im trying to understand what you mean and the best i can come up with is you are saying that this is a woman posting and that from ant's point of view she is old, so liek the joan rivers joke about the sloppy labia tissue dragging on teh ground, you are saying from ant's perspective she is so old that in his warped mind she has such sloppy old woman pussy that she might trip on it and fall down the stairs?
What the fuck? No I'm calling op a vagina because he(i assume) is a virgin at 25 living with his parents and doesn't have a job. Then I was passive aggressively suggesting he should kill himself by taking a tumble down the stairs... gotta make it look like an accident for mommy's sake. Otherwise she'd feel too bad about being secretly relieved.
get an escort to get it out of the way, then try your luck by going after your level girls, can be fat, ugly anything. From there work your way up to the type of girl you like. Dont listen to motivational horseshit. You learn by doing the work.
look at how awful you are, you're 25, you should have moved out at least 5 years ago. You have no job so your parents are having to pay for whatever you cost. Plus you have no friends so obviously you're not fun to be around.
This all adds up to = you being a shitty human being, so sorry to repeat myself but end your life.
At one point in germany most people were joining the Nazis. Don't let the majority of people decide what is ok for you to do, you should at least be in an apartment with a couple buddies.
Never read about your inheritance, if you're qualified for jobs you should be doing them, you sound like you gave up and aren't even trying
Not trying to be a negative cunt anymore but you should get a job even its some part time shit. I have a couple friends who went to school got their degrees with great grades and people won't higher them because there are just as equally qualified people with years of work experience. They feel better about hiring people who have already proven they can be apart of a work environment.
Are you living with your parents because you couldn't find a job after college and have a bunch of debt? A lot of companies will put you in management training if you have any bachelor's degree at all. Sherwin Williams is one such company.
don't tell strangers, or anyone for that matter, your weaknesses. ever. people are vicious and you'll only make your life harder. if the choice is between revealing weakness or silence then always choose silence. good luck, nigga. life is shit.
Ouch. How the fuck do you get to 25 and still be a virgin? I'm 25 and feel like my glory days are behind me, and I never even really tried that hard. I'll admit the first time I tried I had to give up 'cause I couldn't figure out how to get it in, but virgin at 25? Come on ,man!
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15 JimmysLostFat 2016-01-07
No you aren't
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5 RearNakedGrope 2016-01-07
You're right, you're just a faggot.
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0 RearNakedGrope 2016-01-07
Wanna fuck?
1 Abyss_Squid 2016-01-07
Hypothetically you'd do pretty good being any of those things except the charges.
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9 PerfumedSeneschal 2016-01-07
Shut the fuck up Rat.
8 WhatDoesTheDoxxSay 2016-01-07
See if one of your parents will fuck you.
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5 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2016-01-07
What a vagina. Don't trip down the stairs too hard or anything.
-2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-01-07
im trying to understand what you mean and the best i can come up with is you are saying that this is a woman posting and that from ant's point of view she is old, so liek the joan rivers joke about the sloppy labia tissue dragging on teh ground, you are saying from ant's perspective she is so old that in his warped mind she has such sloppy old woman pussy that she might trip on it and fall down the stairs?
2 Unc_PaulHarrgis1-5YO 2016-01-07
What the fuck? No I'm calling op a vagina because he(i assume) is a virgin at 25 living with his parents and doesn't have a job. Then I was passive aggressively suggesting he should kill himself by taking a tumble down the stairs... gotta make it look like an accident for mommy's sake. Otherwise she'd feel too bad about being secretly relieved.
2 Bergli 2016-01-07
I am in the same position as you only I am 29...
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1 Bergli 2016-01-07
Thanks man. Gonna take a look, but honestly I am not sure if this motivation stuff helps.
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0 Anarox 2016-01-07
get an escort to get it out of the way, then try your luck by going after your level girls, can be fat, ugly anything. From there work your way up to the type of girl you like. Dont listen to motivational horseshit. You learn by doing the work.
-1 PeckaSucka 2016-01-07
You need motivation to want to not be a 25 year old virgin with no job that lives with your parents? Just end your life.
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0 PeckaSucka 2016-01-07
The people around you don't need to suffer
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0 PeckaSucka 2016-01-07
look at how awful you are, you're 25, you should have moved out at least 5 years ago. You have no job so your parents are having to pay for whatever you cost. Plus you have no friends so obviously you're not fun to be around.
This all adds up to = you being a shitty human being, so sorry to repeat myself but end your life.
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-1 PeckaSucka 2016-01-07
At one point in germany most people were joining the Nazis. Don't let the majority of people decide what is ok for you to do, you should at least be in an apartment with a couple buddies.
Never read about your inheritance, if you're qualified for jobs you should be doing them, you sound like you gave up and aren't even trying
Yes sounds like you suck
Yep you are.
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-2 PeckaSucka 2016-01-07
Not trying to be a negative cunt anymore but you should get a job even its some part time shit. I have a couple friends who went to school got their degrees with great grades and people won't higher them because there are just as equally qualified people with years of work experience. They feel better about hiring people who have already proven they can be apart of a work environment.
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1 RedditardLosers 2016-01-07
You should consider some options....like hanging yourself....
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2 MushtashWax 2016-01-07
Don't kill yourself. Go and kill a rich person. Then kill yourself.
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2 MushtashWax 2016-01-07
Fear. They need to be a little more afraid of their wealth and the ensuing poverty.
1 BlandOld 2016-01-07
Kinky
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1 Brett_Hughes_FHRiley 2016-01-07
Tricked me, this is exactly how Takesthewrongsideguy ' s autobiography started out 10 years ago.
1 Caverlock 2016-01-07
Sell your plasma or something.
Are you living with your parents because you couldn't find a job after college and have a bunch of debt? A lot of companies will put you in management training if you have any bachelor's degree at all. Sherwin Williams is one such company.
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You've got friends, you've got the dud right here!
1 PassProtect15 2016-01-07
hahaha faggot
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1 JohnQNo1 2016-01-07
don't tell strangers, or anyone for that matter, your weaknesses. ever. people are vicious and you'll only make your life harder. if the choice is between revealing weakness or silence then always choose silence. good luck, nigga. life is shit.
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0 SlappyJiggler 2016-01-07
You should probably kill yourself.
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0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-07
Ouch. How the fuck do you get to 25 and still be a virgin? I'm 25 and feel like my glory days are behind me, and I never even really tried that hard. I'll admit the first time I tried I had to give up 'cause I couldn't figure out how to get it in, but virgin at 25? Come on ,man!
10 K1bbler 2016-01-07
Some of us aren't as lucky as you to have a sister to practice on.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-07
well...im sorry for you then
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2 K1bbler 2016-01-07
Even better. You can work on getting rid of that pesky gag reflex.
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1 K1bbler 2016-01-07
Shouldn't have used teeth. Rookie mistake.
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0 K1bbler 2016-01-07
I am a pro at receiving head. Thanks guy.
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2 K1bbler 2016-01-07
I never sucked a peckah that one time.
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-01-07
neither did anyone you fucked
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-07
never said they did
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1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-07
that could be very well true, dude. I'm sure you'll get there.
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2 MushtashWax 2016-01-07
Don't kill yourself. Go and kill a rich person. Then kill yourself.
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