I'm honestly worried about you people.

3  2016-01-10 by [deleted]

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I don't know about you guys but my life is pretty bitchin. I wake up in a cold sweat from my nightmares at around 10 AM, lay in bed trying to muster up the courage to look at myself in the mirror for about an hour, then I put on some Cocteau Twins and smoke discount cigarettes until it's nightmare time again.

You mean everyone doesn't spend every night getting blackout drunk alone while browsing this sub?

Don't be silly he's just kidding around

Do any of you fucking retards know the difference between "your" and "you're"? Jesus Christ.

your a idiot

Hey, dont I know you from that sub where everyone is nice?

We're not nice so much as too lazy to be mean.

There is a subtle difference between the two:

R&F sub: That guys being a dick, which is pretty uncool, but he might be going through something or I might have just misinterpreted what he said, so I wont say anything.

O&A sub: That cunt has a different opinion to me! I hope his children drown! Fuck this, im doxxing his elderly mother and sending her a dead cat.

I get it! That's funny!

No, there loosers.

you are to

We're not all that bad. Im up bright and early waiting until 12:00 when they start selling booze on sunday

same here man, fuck texas

worst part is i woke up at 5 after midnight and forgot i still had time to get beer

jesus is actively making your states worse places to live in

Thank god NY ditched that stupid jesus law a few years back. Nothing like hanging out in the corner store, waiting with a case of beer in hand at 7:55 am, still shit-faced from the night before. Then paying for it with a still semi-rolled up $20 with a suspicious white residue on it. Getting dirty looks from the old men just buying a cup of coffee and the sunday paper

I've got athletes foot and slightly poor vision. Woe is me.

Tsss...yeah maybe you should participate in the paralympics or sumpthin

paralympics what are there two of em or sumpin?

Oh stop romanticizing your pathetic lives. You're all just garden variety born losers.

And you're not?

Dysfunctional attracts dysfunctional. Comics are the most dysfunctional people around

Comedians can use addiction to their advantage, O&A subscribers not so much.

I'LL KILL YOU!!

Make sure to 'scope it, bro!

I was unaware of the existence of these teenager-themed "social media" apps until I started following O&A. Middle aged simpletons and pedophiles, that's how I like my entertainment served up.

Jokes on you pal I never paid for a subscription

"in hospital"

Tip your Bowler to the Queen when you see her. Tell her I always thought Diana was a whiny cunt too. :)

No shit, he's probably in university right now on computer drinking out of an al-u-min-ium can, before heading to the loo.

Fucking limey.

It's funny because that's all stuff they say!

Depressed, alcoholic and going to fucking prison? ...thats Anthony.

I work at a nonprofit that teaches poor kids to read. Even through a shit-ass blizzard, I was there every day last week. I have a $30k report due next week that only I can complete. This sub, and O&A, O&J, TACS, etc., don't affect my life in the the slightest.

Bennington, on the other hand... If Ron, Gail, Chris, Joe, Kashmir, or Vito dies I'm plunging my body off the nearest mountain.

Tss why dont yuo plunge a toilet or sumthin u fat peesa shiit

That's funny, because I work at a nonprofit that teaches smart rich kids how to effectively make fun of the poor kids who can't read. It's through Skype, so I get to work from home.

You say some weird shit to people.

Like what?!?!?

You just don't get it, man.

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*you're

I don't worry about you at all.

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Link?

Shit i think im doing ok, year old car, my own house, good job and decent savings. I know i know quit bragging, now if i could just get rid of this pesky sniffing oxy's on friday night thingy past me then life will be great. Or i OD that would be ok too.

Only Friday nights? Nothing wrong with that.

Yea man, couple years ago i was in deep but sorted it out and turned it only casual after a long break. Its like my version of drinking on a friday night except im sniffing 30mgs and vegging on the couch.

I was like this before I discovered the show though. I would say my enjoyment of the old show is a direct result of how fucked up I am. I mean who would laugh at guys like Louie, Patrice, and Norton unless you were somewhat of a shitty person.

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You see those posts because it's something worthwhile to post about you dumb faggot. Why would people who live boring ass lives with no real problems post about that shit?

Welcome to the low life scumbag convention. The only reason I come here now is to feel better about myself as a human. Knowing all you fucking zilches exist makes me happy.

SAMCRO member spotted.

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You seem cool. http://imgur.com/UfH6kJV

Sarcasm detected, fellas. Looks like we've got ourselves a regular Gilbert Goofball on our hands because those don't look like the numbers of a cool person at all.

Hi Brother Joe!

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Jump off a bridge