BREAKING: Anthony has been uninvited to the Patrice Benefit

156  2016-01-07 by JimmysLostFat

Just announced on today's TACS

549 comments

Opie is laughing somewhere, tits akimbo.

Remember how he said he still needed to figure out whether he was going to the Patrice benefit? I think he just did.

This is what immediately came to mind when I read the title of this thread. Jimmy: "So you're not coming to the Patrice Benefit?" Opie: "I'm figuring shit out that's all." Althought I don't really see him as cunning as he would need to be but maybe he knew from someone else this was about to all blow up.

"tits akimbo" might be the most wonderful thing I've ever read. that feeling when you know you just said something unique.

can you explain for my friend who doesn't get it?

We're just not close enough for me to share that with you

no...nnnnnnot yet........

talkin bout jacob...

bustin backs out the whole night long...

my name is jacob and i'm here to say...

and that sweet sweet...

I just laughed out loud from that, I hardly ever laugh from things online. Congrats /u/arbgeist, you're fuckin brilliant.

Just need to point out that joke is not his own, it is a reference to some Scottish comedian who did O&A once. Forget his name, but hilarious guy and loved Patrice. Told a story about some whore, "So I walk in the hotel and there she is laying on the bed, legs Akimbo"

It's a common phrase. I didn't invent it. It's still funny. Move on. WE HEARD YOU!

I never accused you of anything, simply educated other fans who'd never heard it. Be more defensive please sweety.

When you know you just said something unique

That line is directly from an O&A show, some scottisch comic who was on with Patrice said "Legs Akimbo" when referring to some whore. His name escapes me.

You say odd shit to people

Brother Joe is such a fag they uninvited Anthony

Sons of Anarchy members aren't welcome at the benefit and Ant is just Guilty By Association.

9ers only

No colors.

Patricki would never have been this petty. He would have embraced Anthony as his friend & say fuck everyone else.

This is not an honor to Patrice's memory. Whoever made this decision does not know what Patrice was about.

Its not what Patrice was about that the people putting this on care about. Its wringing every last drop of cash out of Patrice

While Anthony is a fucking moron right now, Patrice loved being on the radio with him. Of Tits and Anthony, 100% of the entertainment came from Anthony and Patrice interacting. Patrice loved the guy, racism and all.

Unproven charges from some fucking junkie whore should not get him excluded from this. But at least Tits won't have to be in the same room as him now.

This is proven by the fact the people creating his documentary are all women. It's really a disservice to Patrice they way the are milking his name and philosophies for every dime. I will be at the event this year but this is the last time I'll be giving Von and Patrice's Mother money so they can sit on their asses and milk his legacy. PS fuck Patrice's piece of shit mother from stealing Patrice's house when he stated numerous times he was leaving it to VON AND HER DAUGHTER if he died. The fact that her and his piece of shit sister who he hated snatched it up from her and refused to let her in to get her and her daughters belongings is unforgivable.

I don't wanna say anything about an old lady I've never met but, everybody who has any connection to this situation says the same thing. It's pretty obvious where Patrice's "hatred of women" came from.

I dunno. I recall him expressing pretty unmitigated love for his mother on several occasions, especially when she tried to protect him during the whole rape allegation thing when he was a teenager.

I remember when they were talking about what they'd do if they won the lotto one of the first things Patrice said he'd do was to get his mommy a nice house.

he said himself first, his career second, his mother, and then everyone else.

The fuck are you talking about? Patrice was constantly saying "nice" things about his mom (in his way).

He did, I really shouldn't speak on shit I don't know anything about but I also remember him bitching about driving him around etc.

ehhhhhh i'm gonna pin it more on being fat and unfuckable, along with the rape charges that he said he was innocent of.

I didn't know all that happened. WTF.

Damn, when did this happen?

After Patrice died. Vol alluded to it on O&A simply saying she has not problem with his mom and that she just wished she could get her and her daughters stuff back. When he died it was a mad dash by his family to steal all his shit.

Wonder who got that glorious bag of glass dildos.

Norton.

I'd never heard that before. If it's true, fuck the old cunt and her diabetes inducing vagina.

can you expand on her taking the house and not letting Von get her shit? never heard this part. not that I give a fuck, but would be interesting.

It's fucking ridiculous that the event is going to happen anyway. This is what, the 3rd year??? Do they really plan on making this horse shit event an annual thing? There's no way in hell Patrice would have approved of any of this .

4th year.

Yeah, I've had it with this thing. Get a job already. Enough.

You realize its not government funded right? Nobody's forced to go to these things.

That's not the point I was making, but yes. Yes I do.

How do you know what Patrice would approve of?

I love that so many people know the thoughts of a man who died 5 years ago who they didn't know personally.

Exactly.

*hello, exactly

Nothing draws a liberal faggot's attention like the whiff of getting to call out a racist, regardless if they're racist or they use facts that make liberal faggots like you cry.

Are you really this fucking stupid? Going by your fucking idiotic posts I've seen here, I'll hazard to guess that you are.

You think I'm a liberal you dumb cock? What, because I said AntH is a racist? He is you fucking cunt. I don't give a shit either, I agree with most of his racial shit and I'm probably even more racist than he is.

But you are so desperate to try and call someone else a liberal that you just assume I'm one because I am honest and say he is racist. You are a fucking idiot.

Edit....you are another -100 account. Huge surprise there.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

If you think Anthony was remotely as close of a friend to Patrice than Bill, or literally any of the other comics performing that night, you are living in a fantasy land.

I seem to recall that the last time Bill and Patrice were both in studio together they had a pretty serious argument, and they were never on the show together again. There may have been one time Bill called in while Patrice was there, but they didn't interact with each other. It just seemed like they weren't really speaking to each other towards the end.

These fucking rubes think everything they hear on the radio is exactly how it is when the mics are off.

How do YOU know? Really, you heard Patrice endlessly mention "Godfrey?"

Here's a video of Godfrey at Patrice's barbecue. I don't think Anthony would do well in this environment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JExcxq-lT48

Patrice would absolutely have him there. Especially since Patrice came out and said that he was falsely accused of rape and spent like 6 months in prison because of it. There is absolutely no way he wouldn't support Anthony if he were alive today.

Patrice was always very much against hitting women though. So he'd probably shake his head at Anthony like wtf bruh?

I would say precisely that.

Me too.

that's what bugs me the most

I am guessing a lot of the crowd are black. I suspect a lot of them hate Anthony. Its for ants own good

I've been to three of them. You guessed wrong.

I've been to three and the majority of the fans 90% are white O&A fans.

Sounds like one of Dante's circles of hell

You're dumb.

Anthony is fucking retarded for going near Vinnie Brand's daughter in the first place . Just so fucking stupid. She's an unattractive girl with mental/emotional problems who just happens to be the daughter of one of the most beloved club owners in the NY/NJ comedy scene. How did Ant think this wasn't going to blow up in his face in the worst possible way?

Seriously. "Don't shit where you eat."

The lifeblood of these shows are the comics, and he couldn't resist fucking the daughter of a club owner.

It never occurred to him that she was trying to piss off Daddy?

"Don't you even fucking think about it!"

Vinnie Brand to Anthony Cumia with Dani in the room, 2008 I believe.

Back when I was in college I dated a couple girls that were hellbent on pissing off Daddy. God only knows why.

I'm sooooo glad nothing happened to me. I had unprotected sex with one of them (exactly once) and if things had taken a wrong turn, I could've ended up paying for that my whole life.

But it's incomprehensible that I'd be dealing with someone like that in my 40s or 50s; I haven't dated nut cases like that since I was in my 20s.

Dating crazy girls with daddy issues is supposed to be something you do in high school or college!

He couldn't stop himself. He had his eyes on her since she was in pampers.

Haha that's true

Plus, she had kind of a little sister relationship with Jimmy. Just a little dash of extra creepiness.

Hey we've all seen him and Dawn look into each other's souls when singing karaoke, maybe that's his kink

one of the most beloved club owners in the NY/NJ comedy scene.

Is Vinnie going to the show?

While in the act of passionate lovemaking, Dani must have closely resembled E.T. when he was getting zapped by those defibrillators. How could Ant resist?!

Vinnie Brand is the owner of a comedy club - he's not Vito Corleone.

The way the uninviting is being explained is that "some comedians weren't comfortable with Anthony being there."

It isn't Vinnie being uncomfortable - it's the comedians. Like they have to kiss his ring.

A bunch of morally bankrupt people, who have had their own legal troubles and who are performing for the memory of a convicted criminal, won't feel comfortable around Anthony.

This reeks of the comics being self important assholes.

You ever think that some of these comics are very close to Vinny and have known Dani since she was barely walking?

It shouldn't matter - right now, Anthony is innocent.

These comics know just as much as we do. For all we know, Dani is lying or partly guilty. We all saw her video - she was clearly under the influence of something.

Demanding Anthony be uninvited without any proof of the allegations is disgusting.

Again, this isn't the court of law. People are entitled to their personal opinions, and eight now Anthony comes across as a creepy drunk, racist, that hits women.

Anthony comes across as a creepy drunk, racist, that hits women

It's as if people don't understand how someone's reputation can proceed them.

This might be true if the incident had happened years ago and most of them had forgotten about it. Nobody really wants to be around a guy who just got arrested for strangulation last week. It would be a huge distraction and piss off every woman there. It doesn't matter if he is guilty or not, it's just not the best time to be socializing with people that know the alleged victim and her family.

Ant just said that Burr said there are comics that don't want him there.

It was Jim Norton, he doesn't want Ant there

Yeah it was weird how Jimmy said he hadn't talked to Ant since the incident and emphasized how close he was to Vinnie Brand and Dani. He didn't talk shit but he was definitely less defensive of Ant than usual.

If someone you knew for over 20 years had a daughter who you watched grow up her entire life, you'd be concerned about any man she accussed of beating her. Even if it were one of your own friends.

Anthony really fucked up on this one. Vinnie is a comic, Anthony is not. The comedians will not go to bat for Ant on this one. This is the consequence of being a creepy old man who dates your friends daughter, he let his dick lead him into being a completely scumbag friend, he has broken guy code and has been excummonicated by them.

If Vinny Brand told Jimmy he believed Dani, then that means Jimmy believes Dani. Even if she's lying. Because that's what a real friend does.

This needs to be fucking tattooed on all the foreheads of everybody who keeps whining that Jimmy isn't doing more to stick up for Ant. Fucking children.

[deleted]

Yeah I didn't mean to imply Jimmy's being a dick at all. He's not going to completely shit on Ant, but I could see him saying to Burr "You know it might be a little uncomfortable..." It's interesting that Ant got the news directly from Burr, you'd think Jimmy would tell him first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTUtzGlTNYU

Listen to how Jimmy talks to and about Dani in that clip. Then imagine that girl being fucked by Jimmy's friend. Then imagine that girl coming to Jimmy and saying his friend beat her up.

It's easy to see why he wouldn't be happy with Anthony right now.

You can hear Ant's precum shorting out the mic.

Boy he really messed up on this one huh? Work-related, friend-related, specifically told not to even think about it, plus she's 10 years older than what he usually goes for.

@ 9:40
Louis CK : This is a funny energy. Everybody is being so nice.
Jim Norton : You have to be. We're very rarely (nice). We're pigs with everybody.
Louis CK : I know that the thing about it. It's like, Jim is being nice. And what hanging in the air is that everybody want to fuck her tits into oblivion.
ALL : Uncontrollable laughter.
Anthony: Oh ho ho. Oh-o-fuck. Oh Lou!
Louis CK : I'm sorry.
Anthony : Wow Lou.
Opie : I guess Lou doesn't need the Stress Factory.
Louis CK : I'm doing a theater down the street from there tonight. So, fuck him. I don't need the Stress Factory. Sorry. It's the Opie & Anthony Show. What can I do?

Ant probably looked at Dani when she was 10 and said to himself, "She's turning out nice, will be hot as fuck when she gets legal. Gonna fuck her."

He was wrong on the hot bit but boy did they fuck each other

I agree with you 100%. It would be retarded for any of the comedians to defend ant on this given all circumstances. Ant has fucked himself. I wonder if comedians will even do shows that are on the TACS network

If he was smart he would re-brand (lol) the network to something without his name in it.

This, what the fuck was Ant doing dating his friends daughter?

Vinnie is a comic

He is literally only a comic in his own club and nowhere else. But Jimmy has known him longer and is probably disturbed by everything that is going on.

He may only be a comic in his own club but he has the respect of most high profile comics and has given a lot of up and comers a chance. He is way more valued in the comedy community than Ant is.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

He is literally only a comic in his own club and nowhere else.

He does shows at other spots too sometimes.

Come on. Calling him a comic when he's primarily a club owner is silly.

I know he makes more money owning the club, but the guy has played Foxwoods and AC before. He must also do the rounds in NYC or else those guys wouldn't be that close with him.

He's a club owner with a hobby as a comic. It's something that is joked about.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Vinnie isn't a comic. He owns a comedy club and introduces comics and isn't funny while doing so.

he has broken guy code

Hahaha why is everyone on this sub such a beta faggot

The Alpha thing to do would be invite Ant to the roast, and proceed to let Godfrey and Greer beat the fuck outta him for fucking and beating their friends daughter. Nobody wants that, well almost nobody.

He was probably creeped out by the whole thing. On top of that if he pisses of Vinnie he could probably get banned from a lot of clubs or at least they might stop hiring him.

Jimmy needs all the resources he can get right now. He's put himself out there enough for Ant and Opie.

Not creeped out, nothing creeps Jimmy out. Personally affected is what he is. He saw someone he cared about treated like a whore and sent to the decompression chamber, and he's upset by it, almost like a normal person.

treated like a whore and sent to the decompression chamber

What does that even mean?

That's what he calls his NYC apartment. When a girl starts to get clingy and crazy, he sends them to live there so he can start grooming his next victim at his house without her getting in the way.

haha! thanks

Vinnie owns one club. Jimmy is way more known than Vinnie will ever be - what makes you think that any (other) club anywhere would ban Jimmy?

But Anthony didn't call Jimmy. If he had, and protested his innocence I'm sure Jimmy would have reacted differently. Just like with this time last year when Ant admittedly couldn't bring himself to call Burr.

that was such a weird moment when he admitted that. not that there was a lot of respect to lose, but I lost the rest of it there. such a fucking bitch shit move. and I presume it was literally 100% because Bill's wife is black, and Anthony would feel the need to explain himself, even though Bill would never ask him to.

It's a little different in this case: Anthony can't tell Jimmy what happened, the same way he can't tell anyone. Jimmy even said that he didn't bother asking because he knew Anthony couldn't tell him.

Source?

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

To that I say, it takes one to know one

Ketchup?

What RockCoat said is a big part of it. But you also have to consider that Jimmy just hasn't heard Ant's side of it at all. It's hard to really go to bat for someone when you haven't heard their case, even if they're being legally kept from telling you.

Ant is NOT legally prevented from talking privately to Jimmy or any of his friends about the case.

No, he's not legally prohibited from doing that, but his lawyer is almost certainly advising him not to. Anyone he talks to about it could potentially be called as a witness if it somehow got out that they'd spoken.

Sure the lawyer would advise that. It's totally safer for Ant. I guess if it somehow falls under the hearsay exception rules for NY it could be a liability.

But there is no legal prevention.

Look, Jimmy, I promise next negotiation you're going to be taken care of.

[deleted]

oh god i hope they do that to the two jews in studio also, but I think those ovens haven't been in operation for years

Jew jokes aside, their dev. deal is going through. They are out come pilot season.

agreed, Jimmy sounded like he knew Vinnie back in the day, aka first guy to give him a shot type thing, even though Ant's a friend, thats sort of a business friend who you were working with, Vinnie on the other (from what he's said) used to let him sleep over, gave him tips/first shot and get on stage

ive got a feeling Vinnie told our ol' tranny lover that the bitch really got strangled by long island's finest

and personally i wouldnt be surprised, i've always said Ant is a piece of shit, but i respect him because he doesnt hide he's filth, Opie does on the other hand

It would be hilarious if vinny came out to say his daughter is a lying crazy cunt

Speculum speculum

i think its more likely vinnie put the word out there and everyone is just respectfully playing along, because he's vinnie. if jimmy had a major problem with ant he wouldnt have been so on the fence on the show.

Comics named Nia Burr

My money is on that one.

got i really dislike her, if she was somewhat attractive some of the bullshit would be acceptable and i can forgive her shitty point of view of life, as its from one of privilege, but it looks like someone painted ms.potatoe black and gave it a human body, i seriously couldnt believe ol'billy boy was banging that when i saw the picture, i remember asking if it was a photoshop

They are: performances by Dave Attell, Greer Barnes, Bill Burr, Rachel Feinstein, Godfrey, Artie Lange, Russ Meneve, Jim Norton & Rich Vos.

Greer Barnes. Let me tell you something about Greer Barnes. I can't follow that dude.

Good luck

You know, it's funny, they say nobody can.

Greer Barnes is a great comic but an asshole. I'm basically a liberal in a lot of ways, but this dude is so anti white, and Obama is God and a good cop is a dead one type dude, which I wouldn't mind but he's constant with it over and over like we get it

Sounds like he should be doing a show with Ant.

[deleted]

The only A-lister is Bill Burr

You forgot about Vos.

he didn't say a-lisper

BEANSH

I'm sick of Burr and his dumb cunt wife

[deleted]

[deleted]

Wonder if Louis is going. You know, the guy who allegedly jacked off in front of those cunts Garfunkel and Oates?

In Louie's defense, I'd jack off on those bitches, too. Especially the ugly one with the alien eyes.

Sad but it's Ant's lifestyle and he fucked it up. I like ant but when you drink everyday, say anything you want and date insane 19 year olds, you'll get the consequences. This has all gone to shit for Ant.

[deleted]

Thanks Serch

[deleted]

Raised by his parents, but later he grew up in the streets

Hymen and Ethyl Serchenstein threw him out of their Kew Gardens home at a young age.

Serch is actually a phenomenal artist and producer. Member of the legendary 3rd Bass and launched the career of Nas. Did a lot for hip hop, but I'll admit he was a fucking horrible talk show host.

I didn't know he was in Main Source.

He spit some verses. Pete Nice, too.

Also, when he was exasperated made a face of some kind or another.

mind
b
l
o
w
n

Dani is 27. Two years older than Lynsi was when Opie married her. IHis issue is obviously he makes very poor decisions when he drinks and he seems to let too many random people into his life.

Lynsi had already been to fourteen continents with Bam Margera and gangbanged the entire Jackass crew by that time though. She was a grown, depleted woman when milkytits got to her swollen punished gash.

there aren't that many continents tho

There's 7 right? I was arguing with a guy from work a while ago who thinks there's only 5.

Antarctica and Africa don't count, cause no humans live there.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

this is why she doesn't love you

He needs to take a break for six months and go completely off the grid and get his shit together.

Would be kind of hard with the whole network he runs and all..

his brother and Gavin could run it together in his absence

Yeah. Joe would be a pretty good replacement for Anthony.

I could just see Gavin running the network if Ant to an extended period of time off. I have my theories on Gavin.

you think he's a snake in the grass?

Good possibility. His devotion to Ant seems a little forced/phony at times. Gavin strikes me as an opportunist who may have been planning that crazy girls would be the demise of Ant. Gavin wasn't popular enough for people to pay for him before he came to TACS Network. Ants following was big enough for Gavin to get more listens.

Ive got a suspicion that Gavin's paying for that NYC studio.

Interesting. Never thought of that.

How so? I'm sure he doesn't do anything besides have his name on it. It's not like ant is the guy uploading it and managing shit. Even if he is that behind the scenes shit.

Umm. The Anthony Cumia Show stars Anthony Cumia.

What part of dropping of the map makes you think he would keep doing his podcast?

I'm saying he wouldn't drop off the map because of all the people that currently rely on him you dolt.

"All ya need is a salad bowl...some potato masha's....get ya shit togetha, gnyuuhh! (John Travolta laugh)"

THAT'S IT, WE'RE GOIN' OOOOOOOOOOOFF THE GRID!

Actually this situation is doing a service by reveling who the guy's real friends and fans are and who are the users, coattail riders, and the backstabbers. While i personally wouldn't care, and would have approved of, Ant smashing that cunts skull in, i really hope he goes free and clear so he can tell all of them to rot in shit afterwards.

How did he find out?

That must be an epic blow to the ego, to be uninvited from something.

Bill Burr told him.

I hope he called him to tell at least

If it turns out dani was lying (entirely possible) burr is gonna look like a silly goose

Yeah but by then Ant will have drunkenly run over several children.

run over

I think you mis-spelled "fucked".

Yeah it will really be a huge blow when all 15 people who care about this find out the alleged woman beating d-list celebrity he uninvited to a benefit was innocent the whole time. How will he ever recover?

You're right I'm an ass

If she was it doesn't change the fact that he has an ongoing case against him at this moment. Burr is doing what is best for the event, just like you would expect someone to do who is in a position of responsibility.

the samcro will have anthonys back

Not to the only person who matters - his owner/manager/career advisor/creative director - Nia.

Meh, not really. Burr would still invite him, he was just the messenger. Bill Burr has a whole routine about when it's ok to hit a woman. He's not for it, but he doesn't just completely hate anyone who gets accused of mistreating a chick.

That was Burr before marriage, different Burr

Could be. I haven't listened to his podcast much since he got married. But he did seem to go against most of the shit he said when he got married.... At least he's not banging underage girls and being so racist he got kicked off satellite radio.

Not really.

Yeah something is up with her. Take a look at Anthony's charges. A broken hand and a broken or bruised rib would have been 2 counts of battery which aren't there. The highest charge is the strangulation which others have pointed out is now so broadly defined that temporarily covering her mouth to quiet her counts.

Did you work that out at the crime lab, Colombo?

it was murrrrdah.

Jimcy!

He said Bill Burr told him he was not welcome.

Motto of the Boston Irish: "Don't get mad, get even."

The motto of Boston Irish is "look, a spook, let's get him!"

well good, I'm afraid of ghosts myself

Did somebody say...

GHOSTSSSSSSS?

Im from boston. My grandpa and his buddies used jig mostly

As am i, mine uses crow

Shine is the preferred nomenclature in Chicago.

Good point, that's when they do get mad.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[deleted]

I have never disliked a person I do not know more than I do this craterfaced dog and I am just happy his stupidity and penchant for self destruction makes it so I dont have to do anything but just sit back and enjoy his self engineered demise and descent to obscrurity.

Bill Burr has always been a self righteous cunt. This doesn't surprise me. Why doesn't he go cocoa butter his wife's man hands and fuck off.

Will this in any way affect the attendance at the benefit? Or cause a bunch of comedians to get heckled off the stage by Anthony loyalists? Or does love of Patrice transcend it all?

And Burr never liked Anthony anyway, especially when he started dating the darkie so it didn't break him up to uninvite Anthony.

Disappointing. This specifically; and what pretty much everything surrounding what was once the Opie & Anthony Show has become.

I could never have imagined what an utter dumpster fire this thing would turn into. I'm entertained in different ways now than I used to be.

I honestly think sometimes this might all be an elaborate bit, its way too perfect.

It's not really weird that a bunch of reasonable humans don't want a racist, unhinged, alcoholic, pedophile woman-beater to bring unwanted publicity to their dead friend's benefit.

in what world has bill burr suddenly become the voice of reason?

What a retarded question.

it wasn't a question, it was a joke centered around him always being the one spouting off conspiracy theories and prepper nonsense.

he had a show called uninformed for god's sake you fool.

You'll be pretty surprised when you find out what ending a sentence with this "?" symbol means!

just take the hit truthie!

Haha, fawwwwk

From Ant, hopefully.

I love ant, but he really is a piece of human shit

You forgot "alleged"

It's not really weird that a bunch of reasonable humans don't want a racist, unhinged, alcoholic pedophile and alleged woman-beating octaroon to bring unwanted publicity to their dead friend's benefit.

Happy?

[deleted]

I certainly didn't.

but they have no problem attending, and performing at a deceased man's benefit when he himself was CONVICTED and did time for sexual assault. Yep, makes perfect sense.

At 16, not at 56. Anthony is a fucking weirdo, borderline pedo, and you can't blame Patrices family (non-comics, people who loved patrice as a person apart of their lives, not just an entertainment figure) for being unable to figure out all these blurred lines in showbusiness.

[deleted]

Every single person attending this benefit is a fucked up degenerate.

Just not as fucked up or degenerate as Ant.

Not even close. He lives at a "compound" which is more or less his own sovreign nation. Anthony has been allowed to push his limits much farther than your average, or even advanced degenerate. He is his own breed.

The vatican of his crapulence.

Artie took a swing at a cop and ran from the police high on coke.

And attempted murder, TWICE. (Himself, but still)

Good.

That was a bum rap, see?

They are setting the pace for establishing a new low every month.

And I love it.

I am simultaneously manically depressed and intensely aroused by the delicious maelstrom of flaming human feces that was once called The Opie & Anthony Show.

"Maelstrom of flaming human feces." Love it.

Man that sucks. I feel bad for him but honestly am not surprised by this massive shit storm he's brought onto himself. It's entertaining as hell from an outsiders perspective, but fuck he must be just losing his mind from anxiety and stress

maybe it'll occur to him that sometimes, he may not be in the right

lol ur silly

i'm being serus, maybe all this misfortune will cause him to calmly sit down and self-introspect on how he got here, sparking an epiphany and he'll go all My Name is Earl and go find Stalker Patty and buy her a condo and stuff

odds are he will just get more drunk and more angry and begin ranting against those that have wronged him.

then in a year or two the comics and ant will forget about it, until something new happens.

Stalker Patti works at the Starbucks by my house. There is truly and honestly something not right with her.

That, plus drinking all night with mentally unstable young women = guaranteed problems at some point.

[deleted]

Pocket full of Xanax should help with that.

It's great to have you back Doug

i love ant, but he's an arrogant prick who got what was coming to him. i hope he figures out his shit.

What anxiety and stress? He is the Jacuzzi King of Trash Island. The only stress he has is from Bobo dripping pre on his floor.

I thought this was going to put him over the edge. I know he brought this all on himself, but I really do feel bad for the guy. Also, he was saying a lot of the comic who had a problem with him going to benefit could be doing so to save face with Opie.

Also, he was saying a lot of the comic who had a problem with him going to benefit could be doing so to save face with Opie.

Did he really say that? That would be one of the most self-delusional and unaware thoughts I have ever heard someone utter into words.

He 100% did say that. He wasn't saying it as fact though, he just thought it was possible.

[deleted]

Its the niggers, Jerry!

lolll

This just in, its Opies fault and also the blacks.

[deleted]

Oh gee, the family and loved ones of a "fight the power" attitude black man doesn't want somebody who has periscope video of themselves saying "WHO DO YOU THINK I AM A FUCKING NIGGER?" to be at the benefit of his memory.

How unreasonable and senseless of them.

to be fair she was treating him as such in his own fucking house

Is there seriousness or sarcasm to this post? Sounds like both.

The guy also talked about how much he liked racism and talked shit about Chinese and Arab people on the radio and in his act.

And it was funny.

"You're gonna treat me like a nigger in my own fucking house!?"

That one, not so much. Well, not in the conventional funny anyways. We enjoy it, but we're sadistic.

My thoughts exactly. It had to have been the nigger clip. Only a hole comedienne would give a shit about the domestic abuse.

Do you guys think Anthony is upset about this?

Not only will he be crushed but now his date has to break the news to her middle school classmates.

Of course he is. He's been talking about it for months

It was his "things are finally looking up... I'm back!" moment. Aaaaand he fucked it up. His moment of triumph.

YESSS!

I honestly thought he was about to cry.

Nope, just milking it for attention from the few ball-lappers still ready to lick

He'll just find someone else to blame but himself. Like he always does.

I agree. I mean, it can't possibly be because he allegedly broke the rib of and choked the daughter of a prominent comedy club owner. The same club owner that has ties to the many comics and people that will be there. I mean, it must be everyone else's fault. Probably the blacks.

This is the definate reason he was uninvited by the way, incase people still wanted to keep shooting Bill Burr the messenger.

"The only explanation left is....he did it to imself." (Jack Torrance)

Ant will be tried, sentenced and serving time by then so he wouldn't be able to go anyway.

[deleted]

Ha! Right. soooooo much worse. It's a fund raiser.

ME: I've thought it through and I've decided to go to the Patrice show. I wanna put this beef behind me and talk to Ant....wha... He's not going?

Nothing to see here, just an alcoholic peado reaping what he sowed.

Don't forget racist, which is probably the main point of contention here. Especially after that recently released audio where he's going on about being treated like a "fucking nigger".

Well he was upset with da' bitch and being ole' pissy eyes at the time.

Bill told Anthony he wasn't welcome at Patrice's benefit. Anthony said earlier in the show "apparently some people of color have a problem with me being there." Must be Bill's wife who told him not to come. Can't see any of the other comics having a problem with Anthony.

Like its a surprise 'people of color' would have a problem with him, piece of shit made his mission in life to talk shit about blacks in between grooming of kids online and drinking himself to a stupor.

people of color

Black and blue?

Godfrey?

Maybe. I can't see Godfrey or Greer having a problem myself, but you never know. Tough to speculate, I imagine everything will come out soon. I hope they bring it up on O&J tomorrow.

I doubt it. Godfrey was on Race Wars with DiPaolo this week and even when they argued it was all in good fun. Remember, Godfrey is the son of Nigerian immigrants, not your run of the mill 'African American'.

That never matters. If you're black and don't have an accent, "run of the mill" is exactly how you're treated by white and black americans.

It often matters because kids of African immigrants typically have a different work ethic and mindset about what's owed to them by society.

Nia and any other female comic going.

Godfreyied?

Both Godfrey, and Greer Barnes have been on LOS probably on his Ants network. That doesn't mean it wasn't them. I mean I imagine comics do so many shows, and podcasts that they don't always know all the details of what's what, but I just don't see it.

What if the person of color was Patrice's mom? Oooooh speculate speculate.

Did he really say people of color?

What's with this guy?

I know right.

It's "colored people."

"Coloreds."

Do you really think Burr is that pussy-whipped?

Yes.

He's 'not allowed' anymore to play a game he invented in their car called "Old Person Or Asian" because Nia was 'offended' by it. Vaginas are the antidote to funny. Always have, always will be.

Vaginas are the antidote to funny.

Well, you can't deny this Dani situation is a real Gut Buster.

hes 1000% pussy whipped, period

the tough guy act was an act after all

listen to how different his podcast is before he got married to now. He's pretty much a feminist these days.

Absolutely. Known plenty of guys like him. All "fuck that bitch" until she's around then "do you want anything to drink sweetie?"

Nia really is just a complete cancer on the world

ME: "WHERE YOU AT WITH THE ANT, BILL BURR?"

I miss the transparency of what goes on with these guys. Now we can't fap to the drama of the real who/why's of this nonsense :(

We can speculate based off nothing though. Here's mine, I think it was that worm Jim Norton and that's why he no showed Ants show after the Dani beatdown.

We can speculate based off nothing though.

The whole reason this sub even exists to this day.

Inaccurate speculation based on no facts is the best thing to do because that is what pisses O,J,A, and everyone else off the most. So speculate away folks!

He no showed? What episode?

Pretty sure it was 285 and Keith said they were trying to contact the little guy.

Thanks.

Comics are such pussies. He is a controversial figure, who gives a fuck? Is Bill Burrs career going to be ruined because he associates with a racist nobody even knows? You tell him to come, but don't ask him to get on stage for anything. If I were Anthnt, I would buy a ticket and show up. Fuck em. If anyone complained Id tell them I was here to support my friend and his family.

Quit being an idiot. Patrice was black, his friends were black, his mom who will be at the roastt was black, a lot of the comics (not quite an O&A exclusive ensemble) performing are black, patrice girlfriend and pseudo dauther are black, and Anthony literaly says things like "i'm not a fucking nigger".

He can support Patrices friends and family by not making this about himself and by letting them mourn and remember him in peace. Grow the fuck up.

Thanks for your help, Mr. Adult. Who gives a flying fuck if he is racist? Patrice knew he was racist, and still liked him. Do you think anyone is shocked that Anthony says nigger? Anthony was incredibly good to the majority of these comics. They didn't seem to have an issue with Anthony's racism when they were on his show plugging their dates. Why wouldn't Patrice's friend and family be able to mourn and remember him with Anthony there? Wtf are you babbling about?

Good to these comics? He's literally sicking his fans on Bill, has never met Godfrey or Greer Barnes as far as I know, he doesn't know who the bitch on the show is, Anthony has no relationship with Patrices mom or wife short of giving them a platform for plugs, which is honestly a owed favor after Patrice helped originally make Anthony a majority of the fans he has left. That's not being good to them, beig good to them would have been to respect their collective decision and then to let them mourn in peace. This isn't some big shin dig where everyone in the industry should be there, it's an intimate theater for one night where everyone close to Patrice will be masking tears with laughter.

Patrice and Anthony were friendly acquaintences, Bill and all these other people actually knew him. You and Anthony are ignorant to think you would somehow know Patrices desires better than these people. You are being entitled little cry baby fucks, basically.

Lol Anthony made the point to discourage people from shitting on Bill. A quick look at his shows Twitter account proves that. How in the fuck do you know what kind of relationship Anthony and Patrice had? You are bitching about us assuming we know what Patrice would want, and you are doing the same exact thing. You and whoever bitched about Anthony are being the crybabies.

Anthony made the point to discourage people from shitting on Bill

Look around you.

"Mourn and remember him in peace." You spelled "So Von doesn't have to work for another year" wrong.

I mean, those are two completely seperate converastions to be had my friend.

your mom is a converastion...let that sink in

Patrice was just as big as a racist as Ant.

No, Patrice was simply honest. Anthonys true feelings about blacks still haven't surfaced fully, which says a lot.

the comment about him being treated like a nigger in his own house pretty much says it all. I for one love blacks, just the Streetfighter loving dragon t-shirt nerdy ones

And the Star Wars ones, and the skate boarding ones.

No, Patrice was simply honest. Anthonys true feelings about blacks still haven't surfaced fully, which says a lot.

yeah don't you guys know, niggers can't be racist? and really ant's true feelings aren't known? what an idiot you are

But what happened to the groceries?

This goes against everything Patrice stood for and gave up his career numerous times to stand against.

I can't tell if you're adding on to his point, or if you're totally against it.

Fuck Anthony, he's a piece of shit for even bringing this up. He should of taken the news like a fucking man and just not showed up, now all you little fuckers are gonna make it about Ant, about how Bill Burr is a piece of shit for being a "bad friend" like the gossipy little girls half of you are. Even though Anthony was just a peer in the bussiness, while Bill Birr WAS ACTUALLY PARTICES FRIEND FOR REAL.

This is no different from a bratty little girl not getting her way, so she cries and whines hoping somebody we feel bad enough to help them. Just yesterday Anthony was attacking you guys for being obseesive and trying to ruin his career, because he can't take what he dishes out. Not even 24 hours later he's pleaing so that you can be on his side and make him feel better.

THAT'S female horseshit, and THAT'S what Patrice stood against. Lets stop tarnishing his memory now, please, if you'd be so kind.

Patrice would have told Bill Burr and his niglet girlfriend to go fuck themselves. He knew what Anthony was all about and he still liked him. Only one black man in the world has their picture hanging at the compound and it ain't MLK or Obama, it's Anthony's friend Patrice. Burr and Jimmy know damn well Patrice wouldn't have abided Anthony being uninvited but they are so worried about how they will be perceived that they are shitting on Patrice's memory. Shame on them. Spitting on what Patrice stood for to protect their own public image and keep themselves from losing comedy gigs because of Dani's father.

It's not Burr's or Jimmy's event, so they don't get to say who is invited.

Don't drag Patrice's corpse out to support your shitty point, you retarded quay.

Please explain. It's almost like you never heard Patrice speak.

You're doing it again, you dope.

Exactly, just throwing shit out with nothing to back it. You should google Patrice Oneal next time you decide to make comments about him.

I just did and it seems patrice thinks you're a retarded quay. Must be pretty hard for you to hear.

keep saying quay it'll catch on this time

It's already caught on. I didn't make up that phrase, you dopey queeb.

Dumb.

no shit faggot. i didn't make the word "pests" up when referring to fans but still cringe when i hear it. get it?

bringing back the douche chilly queeb/quay. oh the hilarity

douche chilly

You truly are the queen of the no self-awareness quays.

i'd understand your point if douche chill wasn't a perfect description of that feeling of goose bumps one gets when reading/hearing/seeing something embarrassing. like when you post

now call me a quay!

No you idiot, you unironically used a lame phrase from the show while not realizing I was using a lame phrase as a joke. Because you're a dopey queeb with no self-awareness. That's the bit!

yeah, it was clear you use them as a joke. don't gotta lie ya faggot. now keep going! call me a quay and end it with another opie quote this time!

real quick guy, google douche chills. wanna tell me again that is a show phrase? now google quay or queeb lemme know what you find. god damn. using those words ironically. what a barrel of laughs you are

no but seriously. keep going

Ok, terrific.

Jesus, you are quite the shitfuck.

Yeah why take back the invite from the guy who beat up your friends daughter.

Guilty until proven innocent I guess.

"Daddy the guy that beat me up is going to be there"

"Don't be silly darling we still require the judicidal system to give him due process"

Yeah, that'll happen

Bill Derosa

ME: "LOVIN THAT THE ANT CAN'T GO. I DON'T GOTTA FIGURE SHIT OUT ANYMORE!"

Anthony is really self destructive, huh?

Yup, it's the blacks and the Opester, not the fact that people doing a benefit don't want to be associated with a guy with pending felony charges for knocking around some broad.

Yeah, it's not like the benefit is for a convicted rapist or something.

Convicted rapist who hated women

The most underrated comment on this thread.

Nearly EVERY comic on the show has a criminal record you moron.

Yeah but none of their crimes involved the daughter of someone whose closer friends to literally every single comic on the lineup than Ant is. Vinnie Brand will reciece the support of Jimmy, Vos, and Burr over Anthony every time. Comics look out for their own. Even Patrice if he were alive, and it is because Anthony went way over the line when he decided to take advantage of his friends idiot daughter.

deepdicking Vinnie's daughter really turned out to be a poor decision FOR REALS

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

Well at least the opster doesn't have to worry about being in the same room as that "fucking guy"

No one knows what's true at this point regarding the domestic violence.

It's Vinnie Brand's daughter. Every comic on the show has probably worked his club and he's highly respected by everyone who mentions him.

Them doing it out of respect for Vinnie alone I understand it.

If Vinnie will be in attendance, then I understand it.

If he won't be there, and the comics are just doing it out of respect for him - that's horseshit.

Anthony was an invited guest and is (so far) innocent. They had no moral authority to uninvite him. Then, they're just being self-important assholes.

Yes such horseshit to have enough respect for you friend not to want to be around someone that allegedly beat your friends daughter, or someone most comics know. Like Jim said he's known Dani since she was 6. Alot of comics know her too you dummy.

There is a world of difference between "alleged" and "convicted."

I have faith in the system - not a bunch of morally corrupt comics suddenly pretending to be better than everyone else.

Who are all these morally corrupt comics you keep taking about? And Patrice O'Neals benefit isn't the court of law so shut up.

Patrice O'Neal's benefit isn't the court of law

Great, we agree. Then why is everyone treating Anthony like he's guilty?

Because it's not a court of law and people can feel however they want about Anthony. Where there's smoke there's fire. Anthony did it to himself. He had no business fucking Vinny Brands daughter. These comics know Dani. When you know someone it's much more real. It's easy for you to sit back and say this shit when it isn't your friendship or career. You clearly have no friends because it's a little odd to me and others as to why you can't comprehend these things. No one wants Anthony around anymore. He did it to himself. Even a majority of people from this sub are saying Anthony is just to toxic. Stop being the contrarian.

Says TakesTheWrongSideGuy without a shred of irony.

No, people aren't entitled to their opinions when they don't have both sides of the story.

Anthony has not been able to say anything in his defense (for legal reasons.) it is absurd that people would jump to the conclusion that he's guilty based on a) their friendship with Vinnie or b) the drunken ramblings of Dani on periscope.

Jesus you're a thick skulled moron. It's absurd that people would jump to conclusion based on who they know best? How stupid are you? This happens all the time. It's the same reason Anthony and his followers blindly defend him.

And it doesn't matter if Anthony has been found guilty of not. The fact it even went to this shows you something is wrong in Anthonys life. Anthony had no reason to be fucking Vinny Brands daughter. He did it to himself. Just stop you sound like Bobo.

No, people aren't entitled to their opinions when they don't have both sides of the story.

That's what every single ridiculous theory this sub cooks up is predicated on: one-sided accounts of shit that may or may not have happened. What planet are you on?

Who are the morally corrupt comics?

  • Jim Norton: Sexual Deviant

  • Rich Vos: Former crack addict and drug dealer.

  • Artie Lange: Open drug/alcohol abuser.

  • Patrice Oneal (AKA the reason for the benefit): Convicted of Sexual Assault and did hard time.

Those are the one's we know about. I'm sure I can find more if I dig around.

The point being- these are not the people who can claim moral superiority in this situation.

Being a sexual deviant with people who are consensual in those acts isn't the same as allegedly braking you friends daughters rib who you've known since she was a kid.

As far as I know Vos and Artie never assaulted anyone while under the influence and again, Patrice as accused of sexual assault at 16 and the circumstances surrounding his case are slot different.

You clearly don't understand context or human relations. Just kill yourself.

Also no one's claiming moral supremacy. The comics you named probably aren't even the people who complained about Anthony so just shut up. Artie, Norton, and Vos are all friendly with Anthony.

You're taking the right side, which confuses me.

I guess you've got a point there.

It's pretty simple. Anyone who has something to lose can't be around Ant.

Ohh I can already hear all the Anthony punchlines.

And Dani can feel them.

What a lay up

Ni gg a, please.

Anthony is a scumbag. Bill Burr is a scumbag. Patrice was a scumbag and we loved him for it. But it's time to put this whole benefit to rest. Fucker is dead. Let him rest in peace.

And fuck Opie.

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

I'm watching. He seems depressed.

He looks sad on the inside, just like the girls he fucks.

Do you guys think Anthony is having a good 2016?

YeS

[deleted]

Good idea. Luis?

I'm not sure how that would help him to be honest

Cry me a river, you moon faced pedo. Kind of stupid to ban him, but also kinda serves him right.

This says more about the people in charge of Patrice's legacy than it does Anthony. There's no reason to think that Patrice would've disassociated from certain people to keep Amy Schumer and Bill Burr safe from potential backlash. This is honestly an insult to everything that Patrice was about, he was a guy that ended up being a martyr because he DIDN'T appease these kinds of people.

At least Opie can go now.

AND THAT....is the silver lining!

ME: Silver lining. PERIOD.

This should be a wake up call to Anthony. Conversely, Patrice would probably be fully behind him during this latest predicament.

I think it's been clear since last year that these Patrice Benefits have been more about Bill than Patrice! I know a lot of fans are blind to any time Burr fucks somebody over but I think it's been clear since last years Benefit & now this year, Burr has put his political bullshit before comedy! Patrice would deflate Burr's ego & chop him back down to size if he knew the shit he's pulling. Burr should take that PC shit back to Hollywood.

I seem to recall Burr turning his back on Patrice too a few years back

Nia's got a firm grip on Burr's cock, and she's plainly dragging him around by it.

that little irish cock in them big gorilla hands..

Anthony didn't even bother to visit him in the hospital.

They weren't friends.

I believe they were friends...well, as much as could be considering Ant's racism.

If he didn't visit Patrice in the hospital, then I'd say that was entirely due to Ant being the selfish and self-absorbed piece of shit he is. At the time, I'm sure he was far more concerned with feeling uncomfortable and/or feeling put out if he were to make a trip to the hospital.

One would think getting to see a friend before they're forever gone would override such childish behavior, but we all know how Ant fares on the maturity scale.

Wow, source?

Anthony never once brought it up. Not on twitter, or the show or LFTC. He never brought it up. A guy who tries to paint himself as the good guy often, would jump at the chance to bring it up if it happened.

During this whole ordeal he's never mentioned something along the lines of "They act like I didn't see the guy while he was in the hospital" etc.

Who did? I remember the family was keeping people away. I know Jimmy got in there eventually but I dont know about anyone else.

I believe Opie, Ant, and Jimmy all went to vist him in the hospital very close to his death

"But Ant, he's not allowed. He's uninvited. A most amusing sleight." - Alanis Morissette

Wait how is he blaming Opie? Stuck at work so I can't listen but that seems like a bit of a stretch...

opie could have buried him on air and didnt

Dude everything is Opie's fault. Even if Opie had nothing to do with it, she's just a cum rag. #StandWithAnt

on the one hand i can kind of understand it, but it seems like O&A was a HUGE part of Patrice's career. I mean...I don't know if it's the thing on his legacy that rings out the most to ppl who aren't familiar, but for anyone who is a fan of his you are pretty familiar with his appearances. Maybe i'm wrong, but it just seems like the thing that people love him the most for. I love his standup, but he's never been funnier, or more interesting than on that show, and maybe I'm wrong......but A LOT of his fans were fans of him from O&A, and I can't imagine that first benefit would have been as big of a deal if it wasn't for the show. I don't know. I sort of get it, but it just seems like it's wrong to not include Anthony or at least have him there backstage or in the audience.

hahaha, I just thought about the awkward backstage environment if Ant was there, everyone at a 15 ft radius and looking awkwardly out of the corners of their eyes.

sounds weird, but this might be the first time I actually felt kind of bad for Ant hearing him talk about not being welcome to this thing

Why can't he just rip off his shirt, fist bump his well defined chest and exclaim "not welcome!".

Judging by the negative points a lot of people didn't catch the reference...

The sub has passed you all by!

Patrice would have wanted Ant there and said fuck you to anyone who didnt. He wasn't about this bitch shit.

And somewhere in an alternate universe, Opie and Anthony are sharing a good natured handshake on stage at the benefit.

There is no way this isn't Bizzarro World

Ant's retarded behavior led to this, but what a cowardly way to handle it. If the "comic" had a problem with Ant, why not take the opportunity to shit on him publicly during their set rather than anonymously complain to Bill?

Because it's a memorial to a dead man, not a roast battle you ass.

That's true! It is a memorial to a dead man, and it certainly is not a roast battle. Speaking of, what the fuck is a "roast battle"?

You've just been pwned!

Did he go to the first one? Google says there was a 2013 benefit. I figure if Ant didn't have TACS to promote, he wouldn't have made an attempt to show up to this one.

I think he went to 2 of them. I seem to recall after the 2nd one, him saying that it was more fun than the 1st one, because during the 1st one, everyone was all sad and didn't know how to act.

Patrice was a (wrongfully) convicted statutory rapist. He more than anyone would have been fair toward Ant.

As much as I love Ant, it's difficult to blame people who may be more emotional (normal) than the likes of us when they don't want Ant around.

He's alienated himself from a lot of people with his racism, rants, and behavior. It's unfortunate because I think he's probably a decent guy underneath. But his lack of discernment has caught up to him and seems to be snowballing.

If he doesn't take some time to reflect he'll be blowing into a breathalyzer to start his car in between freebase hits as skinheads set up shop in the compound.

I don't buy Dani's story because she could probably beat the shit out of Ant. Pissy Eyes broke his arm punching Boomers forehead.

Is there any audio or video of him talking about this?

Yea, it's on anthonycumia DOT com

Anthony, like many degenerates, might find redemption by embracing Jesus. Could be problematic for him though, what with the Lord being a 'foreigner.'

I summoned Patrice's spirit via ouija board. He says he doesn't give a darn about who does or doesn't show up to the benefit. He also said to cut Sherrod some slack.

I thought they retired the N-word. BOOOOOOO!!!!!! BOOOOOOO!!!!!

That's pretty fucking pathetic, Patrice wouldn't let that happen if he was alive. This is a guy that defended anyone's right to have a forum.

If not only to hang them with their petard later.

He's now burned every bridge. Bill invites him back and he fucks it all up. Won't be seeing him again.

Something tells me that Patrice would be entirely sympathetic to Anthony and his charges, you know what with him being falsely accused of rape and not exactly being a third wave feminist. More reasons this is a disgrace.

Patrice was an unapologetic asshole himself. The benefit should be a party for assholes too.

Fuck, I feel bad now. I'm all for making fun of his shitty podcast and life decisions, but he seemed like he really wanted to go to the Patrice benefit.

He was a good friend of Patrice's, and for someone to say on dead Patrice's behalf that he shouldn't be there is really shitty and a disservice.

Fucking enraging. Sorry, Ant.

I shit on Ant alot and I belong to one of his enemy sand people, but what a bunch of fucking pussy losers, who the fuck uninvites people like a 5 year old autistic child. Patrice is rolling around in his grave.

On another note, if big Jay would go it will become awkward as fuck. Fucking pathetic comedian feminist cucks.

!!!LOL love gossip, this is too good. DOES ANYONE POST CLIPS of this show plz?

Is it because the cunt with the restraining order is going to be there due to her daddy-connections?

maybe the theater is close to his apartment where she will be

Despite your poor articulation and word choice you make a great point! It could be as simple as this.

would patrice want ant uninvited?

Doesn't matter. The Patrice benefit isn't about Patrice. it's about his bitch getting money off his name.

true.

yes. Anthony is BREAKING

Poor ant is blaming the Black's and Opie. Its not our fault this time

[deleted]

what about tits MC baldy, bet hes going now, crying to billy "boohoo why is ant going to be there waaawaa...

To be fair, Patrice was never arrested for an assault against a woman.

Wasn't it just rape and not rapity rape rape?

It was a BS charge just like Ant's

Dude it's the same shit, some angry cunt lied to the police.

To be fair, Patrice would have verbally, morally, & maybe even physically slapped the shit out of Anthony years ago.

Riiiight on, brother-man!

Ewwwwww

Is this sarcasm? Because Patrice was arrested for almost exactly the same thing and same way. Some piece of shit cunt lied and got him arrested just like Ant.

Oh literal, mrheh!

ah shit

Damn dude, that's fucked up.

Yeah. This self destructive fuck needs help.

That's a bitchy move.

It's the bitch move. Bill was always bitchier.

Have the Anthony superfans committed mass suicide yet?

edit: someone send a crisis unit to this man's house: https://www.reddit.com/r/TACSdiscussion/comments/3zxoyx/cumia_banned_from_being_at_the_patrice_benifit/

Maybe said comics should remember its a benefit for Patrice's family, and not make this about themselves. It has nothing to do with whether he is guilty or not, this is a charity event for his friends.

not make it about themselves

Oh, like what Anthony is doing right now?

Definitely torrenting this episode

Did Burr turn into an effete progressive cuck when he got married to a black woman, or was he always this way secretly?

cuck

Goddamn, you fuckers sure love that word.

That's just a big ol' bag of WELP right there.

Right now, Patrice would be Anthony's best friend and would also be making a lot of us double over in laughter for how he made him eat shit for this string of misfortune. Fucking Bill Burr is a worthless clump of shit and he tries really hard to marshal the forces of feminism. And his cartoon is derivative and fucking sucks. Yuck!

Details. Who uninvited him?

Burr but it was because of conflicts with other "comics" attending.

[deleted]

[removed]

Welcome to reddit. New users are able to submit posts after 24 hours.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

That's definately for the best

Thats too bad. He would have gotten a nice watch to take to the pawn shop

Shit is going down peoples!

It stinks and I don't like it.

Gee, I wonder why?

[deleted]

[deleted]

I just started watching Anthony's show today and so far he doesn't seem upset about anything. This really happened?

TACS #293 ~35 minutes in

Yep. I was just surprised he held out that long.

Probably the new nigger tape

Surprised Burr invited him in the first place

maybe keith brokered that deal with von and burr caught wind of it and squashed it. it may be another scenario like Ronnie B joining TACS

Refresh my memory? What was the Ronnie B scenario again?

keith took ronnie to dinner 5 times then teased him joining ant as a co-host and had a logo made up and tweeted it - right before ronnie's sirius negotiations. ronnie's agent called ronnie pissed and ronnied called him out on ant's show and basically called hi a shithead and said he ruind the chanes of them doing any show together.

Specifically, language was put in Ron's contract to prevent him being advertised as a co-host on any non Sirius show.

why are they even holding this benefit for a 4th time? Is Patrice's mom calling up Burr every other week giving him some sob story?

Are the comics going to do this for Jimmy when he dies after a long battle with AIDS?

I like the decision because it's a real consequence. A real, humiliating consequence.

There's a chance he can buy his way out of the legal troubles, but he can't buy his way back into the benefit.

Or could he?

You know Von's got a price. Would 5K get him back in? 10K?

Now that I think about it, $1,300 cash in an envelope would probably do it.

Anthony should do it, as a face (for radio)-saver.

But no matter how all of this shakes out, at least he's got Brother Joe. I don't know what he'd do without that flabby rock.

he could slip Von an envelope

just a little tassssste

I get that completely shitting on Ant is the thing to do now. I'm not in denial that he bought some of this on himself either. I do feel bad for him at this point. We're all capable of losing our shit and doing something stupid out of impulse (add some booze and it all goes to batshit country). Shit... at least wait for the trial and get thr the whole story. It is possible that he didn't go full retard as she has reported. Regardless..he fucked up majorly. Stupod wop.

I'm not saying he beat her or any of that, but Anthony definitely fucked up. Bobby said it when he was on TACS. "Maybe stop with the alcohol so much."

I guarantee that there were multiple exits out of the situation for Anthony before the Periscopes started. The alcohol tends to get in the way when it's time to beat a hasty retreat.

Who cares? #StandWithAnt

Sorry Ant :\ This is really bad, I do hope you figure it out. I talked a lot of shit. You've done terrible things. But seek help man. I'm sure your bro loves you, but he's not looking out. Talk to somebody. Get in touch with Jimmy or Joe Rogan take some advice. And stop inviting trash to your house.

Those are literally the last two people on the planet he should take advice from

Ant needs to take a freaking break. He's had maybe a month or two since the 2014 firing to really reflect on shit and that isn't enough. First thing he should have done after his dismissal is vanish for six months and maybe get everything in his life together. Because since then it's either been pissing off people or just revealing to everybody what a sack of shit he is.

Jimmy: Take a strapon, you might like it

Rogan: Dude, smoke some Kombucha weed. It'll make you see your demons and open your world up and see that the moon landing was faked

Honeslty, I don't know where to stand so I don't come off like a cumguzzler. First it's all "Good, Ant deserves this", then "Fuck the politically correct feminists". I don't like sides being split like this.

I do agree with everyone: no more Patrice benefits. He doesn't need his name out there to have money wrought out in his name. Let him rest in peace.

Patrice himself was accused, and did time for sexual assault. Anthony is accused of knocking around a woman, (but has not yet been to court) and he cannot go to a sexual assault ex-convicts benefit. Oh the irony.

One was a minor, the other was a senior citizen. Can you not see the difference?

No, I don't see the difference. A crime is a crime. Was the girl Patrice assaulted any less of a person than Dani?

Patrice was convicted. Anthony has yet to be convicted. So, Anthony should be treated as innocent until proven otherwise.

Further, who are these comics to hold the moral high ground? They're a collective bunch of degenerates that succeeded because of second, third and fourth chances.

This is probably the most sane and logical comment here. Patrice did time - and Anthony isn't good enough to go to his benefit.

People here are taking the moral high ground, meanwhile Anthony hasn't been convicted of anything.

damn poor Ant, maybe he shouldnt have hit that bitch, should have just buried her

Alright hold on. I get that Anthony is fucking up horrendously but is everyone in the Opie & Anthony universe just going to sit around acting like their shit don't stink? Anthony is going to trial for something he might have done but who knows for sure. Meanwhile Opie abuses animals and burr advocates violence against women (some would argue) and everyone else has done questionable shit why is everyone panicking right now? WHAT THE HELLS GOING ON AROUND HERE

it's the amy schumer effect. they all know it's the end of what was and now they have to scramble to make new alliances in this unfunny politicized world. amy was an early adopter.

Opie killing chester is something only we know about, it was never a story in the paper. I don't think Burr advocates violence against women unless you want to go down the road of taking a comedians jokes seriously.

Meanwhile, Anthony is the guy who everyone knows got fired for tweeting about black people and is now facing jail time for allegedly assaulting his young girlfriend, the daughter of a well respected comedy club owner.

It's not hard to see the difference... unless you're retarded of course.

[deleted]

Yes but I'm not sure who is going to bring that point up at a benefit for the rapist.

[deleted]

Everyone does this. To go with the PC status quo, you have to erase everything about your past so you can shamelessly suck up to the mainstream culture.

That being said, I really can't choose sides here without being labeled a sycophant or a douche. If I'm with Ant, then I'm a piece of shit like he is. But if I agree with him being banned, then I'm a boring, politically correct zilch.

This makes me hate Billy boy even more. Trying to control who fucking goes to an event he shouldn't have any control over.. I think it's time to give him some 'reviews' on itunes.

YEAH! you take Burr I'll take C.K. we got this! get those fingers ready for some game-changing typing bro

[deleted]

Will do, Peach

Regardless of who said it, it's Bill's show. He could tell anyone that had problems tough shit, he should respect Patrice enough to have Ant there. That really annoys me. I thought Bill was Ant's friend too, how do you pull that shit. Eh. Fucked up.

Bingo...Bill Burr is like family to Patrice... Anthony was just a means to an end for Patrice.

No he wasn't, he was good friends with Ant. Had been tot he Compound several times, famously cooking on the grill. He knew Bill longer but Ant was still a good pal of his.

I think he went out one time...

At least once, and they all went to Amy's that time together too for 4th of July. They hung out sometimes, he wasn't "a means to an end."

The only thing that would make uninviting Anthony okay is Vinnie Brand being at the benefit.

If it's because some comedians felt uncomfortable with Anthony in the audience, that is completely unacceptable.

Anthony was an invited guest and is, to this point, innocent. Who are these comedians to demand he not come, especially considering their own reprehensible acts, bankrupt moralities and deviant personal lives?

Last time I checked none of these comics had strangulation charges, or tweets about how whites are superior to black people. Why would anyone want Anthony around? He's done it to himself. Fuck off fanboy.

You understand that Patrice was convicted (and did time) for sexual assault, right?

The level of hypocrisy in uninviting Anthony is through the roof.

There's just one difference between Anthony and Patrice. Patrice was convicted. Anthony is innocent, so far.

You are a fucking fool. Patrice was 16 when he was charged. He was a fucking child. Anthony Cumia is pushing 60, and he allegedly broke Vinny Brands daughters ribs. Someone who's very close, and friendly to alot of these comics. Most of these comics know Dani on a personal level. Many have known her since she was a kid.

Also what happened to Patrice is far different then what Anthony did. Patrice had a gangbang with a girl, then Patrice told one of his friends, that friend started to black mail the girl into giving him sexual favors, and that's when she accused Patrice of rape. The circumstances are completely different. Why even compare these two things?

What hypocrisy? Do you know what it's like to have friends? Probably not but alot of these comics are friends with Vinny, and know his on a very personal level. This isn't a court of law so just shut up.

So, you're saying Patrice was wrongfully convicted - so he wasn't a criminal. But Anthony hasn't been convicted of anything, so he is a criminal.

You're also saying rape isn't as bad of a crime as assault.

Got it.

Uhhh when did I say that about rape? I said the circumstances surrounding Patrices case are different. He was also 16. Participating in a gangbang at that age is probably not wise, even if it was consensual, but Patrice was still young and people make alot of mistakes at that age. It also sounds like Patrice was set up and no rape took place. Anthony is nearing 60. Even if Anthony did nothing wrong this is what happens when you make poor decisions in life. Fucking the young daughter of Vinny Brand was a stupid decision. Now shut up.

even that dead, over the top, overrated nig wouldn't have done this. burr is a faggot

WOW!!!! THAT'S SO EDGY AND CONTRARIAN, WELCOME TO THE SUBREDDIT GAVIN MCINNES!!!!

truth hurts, nigger lover

A "fred from brooklyn" clone who actually believes that he's somehow less subhuman than anyone else on the planet. Get raped you plebian cuck, lmao

plebian cuck, lmao

ooooof. wow. try again?

Sorry if this was posted 1000 times before but I just watched F is for Family on Netflix and Bill Burr should be killed! OK maybe not killed but he has turned his back on comedy. Fuck him, ginger pansie-ass cunt!

sHet uP.

doesnt that ghoul have some locked up 8 year old to fuck? goddamn fucking creepy ass child fucker. cant believe i liked his shit. i think opie and jim may be the appealing choice to subscribe to now. cant wait till ant does 3 to 5.

3 to 5 for slappin down a hoe? Dats what pimps do nigga!

he was talking about his next girlfriends, not jail time

Fuck Bill Burr, that dumb nigger lover. Ant needs to grow a pair and tell them to go fuck themselves.

They are: performances by Dave Attell, Greer Barnes, Bill Burr, Rachel Feinstein, Godfrey, Artie Lange, Russ Meneve, Jim Norton & Rich Vos.

It was Jim Norton, he doesn't want Ant there

Yeah. This self destructive fuck needs help.

[deleted]

Comics named Nia Burr

He was a good friend of Patrice's, and for someone to say on dead Patrice's behalf that he shouldn't be there is really shitty and a disservice.

Because it's a memorial to a dead man, not a roast battle you ass.

it's the amy schumer effect. they all know it's the end of what was and now they have to scramble to make new alliances in this unfunny politicized world. amy was an early adopter.

You'll be pretty surprised when you find out what ending a sentence with this "?" symbol means!

After Patrice died. Vol alluded to it on O&A simply saying she has not problem with his mom and that she just wished she could get her and her daughters stuff back. When he died it was a mad dash by his family to steal all his shit.

My thoughts exactly. It had to have been the nigger clip. Only a hole comedienne would give a shit about the domestic abuse.

Wonder if Louis is going. You know, the guy who allegedly jacked off in front of those cunts Garfunkel and Oates?

The guy also talked about how much he liked racism and talked shit about Chinese and Arab people on the radio and in his act.

to be fair she was treating him as such in his own fucking house

I believe they were friends...well, as much as could be considering Ant's racism.

If he didn't visit Patrice in the hospital, then I'd say that was entirely due to Ant being the selfish and self-absorbed piece of shit he is. At the time, I'm sure he was far more concerned with feeling uncomfortable and/or feeling put out if he were to make a trip to the hospital.

One would think getting to see a friend before they're forever gone would override such childish behavior, but we all know how Ant fares on the maturity scale.

I honestly think sometimes this might all be an elaborate bit, its way too perfect.

Everyone does this. To go with the PC status quo, you have to erase everything about your past so you can shamelessly suck up to the mainstream culture.

That being said, I really can't choose sides here without being labeled a sycophant or a douche. If I'm with Ant, then I'm a piece of shit like he is. But if I agree with him being banned, then I'm a boring, politically correct zilch.

Is there seriousness or sarcasm to this post? Sounds like both.

Opie killing chester is something only we know about, it was never a story in the paper. I don't think Burr advocates violence against women unless you want to go down the road of taking a comedians jokes seriously.

Meanwhile, Anthony is the guy who everyone knows got fired for tweeting about black people and is now facing jail time for allegedly assaulting his young girlfriend, the daughter of a well respected comedy club owner.

It's not hard to see the difference... unless you're retarded of course.

Wow, source?

It shouldn't matter - right now, Anthony is innocent.

These comics know just as much as we do. For all we know, Dani is lying or partly guilty. We all saw her video - she was clearly under the influence of something.

Demanding Anthony be uninvited without any proof of the allegations is disgusting.

Sounds like he should be doing a show with Ant.

"Maelstrom of flaming human feces." Love it.

Ketchup?

Who did? I remember the family was keeping people away. I know Jimmy got in there eventually but I dont know about anyone else.

truth hurts, nigger lover

No colors.

I believe Opie, Ant, and Jimmy all went to vist him in the hospital very close to his death

If not only to hang them with their petard later.

Ant needs to take a freaking break. He's had maybe a month or two since the 2014 firing to really reflect on shit and that isn't enough. First thing he should have done after his dismissal is vanish for six months and maybe get everything in his life together. Because since then it's either been pissing off people or just revealing to everybody what a sack of shit he is.