Ima hit you wit some nowludge..I grew up in Far Rockaway Queens and I was raised by my parents, but later grew up on the streets.. the streets taught me about instinct, survival and finding hope when all you saw was hopelessness.so I had not times for an edumocation, ya feel me...let's get it poppin'
I'm a highly respected M.D., University of Southern California with a Ph.D in Evolutionary Biology, Ph.D. in Experimental Pathology, B.S. in Ecology & Evolutionary Biology and a B. S. in Biochemistry. My most notable achievement is that I found a cure for AIDS 18 years ago but decided it was funnier to pour it down the toilet than let it get out.
Or I am just a high school graduate who has been working since he was 16.
That's what you're doing wrong. If you swallow every load than you can't make that shameful look with your face looking like a glazed donut. Step your game up son
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18 Patricki 2016-01-03
School of hard peckahs.
11 fierysteed 2016-01-03
Ima hit you wit some nowludge..I grew up in Far Rockaway Queens and I was raised by my parents, but later grew up on the streets.. the streets taught me about instinct, survival and finding hope when all you saw was hopelessness.so I had not times for an edumocation, ya feel me...let's get it poppin'
1 PeckaSucka 2016-01-03
Tss guess you could say yor MC SERCHING for sumptin?
9 GeMigMat 2016-01-03
Gender & Women's Studies - University of Kentucky
6 DaveNone 2016-01-03
I'm a highly respected M.D., University of Southern California with a Ph.D in Evolutionary Biology, Ph.D. in Experimental Pathology, B.S. in Ecology & Evolutionary Biology and a B. S. in Biochemistry. My most notable achievement is that I found a cure for AIDS 18 years ago but decided it was funnier to pour it down the toilet than let it get out.
Or I am just a high school graduate who has been working since he was 16.
2 mintwaltman 2016-01-03
Norton thanks you for his career
5 CuckECheese 2016-01-03
I dropped out of school with two bad knees and a dream of becoming a baseball player.
2 mintwaltman 2016-01-03
Oh, what happened next?
3 mayomayomayomayomayo 2016-01-03
Probably didn't work out...
2 luckinator 2016-01-03
His name says it all.
3 PeckaSucka 2016-01-03
Community college
1 [deleted] 2016-01-03
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14 Me007gold 2016-01-03
Suckin peckas
3 [deleted] 2016-01-03
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6 PeckaSucka 2016-01-03
He got it right, I also minor in working the balls.
3 doxxbrown 2016-01-03
BA, MS, MBA.
But, I'm fat and unemployed. So I pretty much wasted all that time and money in school just to become Joe Cumia.
0 bushwickcomedy 2016-01-03
Did you get a BS too?
1 doxxbrown 2016-01-03
You forgot the, "tssss."
2 grocery_man 2016-01-03
Hating Opie.
2 mrta66 2016-01-03
I have a useless bachelors degrer
7 K1bbler 2016-01-03
You should have got a degree instead.
2 stinkskc 2016-01-03
I'm attending University is such a faggy way of saying you're in college.
British?
1 [deleted] 2016-01-03
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1 stinkskc 2016-01-03
I didn't see the A. Also I'm a moron I don't know the difference, no college education here.
1 HowsThatFeelFucker 2016-01-03
I'm a Nobel prize winning physicist
1 kgt5003 2016-01-03
Bachelors with some continuing education shit for work.
2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-03
You let a buncha bachelors cum on ya face or sumptin. Fawk yeaah.. Fawkin Peckaw Sawka! Just chipin wich ya babe
3 kgt5003 2016-01-03
On my face? What am I, rude? I go down the hatch with that.
-1 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-01-03
That's what you're doing wrong. If you swallow every load than you can't make that shameful look with your face looking like a glazed donut. Step your game up son
1 fierysteed 2016-01-03
tss tss Im a bashalor to, fawk gettin marreed, I like fawkin all types of cootas..
1 [deleted] 2016-01-03
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1 bushwickcomedy 2016-01-03
university of colorado at boulder- Poly sci
3 mintwaltman 2016-01-03
ha, good one!
1 bushwickcomedy 2016-01-03
facking LIBTARDS!!
2 mintwaltman 2016-01-03
bet dey got dat weed tho
1 unbleachd 2016-01-03
https://youtu.be/hCPk2c0XqYo
1 snarkity 2016-01-03
Cocktorate here.
1 [deleted] 2016-01-03
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1 brmlb 2016-01-03
engineering, soon to be licensed PE
5 DaveNone 2016-01-03
You forgot the DO
0 [deleted] 2016-01-03
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1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-01-03
Working on Econ Major with a concentration in sustainable studies because I'm an Eco-friendly fruit.
1 NashuaDan 2016-01-03
BA and MBA. School of Hard Knocks (like Bro Joe)
1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-01-03
BS
1 TheSandmanECW 2016-01-03
Almost done with my AA in Cinema then Ill be transferring to a 4 year to major in cinema, minor in business.
1 antwanp 2016-01-03
B.A. Information Technology - Stephen F. Austin
1 [deleted] 2016-01-03
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1 destinypallooker 2016-01-03
Master's