/u/mrta66

Love you, boo!

I'm gonna give all the real women with Amy Schumer curves their chance to shine since yall have suddenly developed a distaste for pedophilia.

http://i.imgur.com/T2vwbGX.jpg

I bet she does have nice, heavy natural jewbs. I like a nice heavy dollop breast.

I agree.

where da white women at?

Amy shows off her body: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrlI9qm2qs8

i love when opie used to take calls from faggot truckers and theyd be like ühh yeah im on the LIE and... this girl.. she showed me her boobs.. and it was awesome..."

I preferred the Ozone Midget Sighting of the Day. They were always hilarious and 100% totally not made up by the caller.

ohh classic. "sexiest state in america" and "guess what pubes this idiot has" were also both radio home runs

I thought it was great. I was also a 16 year old idiot.

hey that was my call fam

well in that case you really hit it out of the park

Hey, thanks, man.

My observational skills are top notch - twenty years and I never realized how shitty this acronym was.

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Exclusive article on why well-meaning girls on the internet shouldn't show their tits to savages on /r/opieandanthony.

I usually dislike doing this here, but fuck it.

http://imgur.com/6uiaZbJ

Where's that nigger? She's hot.

Sir, her Christian name is Shanequa and they prefer the term porch-monkey.

http://imgur.com/WNDqfEW

sorry for the bad quality upside downness etc I had to sneak it real quick at work this is ridiculous

What am I looking at?

my tits. nsfw

a social security/tit validation card

Shaniqua... This is an honest, just plain curious question from a nominally white male basking in the winter wonderland of Southeast Alaska... Do you like your name?

Let me field this one.

No.

No i use a variety of fake names depending on what im doing and who im dealing with

<3

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stop trying to fish for that half breeds boy body you faggot

Sir, her Christian name is Shanequa and they prefer the term porch-monkey.

Hey, thanks, man.