Opie & Anthony Always Lose in the end.

0  2016-01-09 by [deleted]

/u/anthonycumiashow - a racist guinea long island trash pedophile charged with domestic violence surrounded by freaks, leechers and hanger-ons.

Opie -A big-titted balding retard with exactly zero friends in his life.

/u/jimnorton - A middling comic who's seen every single one of his friends zoom past him over the past 10 years- his former opener is now the biggest female comedy star in America and he got cut out of her movie.

/u/notsamwastaken -A mulatto afro'd caveman who's been slaving at a shitty company for ten years doing grunt work being thanked by having his show moved to 9pm.

/u/dannyfromtheshow - A bald alchoholic college dropout jew who's been fired from every job he's worked at over the past few years for being the most unlikable cunt on the planet who now has to tend bar to make ends meet and beg for money on a subreddit full of people who hate him

Roland - a fat closet case who is going to die of a heart attack in 5 years.

Every good comic has either moved past the show or died.

Who would've thought it'd end in such an underwhelming fashion?

Your mom's box.

11 comments

Well, it's a pretty good summary, at least.

You spelled "college" wrong.

whoopsy daisy!

shit post of 2016 early contender, congratulations!

You know I'm right.

I guess, every guy you just mentioned (minus fat fuck Roland) put out the best radio around at one point, so I tend to think of them in that context.

it's radio. it's not the 1920s, who gives a shit about radio? losers, i guess.

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erock comment...

Jimmy's is actually /u/therealjimnorton

Opie sucks the most though

"A middling comic who's seen every single one of his friends zoom past him over the past 10 years"

Well....Jim is a headliner, and despite his lacklustre specials which I really wish were better (holy fuck enough of the topical stuff, who wants to hear "Jerry Sandusky!" as a punchline in 2016?) realistically he's probably doing better than Vos, Bobby Kelly, Derosa, etc. and half of his peers from Tough Crowd.

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