It's his only chance at redemption.

And can I just say, that fucking rotating sidebar pic of that smiling Fat Stangel's face on that morbidly obese woman is so perfect. And Jimmy the AIDS-y Puerto Rican Lady-Boy in the background...anyone know who did that? He should take a bow. It's a fucking great pic.

The 80s pic of ant and op as a couple makes me smile everytime. And the Romo pic and clip when jim showed it is gold

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I'm on mobile so I can't see the sidebar pics but I just started laughing my ass off thinking of the Romo pic.

That Romo pic is another top pic. Funny fuckers around here.

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Fuck trying it... just do it for appearence sake. Ant doesnt strike me as a flakey weak willed type. If he wanted to stop drinking all he would need is keith to nag him occasionally. Plus i think cutting back would be enough Edit:: downvote this dumb shit. On further reflection Ants daddy issues need straightening out.

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K good point. I retract and go fuck myself

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Now that i thought about it a bit... his current problems could be helped by sorting out Ants relationship with his dads ghost that lives in his mind. Its telling his only good cry in decades was when his dad died

And the benefits of giving up everything that makes you happy to be back in the public eye are what exactly? Getting back in the good graces of a bunch of disloyal, backstabbing little shits? Maybe he'll get a voice acting credit on burrs shitty cartoon or a walk on part on Amy's next movie.

At the very least, he should listen to Ron Bennington's advice and watch "There Will Be Blood". Anthony's life is playing out just like Daniel Plainview's and will ultimately end with him beating Opie to death with a bowling pin if he doesn't straighten his shit out.

"…I'm finished…"

Anthony: "I don't want to talk about those things. I see the worst in people. I don't need to look past seeing them to get all I need. I've built my hatreds up over the years, little by little, Jimmy... to have you here gives me a second breath. I can't keep doing this on my own with these... people."

"I think the blood of lamb from Bobo's tract."

He should just move on to weed

That would make TACS more boring than it already is

He should also look into chemical castration. That's the only way he's going to turn this all around.

Its very similar to people who do horrendous shit like rape and kill kids, then "find jesus" and they instantly get an army of christian fundamentalists advocating for leniency and forgiveness

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Rehab is a miracle. Before rehab you had to get pregnant to have everybody in your life forgive your awful misdeeds. Now a month of boredom, and BAM! Forgiven.

Judges take rehab into consideration. It would be in his best interest, but it won't happen.

That's a good PR move if nothing else.

For real. Give up the booze.

I heard he said no, no, no.

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A good rehabbing solves everything.

"It was like a morality carwash. It did for Wiseguys what Lourdes did for cripples"

We get it, he drinks a lot. However, I don't blame the Danny fiasco on alcohol, I blame it on him dating immature money-grubbing whores. I don't blame his borderline-pedophilia on booze either.

The Twitter-rant has no direct evidence of being alcohol related, but we all know he was probably drunk at the time (during the Twitter rant at least).

So if I'm understanding this correctly, you've got booze down as a veritable saint in these situations.

It's all linked, and nobody drinks that much without there being a problem. You can't really say it's not the booze because with Anthony, it's never not involved. Then again, sober Anthony might be 10x worse.

I think he needs therapy more than rehab, but drying out for a bit would be a wonderful idea and a great start.

I couldn't agree more.

Back when he had an "age-appropriate" girlfriend none of this was happening. He wasn't a Long Island recluse. He wasn't doing racist rants on Twitter. He wasn't getting catfished. He wasn't getting mixed up with money-grubbing parasites.

Things would be going better for him if he'd just get shitfaced with a girlfriend that he trusts, and stay the fuck off Twitter.

Ya it was kind of annoying to hear Jim blame the booze solely for the situation. I don't know Ant personally but it doesn't seem that booze has directly affected his life negatively in any way. Yes, he is a scumbag but I don't blame booze for that. When he got fired for the racial tirade I don't believe he was drunk when that happened. Booze was part of this problem with this Dani Golawsuit thing but it's more the fact that he is 55 and letting these dumb young cunts mess with his head.

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I was listening to some old Clip of O&A where Anthony was on a break from alcohol. He just said that in his life he's never taken a break from drinking & was giving that a try.

So he can stop drinking if he wanted too. That's all he has to do. I don't think he needs rehab or AA. Just don't drink for a few months.

It would do ant some good. He's got problems, but I don't think there has been amy signs that desire for young teenage flesh can be rehabilitated.

Desire...no. Preference... probably. Its not just that the young are more nubile... he is trying to fill a void. Edit:: haha... fill a void...

I think the only thing that can redeem him is if he joins the military and dies in battle.

"It was like a morality carwash. It did for Wiseguys what Lourdes did for cripples"