This nigga Opie said...
50 2016-01-07 by Dannyprecise
...while reading a tweet by Ricky Gervais: "forget an Emmy or an Oscar, Making A Murderer deserves a Noble prize..."
He pronounced it exactly how I spelled it. Not Nobel. Noble. Vic -Always has a fucking story- Henley quietly corrected him but no one else noticed and they just moved on.
52 comments
34 KnickedUp 2016-01-07
"I was clearly joking, the show has just passed you by."
7 Hxcgrapes 2016-01-07
"That was a joOoOoke."
2 silks322 2016-01-07
I read this and heard him saying it in my head... complete with the deep, octave lower "joooooke." Somebody please make it stop
27 EskimoEscrow 2016-01-07
The Noble Piece Prize
25 CCRed95 2016-01-07
an award given to a gentleman with a decent peckah
5 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-01-07
Price*
6 EskimoEscrow 2016-01-07
sniff
wha did I say?... wha happened?
Yes, OF COURSE I know it's Price!!! burp
sigh it's early... I'm good at math
7 CCRed95 2016-01-07
ME: Im heating up
1 silks322 2016-01-07
I could've been a model...
2 jokespot 2016-01-07
But I was a rock star at science and shot off the lights with my three pointers.
1 Patmcpsu 2016-01-07
*pries
11 brmlb 2016-01-07
"Noble Piece Prize" for a movie.
Opie is so god damn stupid, I just want him dead.
10 MushtashWax 2016-01-07
"That's the bit!"
11 [deleted] 2016-01-07
It was just a goof you dopes
9 nomorecompromise 2016-01-07
Opie's stupidity is highly exposed because he speaks for a living. His lack of depth is mainlined from his brain, out his mouth, and directly into a microphone in real time for the world to hear. I trust him driving a car, putting on deodorant, and remembering to lock the doors to his home at night. But the fact that 2 young children are depending on him for guidance and wisdom is pretty depressing.
6 TheFatMosque 2016-01-07
"well Hud, if things ever start to get you down, just gotta leave it alone and go all in with something new ya know?
2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-07
He doesn't even trust himself to drive a car
2 SolomonKull 2016-01-07
He still fruit-boots to work in the mornings, doesn't he? Like, doesn't Tits roller blade everywhere?
0 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-07
He pays a failed police officer to drive him everywhere.
9 [deleted] 2016-01-07
Or when he was interviewing the physicist Michu Kaku (spelling?) and Kaku was explaining how big the universe actually is, and Opie responds with: "I just, I can't wrap my arms around that."
3 TheFatMosque 2016-01-07
literally and figuratively amirite gang?
6 Ramoooone 2016-01-07
ME: I know. sniff. I was just in a weird place that morning to be completely honest with ya
5 axeheadroad 2016-01-07
Lol, I recently heard him pronounce the Scifi channel as Skifi, and I'm 100% sure he wasn't joking. Fucking Patrice was there and everything and no one said a word.
4 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-01-07
He meant it as an attack at the Emmies and Oscars as being corrupt...GAWWWWWD.
3 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-07
Emmies?
2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-01-07
Emmeees
4 ryanasimov 2016-01-07
Opie is the epi-tome of illiteracy.
3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-01-07
You had me at "This nigga Opie said"
3 ohaikek 2016-01-07
When did it happen? I don't listen. I'm only here for when they fuck up.
2 aaron91325 2016-01-07
Please don't use the N word. It's oppressive and venomous.
2 MonsteRain 2016-01-07
it's a JOOOOKE
1 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-07
"You clearly just prefer a different listen."
1 MartyVanB 2016-01-07
Maybe the show has passed you by. sniff. Haters
1 EYE8OPIE 2016-01-07
Same guy who shit on Ryan Seacrest as a broadcaster when discussing the NYE shows this week.
1 age_of_cage 2016-01-07
That's only a little bit stupider than the tweet itself.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-01-07
Need a link to this. Even I can't believe someone would be this obtuse.
1 chris2webby 2016-01-07
Vic -repeats the punchline to his jokes 2 or 3 times- Henley
1 biobotX1 2016-01-07
My drug dealer calls me "Always-has-a-story" is that a good thing?
1 WiretapStudios 2016-01-07
"And the Noble Peace Prize goes to the documen-tree....." drumroll
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-07
I'm kinda confused why Gervais would say it deserved a nobel prize. I just finished it and it was pretty good but I thought for sure they'd get off in the end. I guess it was good they brought attention to this but it was kinda just like watching a long ass court case. It was sweet when the fat jew mudderfucker got caught sexting at the end though.
0 Dannyprecise 2016-01-07
Yeah, as someone pointed out, the joke itself isn't even funny. But of course Tits thought it was funny enough to read and he still fucked up pronouncing a word.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-07
Gervais's tweet? I didnt even think that was a joke, thought he was just saying how good it was.
1 Dannyprecise 2016-01-07
Yeah I don't even know. I went looking for the actual tweet but couldn't find it. I also didn't search with an vigor; all I heard was Opie reading a tweet and pronouncing "No-Bell" as "No-Bull".
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-07
Oh yeah, he's a retard. I was just kinda changin the subject. No doubts at all over his idiocy for calling it a noble prize no matter what it said.
0 RikTheMick 2016-01-07
Fuck Ricky Gervais.
-9 Dennyislife 2016-01-07
It's hardly like he wants to fuck girls who look 13 though is it?
6 MushtashWax 2016-01-07
Why does a comment on one douche have to relate back to the other douche? Keep em seperated. That's what that shitty Offspring song was about.
2 Nulltor 2016-01-07
You gotta keep em separated
1 Dennyislife 2016-01-07
Shuddup
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-01-07
The Kids Aren't Alright?
0 [deleted] 2016-01-07
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1 DaveNone 2016-01-07
How do you know what he wants to fuck? He married a girl young enough to be his daughter and is raising her kids by another man. So he may trade her down and go for someone younger before too long.
1 age_of_cage 2016-01-07
You say "another man" as though Opie is one.