she is an abomination

6  2016-01-02 by Moveinslience

51 comments

Women aren't funny

You don't ever think Amy Pohler and Tina Fey are funny together? I love those two.

Amy Pohler and Tina Fey could be one of the greatest comedy and character writers in recent times. Wrote for Tracy Morgan on both SNL and on 30 rock, wrote Alec Baldwins character on 30 rock (fucking insanely funny character).

Even though I agree, fuck you for being positive while we're making fun of these broads.

Sorry, the stupid cunts should rot in hell!

Look at Parks and Rec, the different types of personalities of the characters is amazing and it doesn't work anywhere else. Nick Offerman isn't funny but Ron Swanson is.

There are lots of funny women in show business. there just arn't many funny female stand ups because there aren't many funny stand ups of either gender.

There's no excuse for anyone in their 30s to be using that much uptalk.

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"We be shopping! Am I right ladies!?"

"i got into comedy because of how crazy my life is. i've been in relationships and tried different kinds of birth control."

at least she really sets herself apart.

*major applause and laughter

you got a pussy, i got a pussy, we've all got pussies!

now wheres the tampons?

(crowd goes wild)

just another vacuous cunt who defines herself by her relationships. hbo must have a quota for female comedy specials, because this is just awful.

where did this abomination even come from? i'd like to see this pointless bitch do a set at the comedy cellar.

the "when i turned 30..." line hit me weird because i was like this dry old hag is easily 45

she's 33

holy shit

It is the plastic surgery, ironically I'd bet she would look younger without it.

Her WTF interview is interesting--apparently she made more money writing jokes for other comedians, including people like Ron White. So, she's figured out the technical aspects of jokes, so that she can adopt the style of another comic and write for them. That's an impressive talent, but also one that makes her seem ungenuine.

Feel sorry for the backlash she got- she didn't pay back a favor so the cartels said "fuck you, we'll push Amy instead."

Yeah i dont mind her because she hasnt gone full retard for the sexism cartel. Thats easy money for her. Actually maybe its not, maybe you must be a fat fuck to buy in there.

I'd definitely fuck the funny out of her. Shouldn't take but 30 seconds, which suits me perfectly actually.

Another Jewess who thinks she's funny. Great. Because we don't have enough of those already.

Hey, hey now! She's a love addict and she needs to take birth control pills. Give her some respect, she's clearly been through things.

Er....I think you'll find that we have more than enough already.

I don't think Jews go to St. Andrew's Episcopal School.

She's just an unfunny gentile.

When Jim had his VICE show, he interviewed "Freeway" Ricky Ross, Dana White, Mike Tyson and....her. WHY? She's not even attractive, so people can't use that excuse for why she's successful. Bitch looks like a tranny with bad plastic surgery.

Bitch looks like a tranny

Jim

You're not making a good argument for why she's not attractive

I've heard of sex addicts but what the fuck is a love addict? Is that someone who is addicted to hugs from adorable boys?

I always like her in interviews, she seems smarter than her material.

I wouldnt mind if a female comedian had that "oh i am just a slut tihi" act going.. But when its almost every single fucking one of them it makes me want to puke.. Whatever.. I think at some point a unique talented female comedian could emerge from that hen house.

"i got diagnosed as a love addict"

At least she avoided irritable depression.

Dodged a bullet there

just awful

yuck

what a depressing, unfunny whore

like lasagna

The men in that audience should be ashamed of themselves.

She was very funny on New Years Rockin Eve this year. A cohost started crying after the count down, and Whitney went "it okay, I cry every day at midnight." it was really rather good... ugh

"This is not the most effective way to do stand up"

For you it is Whitney. If she spent the entire special with her ass cheeks spread like that I'd be more inclined to give her shitty jokes a pass.

"I prepared for this special by...going on a lot of dates, making a lot of bad decisions" Yeah, you obviously didn't prepare for this special by actually working out material on stage you unfunny talentless cunt. Christ, Opie should have a special before this bitch. And what is with this unfunny commentary about how great her special is going to be, Jesus Christ you're a subpar comedian who got famous because you're mildly attractive and talk about your cunt, not Tyson about to fight Foreman shut the fuck up.

Whitney Cummings is like a less funny Sarah Silverman and I thought Sarah Silverman was as unfunny as you could possibly get

She looked better before her plastic surgeries.

She looks like the joker.

I know, it's hot, right?

If you enjoy women where you can literally see the crazy in their eyes, I guess.

I like it when I think there's an actual chance that a girl might kill me.

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Goddamn, I wish bitches would stop up-talking.

That Dame's got Chops!!

I never found her funny. But, she was an absolute knockout when I first saw her.

Too bad she went completely overboard with the surgeries. Now, I can't look at her or listen to her.

I don't care what she says or does as long as she keeps looking hot.

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You don't ever think Amy Pohler and Tina Fey are funny together? I love those two.

Look at Parks and Rec, the different types of personalities of the characters is amazing and it doesn't work anywhere else. Nick Offerman isn't funny but Ron Swanson is.

Even though I agree, fuck you for being positive while we're making fun of these broads.

Sorry, the stupid cunts should rot in hell!