How many years does Ant have left

2  2016-01-03 by Chooseyourusename

And who will be networking at his funeral

17 comments

Jennifer - out

Stetten - out

Girl who OD'd - dead

Brand - out

DeRosa - out

Burr - out

Opie - out

Danny Ross - out

Dave Anthony - out

CK - too busy

Bobby - dead by then

Patrice - still dead

Vos - Bananas in Poughkipsee that weekend

Norton - questionable

LOS - no longer under contract, all ties cut

Rat - long gone and seeing a therapist weekly

Gavin - Coked out in LA directing hipster porn films shot in 70mm with Carrera

All of Anthony's other GF's: away at college by then

So it will pretty much be Fred from Brooklyn, Joe, Dawn, Keith, wife, and East Side Dave trying to talk up TESDN to Keith before he sells the Tricaster

Vurrry good, but you forgot Beavis.

Oh the beeeevvvvv! Hell he'll be an old cat then by ants standards. Probably 3 or 4 by then

Basically everyone at his new years eve party, and one fat fan.

What about Colin! Also this would be really depressing to read if you were anthony

Looking for his wallet :/

what is there to network? Those same 8 comics all know each other already.

They seem to think it will get them somewhere. They all do. They allllll do

Will opie show up?

Those goddamn Italians are resilient. I've got money on Ant living to 90.

You hear that Ant!? You got a whole 10 years left!

Didn't he have a heart issue ten years ago?

Do those go away?

One day

Years?

Stop posting this to try and get more views. This should get no views. You two are a sad group for spamming this everywhere. It's pathetic.