"I didnt look at Dani's pictures because I don't want to be influenced by another comic's work." - Jim Norton.

Fred from Brooklyn with that lightning fast white knighting.

he said it was a photoshop and when someone said it wasn't he said she had a loose vag...are there comments I'm not seeing? I've always been bad with twitter.

u/anthonycumiashow confirm or deny?

You know what her meat pocket looks like.

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It's become aware.

Fake and gay.

The black and white makes it really easy to hide mistakes that would show up otherwise

And the blurry as fuck face.

Someone should put a clenus on it to really drive the gay home. A subtle one, smaller than China's but larger than Nortons

i hope she is unhappy

And she said we'd never see her tits.

still dont see any tits

A nipple is not necessarily a tit.

Draw me that venn diagram and then explain please

"you guys won't be so lucky to see my tits"

O rly

well....her tweets are protected again

Haaa haa, she doesnt have any actual skills

Well that's not true.. she has a good jaw on her. That bitch can take a punch.

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Even the best boxer needs someone to throw the towel in when their life is on the line. You are so caught off guard by the idea that you can get knocked out that you need somebody to save you from yourself.

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Dude, I got my pussy-ass jaw broken 2 months ago, no cops. It has nothing to do with being able to take a punch, it's all about not being a cunt and calling cops unless you're dying

If you're in genuine fear for your life call the police, but if a guy is saying "I will pay for you to leave my house right now" you are not in imminent danger. I don't even want to defend Ant, I believe he got rough with her

I don't know... have you seen her graphic design talents?

Yeah, you're right...

Looks like Dani to me.

How hilarious would it be if she went on to become a porn star with a fixation on interracial stuff? Everything would come full circle. Ant would kill himself.

Even greater is she starred in a series or porns getting gangbanged by black men while screaming "Your dicks are so much bigger than Anthony Cumia's and you all fuck so much better than him. You are superior to Anthony Cumia"

All of the loose ends of the show are being tied up.

It's very zen-like.

They've all gone insane, for very different reasons.

• Opie went batshit because the fans turned on him. He's not a narcissist, he's a real narcissist, in addition to being a fucking sociopath. I don't care what anyone says about the guy, pre-Ant firing, none of us would have predicted that he would end up becoming this weird.

• Norton went batshit because he's not willing to come to terms with his sexuality, and that his career hasn't panned out like he had hoped it would. Instead of embracing the cold reality that he inhabits, he sequesters himself in his apartment edging to gay porn all day long.

• Ant...well...Ant was always batshit, but these past two years have pushed him over the edge. What more can I say? He spends his days screaming into a camera about black people, only to get wasted, then either fight or fuck women who literally look like they're 12 years old.

The whole thing was almost Shakespearean tragedy.

Two brothers, boyhood friends, turn on one another to seize control of a dying kingdom. One, the popular golden child, self-destructs by losing the support of the commoners. The other, a disfigured but likeable bastard, wallows in self-indulgence and turns on his loved ones. The jester proves the wisest of all by avoiding direct conflict and relying on subtle barbs to illuminate the story.

Also one brother has tits.

Anthony as Richard III would be perfect. Hunch-backed, pock-marked, now is the winter of his discontent.

I dreamt such a clangor I thought my head might burst, drums and horns and pipes and screams, but the saddest sound was the little bells.

(attached to the pastie tassels)

Also one brother has tits.

a true poet

Ant's trying to keep it together

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peckahs

This is the most sane, succinct, and accurate post I think I've ever read on this sub.

Edit: Spelling.

nO ApRel FahLs?

Honestly, no.

Maybe some kinky porn where she gets slapped around a bit.

Ant would kill himself.

Doubt it. I don't think Ant will be allowed any sharp corners or sheets inside his cell.

he can weave a noose with his thick coarse dago hairs

The only credential that matters anymore

The day he followed me was the greatest day of my life.

Can you spread a pussy with a broken hand?

No no, she's holding that mess together.

That's not Dani, that girl looks like she got enough oxygen at birth.

Yeah the girl in the pic is way too pretty to be her

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Struggling to stretch massive meat curtains with only one hand.

A strategic release from the Cumia camp?

Not too shabby.

Don't know of its real, but I'm going to edge to it for 6hours tonight

OMG GREEEEEEEAAAAAAT NAME

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not her, and what a mean tweet anyway jeez

doesn't look like dani, but it's a naked girl

please be real please be real please be real

It's like if the Joker got a sex change.

You'd be able to see that little thigh mole in this if it were her.

http://i.imgur.com/05OpqtS.jpg

Ever heard of photoshop

Not sure what you're getting at. I was suggesting the nude picture was photoshopped, since the confirmed picture doesn't show a mole.

Either one could be photoshopped really. I wouldn't be surprised that both are.

Maybe we're all just photoshops man.

but have you ever thought about water? like, what is it?

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Pinky navigating towards the nearest opening.

dirty whore has a huge gash. go figure.

It looks like she's holding two Vienna Sausages between her fingers.

wow, her box reminds me of arby's, because they both make me want to puke.

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Money tight? Do some porn shots like @danigolightlyny. Your Dad Vinny must be so proud. pic.twitter.com ^[Imgur]

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That lady is giving us the middle finger!

Dude.

She has the body of a ten year old boy.

Not even hot.

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Had to make some cash so I got into modeling! #gettingpaid #onedayatatime #doinme #money #healing #dontneedyou

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Pretty sure Big Jay references this on LoS 62 - before the tweet. Hmmm.

I hope this is real, And i hope it is tweeted multiple times to Vinnie Brand. Daddy look at your baby girl!!!!

Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

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Subpar

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did I just get clickjacked, motherfucker?

What's that mean?

Phished

I'm stupid with computers, I don't know what that means either. Was that a malicious website? I'm on a tablet and clicked it.

yes, i am your captain now. if you dont post your credit card here in 10 minutes i will destroy your data

Seriously, what's gonna happen? I don't use a credit card online, am I pretty much safe? Really I'm worried about it going to other devices through wifi, but I don't even know if that's possible. I'm retarded with computers.

there was nothing wrong with the link.

I don't know what to believe any more!

i hope your mother dies of aids

swear to god, that links to the picture.

this is a screenshot of it http://imgur.com/5UwktWL

yeah, no.

not clicking on any links you post

Did you really just use that faggot meme title for this?

Caught in a landslide, No escape from reality

Ant would kill himself.

Doubt it. I don't think Ant will be allowed any sharp corners or sheets inside his cell.

All of the loose ends of the show are being tied up.

It's very zen-like.

Maybe some kinky porn where she gets slapped around a bit.

Anthony as Richard III would be perfect. Hunch-backed, pock-marked, now is the winter of his discontent.

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I dreamt such a clangor I thought my head might burst, drums and horns and pipes and screams, but the saddest sound was the little bells.

(attached to the pastie tassels)

Even greater is she starred in a series or porns getting gangbanged by black men while screaming "Your dicks are so much bigger than Anthony Cumia's and you all fuck so much better than him. You are superior to Anthony Cumia"

Also one brother has tits.

a true poet

Ant's trying to keep it together

The day he followed me was the greatest day of my life.

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