An Uglier Comedy Whore Than Schumer

6  2016-01-05 by KingTutsstache

63 comments

She looks like a flesh colored kettle bell.

Well I'm not getting that out of my head for a couple hours

The fact that her career didn't get destroyed when she falsely accused someone from her college of rape is just baffling.

I'm not a conspiracy theorist - but the idea that this story got buried reeks of an agenda.

don't forget she is accused of sexually abusing her little sister. I apologize if the article mentioned this

http://m.eonline.com/news/594155/lena-dunham-responds-to-accusations-that-she-molested-her-younger-sister-grace-dunham

nasty pig

Accused? She flat out admitted it.

She profited from it directly by writing about it in her book.

You should see the mental gymnastics people go through to defend her. I browse of Fark sometimes (why?), and every time the claim is brought up most of the posters there write it off as the acts of a "curious child."

That's like Jimmy saying he was just curious during a session of monster rain

That doesnt sound like mental gymnastics to me..I mean, she was a child...I hate her but that story in particular doesnt seem like a big deal to me and I think its a stretch to call it sexual abuse

She shoved rocks in her baby sisters vagina and admitted to sexually manipulating her, I believe she used the word "predator" in the book but I may be wrong. She also establishes an eerie sexual fascination with her sister by saying she masturbated next to her when they shared the same bed for years, and the way she phrased it made it seem like she tried to make a show of it.

I don't know how many people can share these as common childhood things. It's more on par with Jim Norton who openly bills himself as a sexual deviant.

she was like 7 when she did the rocks thing...I think you have to go further out of your way to call her a child molester than you do to defend her.

A child shoving rocks into the vagina of an infant is not normal behavior, if she did the same thing to an animal she would be accused of animal abuse so I don't see how it's better when it's a human.

I think a child that young would just be scolded and told not to do it again...I dont think that huge of a deal would be made out of it...especially not one that should lead to her being called a child molester her whole life.

It wouldn't have been brought up if she didn't brag about it and say it was completely normal. It's not normal. She can't tell the difference.

I hate her anyway, and it looks like someone in here said she made a false rape accusation? I've never heard that before, if its true THAT really makes me hate her more and is what I't attack her on

Lena Dunham wrote in her book that she was raped in college. Whether or not that's true isn't important.

While she never mentioned the rapist's name, she essentially detailed every aspect of his life to the point where a simple Google search could identify him. Gawker researched it and actually revealed the person's true name. He was nearly destroyed by all the SJW's coming out of the woodwork.

The problem is: the person Lena described is not the person that raped her. She said so and so did her publisher.

He threatened to sue her and her publisher settled out of court to make it go away.

She made someone she didn't like on campus her "rapist" to protect the identity of her real rapist. It's mind boggling.

Anyone who denies there is a clear agenda in hollywood and politics to destroy the acceptance of an manly man is delusional.

First I've heard of this but the article doesn't say she wasn't raped just that it wasn't by a "Barry".

I have no idea if she was raped or not.

All I know is that she picked Barry because he was well-known and a very vocal supporter of the Republican Party. She targeted him and a simple Google search revealed his identity.

Her publisher had to settle with him and she had to apologize. If a male had done this, he would have been run out of Hollywood. She got a giant pass.

It's called jews protecting jews.

Let's be fair, half-Jews

Just asking questions, bro.

she's repulsive

And let's not forget "incestuous child molester".

It's so inspiring, "hey women who are out of shape, don't feel bad because you're fat and men won't fuck you, shove it in their face and wear slutty clothing so you can eliminate the chance of a guy getting hammered and not noticing how fat you are! Be a strong woman and die alone with no children!"

"Diabetes? Heart disease? Are you trying to trigger me?"

Obesity doesn't kill, fat shaming kills.

It's even more annoying because she thinks this is ironic and dignified when not only does she look like a fat tub of shit but a fucking idiot. Oh, do I HATE this twat

I can't for this new season of Girls and the 89 pointless self gratifying nude scenes she's going to do, and then when someone calls her out on how vapid they are and there's no purpose to them only so she can 'feel empowered' and then she labels this person a misogynistic pig

What I hate is how her and schumer and those types have this message of not being ashamed of your body and I actually agree with that for people who are just naturally obese who even if they worked out would still be fat. They should work out but they actually have a problem.

These fucking pigs could easily be in shape, this whole 'movement' of theirs is just an excuse to stay fat pigs.

Look, if you're fat, just don't wear sleeveless dresses. Dress appropriately for your weight. Dunham is just a dumb whore who doesn't know any better.

And her fucking tattoos do her no favours.

Chris Rock said it best when Patrice died

"Fat ain't good, people."

So when do they start their 2 tons of comedy tour?

Has she done anything other than her show "Girls"? I don't know why I am this aware of her if that's all she's done. it can't just be because she has a terrible body and is proud of it so she constantly shoves it in everyone face

it can't just be because she has a terrible body and is proud of it so she constantly shoves it in everyone face

You overestimate people

She's also famous because of her parents. iirc, she's been semi-'known' for a long time before girls. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/features/lena-dunham-and-her-family-of-artists-9765685.html

I don't think this is very good.

Fucking hatable, over-indulged 'artists'....no wonder Lena Dunham is the way she is.

Exactly--both of her parents were "in" as established artists at the right time when she was just out of college. She had the incredible opportunity to write and direct her movie 'Tiny Furniture', which honestly isn't nearly as terrible as what she's done since.
Judd Apatow "discovered" her from this, put her in This is 40 in a small role, then green lit Girls and let her run wild.

I could fist that belly button

well, maybe all this "let's pretend this troll is hot!" shit in the media will eventually pay off, and I'll suddenly find myself rock-hard for downsy-faced women.

Well get ready for the all female Ghostbusters, who look like a a bunch of slobs and one that looks like General Ursus from Planet Of The Apes.

Actually in their case if they're going to be women, I'd rather they be pigs because hot girls knowing how to run ekg meters and containment units and whatnot is just too unbelievable. The male ghostbusters were all goofy looking.

It's unbelievable anyway, sir. At least throw some fuckin tits in there.

Yeah good point. Somehow I have no problem with a giant walking marshmallow man but hot girl scientists are too much.

Her stomach is worse than mine, so that makes me feel a little better.

Flatso dumb whore.

She looks like silly putty.

I hope she washes up on a vintage mexican beach with a vintage Titlelist range ball in her blowhole.

So strong, beautiful and BRAVE.

You go, girl!

Her show is a comedy?

It's a real stretch to associate Lena Dunham with comedy

It's hard to hate Lena Dunham too much because she's never really sold out or pandered, and I barely ever hear about her. She's always just been ugly and mediocre and has pretty much trundled along walking a fine between obscurity and who's-that-again?

Gross.

how could anybody love her?

Does anyone here feel legitimately empowered when a flabby soccer dad posts a mirror pic to twitter? No, exactly, fuck all this social empowerment nonsense and legalize coke.

She is an anti-erection. Not funny. Not good-looking. Just annoying.

Ew. Never put "comedy" in whatever you're labeling her as.

Still hotter than Schumer.

This is a Jew bitch.

Fucking kikes are allowed to do all kinds of crazy shit.

Uglier but Schumer holds the clear title for "Worst."

her pedophile body is as wreaked as every toilet she uses.

Well get ready for the all female Ghostbusters, who look like a a bunch of slobs and one that looks like General Ursus from Planet Of The Apes.

Actually in their case if they're going to be women, I'd rather they be pigs because hot girls knowing how to run ekg meters and containment units and whatnot is just too unbelievable. The male ghostbusters were all goofy looking.