Place your bets on first OnJ of 2016

10  2016-01-03 by PeckaSucka

1 Opening song

2 Whether or not Anthony is discussed

3 What Opie and Jim will discuss

4 What it will sound like

5 How awful it will be

Guess it couldn't be anymore awful than this post.

52 comments

26  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

  • 1st hour on Lemmy with Opie pretending to be into Motörhead

  • 2nd break on what they did during their time off (Opie goes into how much bullshit it is that the parents have to set up toys and they don't already come assembled, Jim gives tepid info on his road gigs)

  • Star Wars/movie talk (Opie will say something dumb like "Lucas REALLY hit it out of the park" and everyone will just look down at their shoes/cereal. More than likely, he hasn't even seen Star Wars. He told the kids to Alvin and the Chipmunks:Chipwrecked, and him and Lyns went to Sisters on date night)

  • The same uninteresting Cosby conversation that they've had 15 times by now. They'll cover no new ground and and it'll end with "Ffffffffffffuckin' rough, man"

  • Hopefully uncontrollable sobbing followed by 3 gunshots and 2 thuds

13  cu_nt 2016-01-03

Me: i go DEEP with lemmy. Jimmy: oh, you like motorhead? Me: who?

6  Wok_Slayer 2016-01-03

1-4 will make Jimmy's next special.

2  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

Hopefully 5 happens so there isn't one

1  cc1945 2016-01-03

Why three gunshots and two thuds?

1  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

Tits

0  PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 2016-01-03

ME: I was all in with their Ace for Grades. That was my song to get pumped up to crush a math exam.

3  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

No, that was bad

0  PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 2016-01-03

ME: I was all in with their cover of Louis Louis

ME: I liked a lil' taste of Ogrekill every once in awhile

ME: I was ALL IN with their song Bonger about getting hiiiiigh in the bomber plane. I took a baby hit on Rogan's podcast awhile ago.

2  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

This is more Jim being bad on purpose than it is Opie being serious

-1  PM_ME_UR_CUNDISHUNS 2016-01-03

Tss... oh yeah, well why do you steal fukkin pekkas with your butt or sumptin?

13  jomo456 2016-01-03

1) Ace of spades by Motorhead 2) Depends on if a caller brings it up 3) Vacation Cosby and trump 4) Not that bad

3  silks322 2016-01-03

I was listening to a little of the Motörhead this weekend Jim Nor-TON... fuuuuuucccck

3  Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-01-03

fuuuuuucccck

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1  TweetsInCommentsBot 2016-01-03

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2  [deleted] 2016-01-03

Motorhead is one of those bands that I liked but never got that into so I downloaded some of their stuff. I never knew that they did Ace of Spades. That song is just fuuuuuuuu........

8  fierysteed 2016-01-03

  1. Motorhead "deep cut"
  2. No mention
  3. Opie and Jimmy Christmas New Years talk, family, boring parties. Opie getting frustrated putting toys together and Jim politely snickering. Probably bring in Sherod to have the nigg..uhm I mean black perspective.
  4. Will sound like someone taking a razor to your penis and scraping the skin off
  5. See 4

Still waiting on a direct link download site for the shows...

2  PeckaSucka 2016-01-03

By deep cut do you mean one of their top 5 singles?

2  biobotX1 2016-01-03

Too bad opie doesnt like deep cuts on his wrists.

5  cu_nt 2016-01-03

When will opie have his next meltdown? How long until we hear lil taste? How long until we hear hold on hold on hold on? When will the first sniff be? When will norton crack his first tranny joke?

3  PeckaSucka 2016-01-03

All of that besides the meltdown will occur within the first 10 minutes of the show.

2  cu_nt 2016-01-03

I think meltdown within a month, greggshells within 2 weeks.

5  carribbeanjimmy 2016-01-03

1:Smack my bitch up, Prodigy. 2: I heard something might have happened, not sure, i wasn't really paying attention. 3: Bill cosby, Opie putting together toys for his kids and probably Caitlyn Jenner. 4: Jimmy will be "tired". 5: Extremely awful

4  silks322 2016-01-03

1:Smack my bitch up, Prodigy

Perfect

4  carribbeanjimmy 2016-01-03

So perfect that Opie would never play it. Imagine Dragons with "Radioactive", "James Norton, where you at with the Imagine Dragons? I gotta get back into them, fucccck"

1  sumant28 2016-01-03

This sub gives way too much credit sometimes to how clever Tits is capable of being

3  [deleted] 2016-01-03

Opie will mention the gift he got for Bam's kid, in the context of what people who deserve to be stabbed in the face might call "a humblebrag".

3  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

I don't expect them to mention Anthony, and it's understandable, it's been over 2 weeks and it's kind of subsided. Considering that he has his court date tomorrow, if he's convicted and they don't acknowledge it than that's fucked up

2  EnigmaticTortoise 2016-01-03

He can't get convicted tomorrow, if he ends up going to trial the eventual date probably won't be for over a year

1  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

But it will be news is what I mean

3  hofonsmash 2016-01-03

No you didn't... just take the fucking hit!!! (The best O&J caller of '15)

3  braunheiser 2016-01-03

  1. "Hurt" Johnny Cash

  2. #1

  3. Christmas presents, Jim's lack of a career, New Years resolutions, sincere genuine interview with a boring guest from a TV show

  4. Like the screams emanating from a gas chamber played on a dirty vinyl in reverse

  5. You'd be better off being in the aforementioned gas chamber

3  takyon_deathyon 2016-01-03

  1. Some lame ass shit
  2. No
  3. Meaningless nonsense
  4. Meaningless nonsense
  5. Quite

3  mikestl1988 2016-01-03

  1. Ace of spades
  2. no
  3. Great chemistry about each others vacations, star wars, lemmy, jimmy will make chicken shit comments and pile on to cosby like a worm because thats the cause dejour
  4. Like an abortion
  5. *see number 4

1  Gym_Norton 2016-01-03

yimmj is only brave when hes absolute positively a person cant help him with his career or paycheck

3  snarkity 2016-01-03

  1. Ace of Spades
  2. No
  3. Star Wars movie, ‘whaddya do over the break Jim Nor Ton?’ I’ll go all in with Florentine in studio.
  4. It will sound all high energy. Gotta get the numbaz. Florentine and Nor Ton hates Star Wars so there will be some discussion about how they are wrong and Opster took the kids to see the Star Wars “Took the kids to the Star Wars”. He loved it but after Florentine bitches about it, he hates fuckin’ Star Wars.
  5. God awful

2  Gym_Norton 2016-01-03

i bet opie didnt see starwars, but will pretend he did

2  Patricki 2016-01-03

  1. Thu Devals Carnaval - Sikk Fawkin Puppys

  2. Who?

  3. Christmas break, Lemmy, the Philly Crew

  4. Cutting your own dick off

  5. Par for the course

2  nomorecompromise 2016-01-03

REACH OUT AND TOUCH MEEEEEE.....Jimmy, what's up bawdy?

2  silks322 2016-01-03

  1. Killed by Death - Motörhead

  2. Nope

  3. Christmas with the Philly Crew, Jimmy's ticket sales, Trump, Cosby, interview with random D-lister

  4. My ass after 2 bean burritos

  5. As awful as the smell emanating from my ass after 2 bean burritos

2  Z-Tay 2016-01-03

  1. Whatever songs was #1 in the charts last week (with Opie singing falsetto over it).

  2. No. The most that will be said is Jimmy stammering "Yeah yeah, I heard about something with Anthony... ugh I don't want to say anything because I don't know what happened, but yeah ummmm....., yeah man idk".

  3. Whatever the top stories are on Gawker. Probably something about the "racist" militia men in Oregon. 100 goobers are walking around Oregon protesting some farm bullshit (some of them are gun owners too, gasp) and apparently it proves that white Americans are racist terrorists.

  4. Boring. Low energy. A lot of silence in between the lazy conversation.

  5. More awful than accidentally thinking about your grandma before cumming.

1  sumant28 2016-01-03

Whatever songs was #1 in the charts last week (with Opie singing falsetto over it).

Is there a clip of tits doing this? I'm a masochist interested in feeling some douche chills

2  hautebird 2016-01-03

"How were your hhhhholidays Jimmy Norton?"

"Yeah it was good man, it was good. I went out to New Jersey for twenty minutes on Christmas Eve just because I wanted to see my nephews. No no my parents are great, I love them, it's totally normal to live an hour away from your parents and see them twice a year. I was going to travel but just decided to stick around. I went to a couple of museums. What no? By myself? No, I went with a friend. Museums sssstink. They stink! R Budd Dwyer hahhahaa. Then I saw the new Star Wars movie <gulp> and it was ok. It was all right. Like whatever ooh the force the force zoomy space ship. Whatever, it was better than those ssssshiit prequels, no Jar Jar Binks. But Carrie Fisher she looked like her asshole was about to prolapse on her and she was trying to hold it in."

2  PeckaSucka 2016-01-03

To be fair if for over a decade your parents had been listening to you on a national radio show everyday talking about how you suck street hookers cocks and let them fuck you in the while after they piss in your mouth, could you face them more than a couple times a year?

2  hautebird 2016-01-03

Making of a Murderer talk has to be in there somewhere. (unless he relegates that to his dokoomenchree show)

1  sumant28 2016-01-03

I would tune in for the first time in years to hear their (and by their I mean jimmy's) take on that show. I can't get enough of it, best series I've seen in a long time

1  JohnTravoltasHair 2016-01-03

1 SOME JIM NORTON SHIT 2 NO 3 XMAS, HOLIDAYS, FAMILY CHIT CHAT AND CELEBRITY GOSSIP - PROBS TRUMP 4 AWFUL 5 REALLY AWFUL

1  DaveNone 2016-01-03

Old and out of shape Opie has a heart attack on his way down the hall to the studio and the fat titted she male dies just seconds before the show goes on the air. The staff is so shocked and in such an uproar that there is dead air for nearly 15 minutes. None of the people still paying Sirius to listen notices any difference between the dead air and a normal O and J show.

2  PeckaSucka 2016-01-03

I'd have to tweet Erock and request that be on Best Of

1  JimmysLostFat 2016-01-03

Open with Better Man by Pearl Jam

1  Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2016-01-03

At some point opie will discuss the myriad presents his kids got and the hard life he has in trying to assemble some & hiding the rest...

1  swarrrm 2016-01-03

  1. Something by motorhead

  2. No

  3. Motorhead, the holidays, football, parenting.

  4. Trashcans

  5. As awful as I assume it is every other day

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2  JMueller2012 2016-01-03

This is more Jim being bad on purpose than it is Opie being serious