Calling it now: facedown -- dead -- in the pool by the end of August.

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Somebody screenshot this. If it happens, I'll send you a bottle of Red Label.

Jeez.. Mr. Big Spender here. I'll do it but I want Caldwell's Vodka.

Shoot for the stars. Demand nothing less than Skol or Taaka

The old Sunset Boulevard routine.

Shatner's wife?

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I think i just came a little

Who drops dead first Ant or Bob Kelly?

Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool?

Dont you dare mention that name around here, he drinks and supports eugenics just like the scumbag.

he drinks and supports eugenics

Most of us here would fit that description.

How dare you lump me in to that category, I smoke and support eugenics.

yeah, I was kidding, I don't know why Ant is the devil all the sudden because of that shit

Bobby collapsing on Ant. It's a push/win-win

They took his guns though he has to find another way out.

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He's stupid man, he's like 55 and is living like he is 21 years old, of course he's gonna break at some point.

TACS is just depressing lately.

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He really does look tired of it all, but he doesn't know anything else. I dont think it will ever change/end in a good way.

If he beats the charges he could retire to PA and enjoy his arsenal like he always wanted to. Then My Blue Heaven it with the fellow militia hicks he finds. Who use the NeoCompound the way his old leeches did and leave him like Sharon Stone in Casino.

You know he needs his hardcore fans, and that he needs to interact with ppl on social media constantly. If he has to leave new york, he will lose most of the network, and all the attention, everything will fall apart methinks.

I wanna see Opie getting left like Joe Pesci in Casino

Trying to think who Dominic would be, but I can't decide between Justin and Sherrod.

Neither, Roland

"Roll him in dirt and look for the bloody spot".

God damn it, I like every one of these suggestions. Except erock.

Those guys are just short timers, it will be Erock

By that logic I go with Brother Wease.

That would be fitting

I don't think catching a criminal case is good for anyone's health.

It's pretty sad really, all things considered. You're right when you said he looks like a broken man.

As opposed to when he was handsome, well adjusted, & Caucasian.

It will be pills mixed with alcohol. "Can't wait" Bart Scott voice.

"This is going great!"

I love Anthony. I feel really sorry for him. I think it's shitty, the whole situation. But I can't help but feel bad for someone who's made me laugh for so long. It just sucks, because he could be so fucking good if he just got out of his own way. Colin and Ron have literally called him the funniest person to never become a comedian. If it's true that nothing happened and he gets off then I hope this is the wake up call he needs. I can hope, right?

It is a very difficult situation.

Ha. This is exact the phrase that went through my head when I heard of the arrest.

Fuck 'em. He was there to make me laugh for all those years sure, but he was nothing more than a court jester in my life. I have no vested interest in him at all. If his situation improves, great. If not, even better, it's just a show to me at this point, and we're all the spectators.

Why didn't you save time and combine "shitty" and "situation" to make a new sniglet: "shituation"?

Luckily, what you lack in cleverness you make up for in sentimentality and optimism.

TL;DR: I like the cut of your jib.

Oooooof.

Your phone was breaking up, dude.

If he gets through all this shit, he should retire. Sell up, and move to Bumfuck Florida where he can have all the guns and booze he wants. The last 2 years have been an absolute fucking nightmare for him. Just walk away Ant. You had a good run. Time to hang up the microphone.

If you got hit by a women and accused of hitting another....you'd give up on your career? Nice.

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Hit radio show? Hahahahahahahahahaha, oh that's rich.

Stern just signed another 5 year deal.

Anthony is the Randy the Ram Robinson of broadcasting.

It might be bullshit but they say that once you stop drinking, you experience a surge of energy and creativity like you couldn't imagine before. Again, probably bullshit but .. there's some hope there.

or you turn into Lady Di

All aboard the navy ship!

Severe depression makes me extremely creative but I still try to avoid it as much as sobriety.

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Jimmy needs to get back on the sauce

His recovery rate is like a decade per beer, I don't think he has that kind of time left, plus booze would probably cause complications with his hiv meds.

Hand him a flag and he looks like proof of the moon landing.

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Pushing 60 and doing that thing where he acts a year younger for every actual chronological year. He will be living like a 15 year old in about 5 years. 5 years after that he will be an old 'Queen'. a vindictive type of old fag in some NY apartment with air of wealth even though much of it will be gone.

meanwhile the Opesters growin a cool goatee and livin better than ever

Found dead hanging from dinosaur in his backyard

yes people get older. fucking crazy but true.