I should've used the hours spent listening to the show to learn a foreign language.

68  2016-01-09 by Mick_Mickerson

77 comments

People are rewriting history and its getting out of control. Yes, Opie is comedic cancer and Ant is a race obsessed pedophile, but dont act like O&A w/ Jim Norton wasnt the greatest radio show of all time along with stern

The replay value alone is amazing, I still go through the movie discussion ones now and then, the Colin Vs Jimmy catalog could be the best of radio in all of time.

I love Colin vs Jimmy! Colin vs ANYONE was great. The vos collection is great too.

Also, literally ANYTHING Vos. Particularly his stories of him and little Jimothy Norton tag teaming the same girl back in the day.

I very much enjoyed the show. I just wish I used the time spent listening to become proficient in a foreign language.

Le cooters or sumptin

Oui oui or sumpthin

For what reason? Since when do you need to speak French to work the fryer basket at Arby's?

It's for personal travel and enrichment, not professional reasons

Visiting a brothel in Thailand?

Yes!

Ah, you should learn Thai then. So that way when you travel to Thailand to fuck lady-boys you will understand each other.

Boom boom and yum yum nigga.

you do know ona is for entertainment right

Yeah like Swahili, so when you are done blowing your boyfriend you would actually understand what he is screaming at you.

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I assume from the winky emote that you just offered to blow me. I'm down.

I'm down.

If you're already down,then start sucking,you eager beaver you.

We heard you the first time

Imagine how many ways you could have learned to say "tsss peckahs"

tsss schwanz

ein! ookan frankenfurter!

Tssssss verga

Schwänze! Verpiss dich, Schwanzlutscher!

تسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسسس زببه

tssss zbabah?

But he would have never known TO say peckas and tss. Woulda been a total waste

tsss tissemand

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How about Arabic, so you could fly into a skyscraper.

سقط هاتفك

سمعنااااااااااااااااك

And speak to Ant's North African relatives

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Lollllll

i feel the same way. i only listened on youtube because my life is really empty and i just wanted a consistent source of laughter or background noise. looking back, i regret it all.

How can you regret it all? You people are retarded. I listen to O&A 8-10 hours a day for about 3-4 years. But mostly from 2002-2012. Even though O&A 2016 is a horrible nightmare.

Still, O&A made me laugh whilst doing dog shit work for a long time, I dont regret it at all, you rejects.

because in that time i couldve learned french or anything else. nobody is impressed by a guy that spent god knows how many hours listening to a marginally entertaining radio show. that wasted time is something i can never get back and for what? to hear bob kelly or opie? wow, what a boon to my life.

You can say that about anything in life though. The time you spent on your phone.. the time you spent watching TV.. standing in line.. buying furniture.

So stop being such a boob.

I learned to code in Python, how to effectively play Europa Universalis, drew lots of pics, and trained my min pin while listening to OnA for three straight years daily.

i didnt ask.

well i didn't ask you either, buddy! sheesh!

min pin

Okay faggot, whats next?

I named him Colin.

Nobody would be impressed by you learning french either. I understand you are having some kind of existential crisis but i promise you that O&A has nothing to do with it.

No regrets.

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More like a loser. I'd be a douchebag only if I liked TACS enough to keep subscribing to it.

Do you actively sit there and stare at your speakers like it is the 50's? I have the show going at work, it's not really wasting time.

He had his O&A secret decoder ring ready to go.

B-E S-U-R-E T-O- D-R-I-N-K Y-O-U-R _______

PECKAHJUICE

I kinda learned pig latin through Anthony over the years.

A second language is useless if your first one is English.

Thread killer ^

Practicality isn't the only reason to learn other languages.

Literally anything would have been more productive

but you did learn a language; white trash

Actually,listening to the show and esp the fan made compilations made me a more productive since I could do mundane chores or work related stuff for 2-3 hours a day without feeling exhausted afterwards. The nopie shows were in my survival cache and I've used them all last year,dammit faggot shit cunt why does everything that I like go away, O&A,Patrice,white privilege etc

Oui

To be fair, alone on a Saturday night, I am now remembering why I didn't bother learning another language. Listening to the "Guy's Guide to being a man's man segment" now

The fuck, did you steal my name?

Shouldn't it be Jim Norton asking that question?

No....you jacked my shiz brah

Oddly enough when I started to get bored of O&A I did decided to learn another language. Thanks to the decline of the show I now can speak 3 different languages.

It's not too late to call and order Rosetta Stone NOW!

Nein

Tsss...yeah why not ten or sumpthin

What happened to your first account?

Even the mods didn't like him

What makes you so sure I'm a him?

good point, you do talk a lot

That's not the only thing I do with my mouth.

;)

I also eat a lot.

It's still active but I was banned for reasons unknown...

or anything else, also

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I regret nothing

Shoulda cpulda woulda

You already know English. The best one. What more do you want?

And if you ever go overseas just repeat yourself slower and louder, they'll understand eventually. After all, they are foreigners.

You should've used the time spent planning your own suicide.

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Ooooohh u showed him

You know, you can still do things while listening to shit.

Boom boom and yum yum nigga.

because in that time i couldve learned french or anything else. nobody is impressed by a guy that spent god knows how many hours listening to a marginally entertaining radio show. that wasted time is something i can never get back and for what? to hear bob kelly or opie? wow, what a boon to my life.

سمعنااااااااااااااااك

No....you jacked my shiz brah