I hope Beavis takes over Ant's twitter after the attorneys convince him to stop tweeting.
6 2016-01-04 by [deleted]
"Crossing paths with a black cat is bad luck. I guess you can call getting mugged and having your iPhone stolen bad luck..."
"The problem with black cats is there is no male role model. The dad is just a stray Tomcat with 5 different kitten-Mamas."
"It's just statistics! Black cats are only 15 percent of the cat population but they make up 46 percent of strays!"
(idea from the infamous Peckasucka)
11 comments
4 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-01-04
I see.
2 iris201 2016-01-04
Tss maybe he can do Chippah and call himself Beaver or sumthin
2 [deleted] 2016-01-04
You know what Chip, he can call himself Beaver if he wants. As long as people know it's a cat making the tweets then the joke is still fawkin hilarious. Right chippah!?
2 not_AIDS 2016-01-04
How is a cat gonna tweet ya dumb dickhead? He doesn't even have thumbs!
1 [deleted] 2016-01-04
He'll have to use a computer with a keyboard. Obviously he isn't going to do it on a phone. That's fucking stupid; a cat using a phone.
2 cathousetreats 2016-01-04
What the hell are you talking about? Smartphones all have voice recognition now, so of course Beavis can use a phone...He just has to speak into it! Jeez. How hard was that to figure out
1 [deleted] 2016-01-04
Oh man! Now I'm embarrassed and heating up, just like the opester does. I completely forgot about voice recognition. FUUUUUUCCCKK.
1 JunkerHQ 2016-01-04
Oof
-1 [deleted] 2016-01-04
No. Not oof. Maybe you didn't get the joke?
2 [deleted] 2016-01-04
Oh, we got it, the problem is you fucking suck.
-1 [deleted] 2016-01-04
Well that's just like, your opinion man. Other people like it and think that I don't suck.