer drinking out of an al-u-min-ium can, before heading to the loo.
Fucking limey.
2 carribbeanjimmy 2016-01-10
It's funny because that's all stuff they say!
5 opi3dope 2016-01-10
Depressed, alcoholic and going to fucking prison? ...thats Anthony.
3 DenseMan 2016-01-10
I work at a nonprofit that teaches poor kids to read. Even through a shit-ass blizzard, I was there every day last week. I have a $30k report due next week that only I can complete. This sub, and O&A, O&J, TACS, etc., don't affect my life in the the slightest.
Bennington, on the other hand... If Ron, Gail, Chris, Joe, Kashmir, or Vito dies I'm plunging my body off the nearest mountain.
9 NicNacAttack 2016-01-10
Tss why dont yuo plunge a toilet or sumthin u fat peesa shiit
9 HookerMouth82 2016-01-10
That's funny, because I work at a nonprofit that teaches smart rich kids how to effectively make fun of the poor kids who can't read. It's through Skype, so I get to work from home.
3 NashuaDan 2016-01-10
You say some weird shit to people.
1 Phillipmcd 2016-01-10
Like what?!?!?
2 Jake_91_420 2016-01-10
You just don't get it, man.
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1 LightBulbExpert 2016-01-10
*you're
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-01-10
I don't worry about you at all.
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1 Jimandthem 2016-01-10
Link?
1 scottgreenstein 2016-01-10
Shit i think im doing ok, year old car, my own house, good job and decent savings. I know i know quit bragging, now if i could just get rid of this pesky sniffing oxy's on friday night thingy past me then life will be great. Or i OD that would be ok too.
1 panasonictooth 2016-01-10
Only Friday nights? Nothing wrong with that.
1 scottgreenstein 2016-01-10
Yea man, couple years ago i was in deep but sorted it out and turned it only casual after a long break. Its like my version of drinking on a friday night except im sniffing 30mgs and vegging on the couch.
1 Z-Tay 2016-01-10
I was like this before I discovered the show though. I would say my enjoyment of the old show is a direct result of how fucked up I am. I mean who would laugh at guys like Louie, Patrice, and Norton unless you were somewhat of a shitty person.
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1 FoetusCorruptus 2016-01-10
http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d1/d12b29a084c245ff9f1b3b41f5c53512355cce6d508d14fab6fe68281309f5e9.jpg
0 Gregg_Hitler_Hughes 2016-01-10
You see those posts because it's something worthwhile to post about you dumb faggot. Why would people who live boring ass lives with no real problems post about that shit?
-4 RedditardLosers 2016-01-10
Welcome to the low life scumbag convention. The only reason I come here now is to feel better about myself as a human. Knowing all you fucking zilches exist makes me happy.
21 francis_goatman 2016-01-10
SAMCRO member spotted.
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1 NicNacAttack 2016-01-10
You seem cool. http://imgur.com/UfH6kJV
4 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-10
Sarcasm detected, fellas. Looks like we've got ourselves a regular Gilbert Goofball on our hands because those don't look like the numbers of a cool person at all.
1 NashuaDan 2016-01-10
Hi Brother Joe!
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1 FezFuckingWhatley 2016-01-10
Jump off a bridge