My father and mother are fucked. They had the police over on a weekly basis when I was a child. My mother began sexually molesting me around the age of 9, when my father had been imprisoned for a longer time than usual.

Before that, my dad used to take me with him to rob houses. He would say we were going fishing or hunting and then, after we got back from the boat or the field, he would park in some houses driveway and pretend that he was a contractor and had the wrong address. If you answered your door. If you didn't, He would rob your house and I would help him carry things out to the flatbed.

I'm now 38 an d recently I moved in to the basement apt of my mothers house to save money. I know, I'm a cunt but it's a shitty economy for some of us. 4 months ago my father got out of jail again and moved back into my mothers apt above mine.

My girlfriend and I adopted a puppy shortly after he returned. My mother and father are both suffering from alcohol induced dementia. They cannot be reasoned with.

Last month about 12/17/15 my mother followed us out into the back yard while we were taking the puppy out to poop. She was lit-up like I've rarely seen her. Very drunk. She grabbed ahold of my shirt and slurred into my face "i don't want that poop in my yard!"

I removed her hand from my shirt and pushed her away. In her drunkenness she stumbled away from me. Slipped in the mud and then scrambled for the back door. My GF and I went back into our basement apt for about 5 min while we listened to the growing tumult upstairs.

All of a sudden we heard my criminal father sprinting towards the back door. I told them to stay in the room and went towards the kitchen to deal with what was coming. My criminal ex-marine (it doesn't matter that he's 70something when a man charges you, you have to respond) father kicked in my door and launched himself at me. I put him on the ground as gently as I know how.

This happened on 12/17. Since then I have been in an expensive hotel room, My girlfriend has to get anything we need out of our old apartment, we have a puppy (5 months - cane corso/st bernard mix) and my case just got postponed another week because they are having trouble getting statements from the "victims". The victims , again, are suffering from dementia.

Quick edit: I'm charged with felony assault. Really shitty, never been charged with something serious before.

I give you the law in New York State. I think we would be better off without the law. Every single person who was earning a government paycheck that I observed during this process would've been fired from most fast food jobs. They suck at life and they are stealing from us. Fuck'em.

NO MORE WELFARE AND NO MORE GOVERNMENT JOBS!

Lets see how they react to that.