" 'Ya know what, dude! 'Ya hear enough from the fans! 'Ya count your blessings! 'Ya have one more slice! 'Ya walk to the Apple Store! 'Ya buy another BlueTooth! 'Ya keep tryin' to fill the void! 'Ya crying later that night in the bathtub! 'Ya just keep Goin' on even though this joke isn't funny anymore and has gotten too fuckin' wordy and now everyone lost interest as you just stand there with your size 42 jeans, and 'ya thumbs, and 'ya iPhone 6 because 'ya can't update until the end of April, and 'ya fuckin black XXL v-neck shirts that you get to hide the gut but everyone knows that 'ya not foolin' anyone, and BOOM! You've gone through seven fats!"
Bob Kelly is 1% Roland, as in Roland weighs 100 times what Bobby does. Roland is the most hateable fat piece of shit in the O&A world why doesn't he get the hate he deserves?
You know how Neil Degrass Tyson talks about us knowing only 5% of the universe, rest is dark energy and dark matter, I am working on a solid theory that revolves around Bob Kelly being the explanation, it would be groundbreaking if I can solidify my theory and link it to String cheese theory.
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28 JMueller2012 2016-01-05
" 'Ya know what, dude! 'Ya hear enough from the fans! 'Ya count your blessings! 'Ya have one more slice! 'Ya walk to the Apple Store! 'Ya buy another BlueTooth! 'Ya keep tryin' to fill the void! 'Ya crying later that night in the bathtub! 'Ya just keep Goin' on even though this joke isn't funny anymore and has gotten too fuckin' wordy and now everyone lost interest as you just stand there with your size 42 jeans, and 'ya thumbs, and 'ya iPhone 6 because 'ya can't update until the end of April, and 'ya fuckin black XXL v-neck shirts that you get to hide the gut but everyone knows that 'ya not foolin' anyone, and BOOM! You've gone through seven fats!"
16 Tom_Stall 2016-01-05
Bob Kelly is 1% Roland, as in Roland weighs 100 times what Bobby does. Roland is the most hateable fat piece of shit in the O&A world why doesn't he get the hate he deserves?
5 Radank 2016-01-05
Not to mention Justin. How is Justin only 9% of Bobby?
10 JMueller2012 2016-01-05
Bobby's likable
5 TheAndyPat 2016-01-05
I hate him
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-05
I've never heard the cronut guy shit so he's just a random fat guy with a wierdly high voice to me I couldnt care less about him
10 CookieHaid 2016-01-05
I like how you weren't too mean with the weight-meter.
8 Dennyislife 2016-01-05
Don't send this to Bobby. He's very thin skinned considering all that blubber
6 nolasen 2016-01-05
No Kurtz huh?
4 ChippinKenny 2016-01-05
Dang it, you're right.
3 CookieHaid 2016-01-05
Vurrry good!
3 BalmoraVivec 2016-01-05
claps
Bravo
3 clarkiswhite 2016-01-05
Here's the real matchup, if anyone cares: http://imgur.com/NAmTAEe
2 silks322 2016-01-05
Well done
2 telemecanique 2016-01-05
You know how Neil Degrass Tyson talks about us knowing only 5% of the universe, rest is dark energy and dark matter, I am working on a solid theory that revolves around Bob Kelly being the explanation, it would be groundbreaking if I can solidify my theory and link it to String cheese theory.
2 RikTheMick 2016-01-05
Dark matter matters!
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2 Peter_______________ 2016-01-05
This is so mean.
Poor Bobby.
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1 RikTheMick 2016-01-05
Wha...what happened...I'll be honest, I tapped out there for a second.
1 AssMcPlay 2016-01-05
funny but wtf is NSFW about it, the turd?
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-01-05
Why did they need to include Sherrodd twice?
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-01-05
Shoulda used the sexy scarf picture.
-1 Ant_Sucks 2016-01-05
I believe them.