As a King fan, seeing George RR fans flipping out and thinking this is a long wait is kinda cute. Let the man finish his story, you don't want a shitty ending.
The first half of the series is modern-day literary genius; the second half is rushed, contrite garbage, and the ending made me want to incinerate and orphanage.
True. It had its moments I guess. The in depth explanation of exactly how the world was ending was extremely solid; not so much the why, though. And as far as the final battle, I liked how Roland's character reverted to a rough old harrier type when his drawn friends were gone. But aside from that, most of the big events were really mediocre: the ancient vampire subplot was halfway decent, but the spider shit was lame, Mia was never anything but annoying, and the scary monster in the tunnel was hacky as fuck. But the artist whatever character (along with his role that was essential to the denouement) was atrocious to the point of wanting to gouge your eyes out.
Writing himself in was maybe the worst decision a writer has ever made.
A lot of developmentally-stunted proles I know on FB act like Harry Potter was the sequel to the Bible, and I'm like that with DT; started it in high school and it was one of those "personal literary journeys" queers like myself like to go on, and after "Wizard and Glass" things just seemed to feel lazy to me. And you're right, that artist kid who could draw reality was some straight bullshit. Any movie they make is gonna be pure dogshit, a basic cable or Netflix series is really the only way to even attempt to do it justice.
But anyway, peckahs, Opie sucks, his kids are really Bam's, and Brother Joe wants to be in SAMCRO the same way I wanted to be in the Justice League when I was seven.
I think the thing people are worried about is that his fat ass will have a massive heart attack and die before they get a conclusion to the series. I don't really give a shit because I've never read the books, and the HBO showrunners have at least a general idea of where the story is supposed to go, so I'll get an ending either way.
Well that's a shame, I've usually enjoyed your posts. I'm surprised you're a fan of such an obvious dullard, and are taking a clearly disingenuous position about this.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK what a shitty year this was. I think the only highlights in terms of external shit, whether it was news or media or comedy or entertainment, was Opie's fights with Ant and Jimmy, especially on this place. Everything else fucking sucked. It was a year of disappointments, missed opportunities, good tv shows turning to shit, mass shootings, terrorist attacks, and Amy Schumer.
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK I'm so upset right now. I wish I'd gotten drunk while I waited but I'm just going to sleep. 2016 literally can't not be a great year compared to the last. I'm going to bed. fuck everything.
That is certainly a series, although it is irrelevant to the contents of my post, so I'm not sure why you brought it up. I'm never heard of that particular tv show to be completely honest with you.
Who cares. Even if he finished Winds now, they're done shooting for 6. And even if the book had been done before they started shooting, he wouldn't finish Dream before they started shooting season 8.
Who gives a shit either way. Nothing can work out either way on any timeline there is to think of.
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7 KasWheel 2016-01-02
As a King fan, seeing George RR fans flipping out and thinking this is a long wait is kinda cute. Let the man finish his story, you don't want a shitty ending.
Sorry.
6 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
King finished The Dark Tower in 22 years, Jorge has taken 20 years so far and he's barely halfway done.
2 KasWheel 2016-01-02
I retract that and go fuck myself. In all fairness to me, it's been 30+ years for the old timers waiting on a tv/film adaption.
5 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
I should direct it for HBO or Netflix, I'll film it like a Sergio Leone and Robert Aldrich movie. Vera Cruz.
4 packitchofsositch 2016-01-02
Aren't you both missing the point? King took lots of time and churned out a fuck pile of ass.
2 Knightscribe 2016-01-02
The first half of the series is modern-day literary genius; the second half is rushed, contrite garbage, and the ending made me want to incinerate and orphanage.
1 packitchofsositch 2016-01-02
True. It had its moments I guess. The in depth explanation of exactly how the world was ending was extremely solid; not so much the why, though. And as far as the final battle, I liked how Roland's character reverted to a rough old harrier type when his drawn friends were gone. But aside from that, most of the big events were really mediocre: the ancient vampire subplot was halfway decent, but the spider shit was lame, Mia was never anything but annoying, and the scary monster in the tunnel was hacky as fuck. But the artist whatever character (along with his role that was essential to the denouement) was atrocious to the point of wanting to gouge your eyes out.
Writing himself in was maybe the worst decision a writer has ever made.
1 Knightscribe 2016-01-02
A lot of developmentally-stunted proles I know on FB act like Harry Potter was the sequel to the Bible, and I'm like that with DT; started it in high school and it was one of those "personal literary journeys" queers like myself like to go on, and after "Wizard and Glass" things just seemed to feel lazy to me. And you're right, that artist kid who could draw reality was some straight bullshit. Any movie they make is gonna be pure dogshit, a basic cable or Netflix series is really the only way to even attempt to do it justice.
But anyway, peckahs, Opie sucks, his kids are really Bam's, and Brother Joe wants to be in SAMCRO the same way I wanted to be in the Justice League when I was seven.
1 truthie 2016-01-02
Those are great references.
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
I know right?
3 Pacinos_Wig-V4 2016-01-02
I think the thing people are worried about is that his fat ass will have a massive heart attack and die before they get a conclusion to the series. I don't really give a shit because I've never read the books, and the HBO showrunners have at least a general idea of where the story is supposed to go, so I'll get an ending either way.
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
Haha, you're a fucking idiot.
2 KennethFresno 2016-01-02
Ugh, no one's following along on your drama, vagina haver.
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
Except you, apparently.
2 KennethFresno 2016-01-02
Nope, don't know the first thing about it. You think you're not being obvious with that post? Stop being such a bitch, you're shitting up this thread.
Focus on Opie hate, no one cares about your womanly beefs.
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
No, of course not.
Well that's a shame, I've usually enjoyed your posts. I'm surprised you're a fan of such an obvious dullard, and are taking a clearly disingenuous position about this.
2 KennethFresno 2016-01-02
Stated exactly as a womanly cunt would. Kay.
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
So manly. And at least you stand by your man, no matter what a dullard he is.
2 KennethFresno 2016-01-02
LOL what an Anthony parrot.
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
What a Dani parrot.
2 KennethFresno 2016-01-02
LOL
1 KasWheel 2016-01-02
Haha there he goes projecting about his masculinity again.
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1 KasWheel 2016-01-02
Haha, you're obsessed with me and mad. Faggot.
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
So mad you had to reply twice!
1 KasWheel 2016-01-02
Stupid can't count, haha. My poor young virgin boy.
0 truthie 2016-01-02
Aww, deleting replies to look less needy. You have a touch of the Opster to you!
2 KasWheel 2016-01-02
Haha aww he's so upset. Reply quicker, sweet lonely boy.
/r/nsfw lol
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
Haha, sorry I offended another gentlesir like yourself!
2 [deleted] 2016-01-02
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3 LeVampire1992 2016-01-02
Ugh, I don't want shit to be spoiled by the show but fuck it we have no choice
2 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
3 LeVampire1992 2016-01-02
Erock is going to play Wyman Manderly
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK what a shitty year this was. I think the only highlights in terms of external shit, whether it was news or media or comedy or entertainment, was Opie's fights with Ant and Jimmy, especially on this place. Everything else fucking sucked. It was a year of disappointments, missed opportunities, good tv shows turning to shit, mass shootings, terrorist attacks, and Amy Schumer.
FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK I'm so upset right now. I wish I'd gotten drunk while I waited but I'm just going to sleep. 2016 literally can't not be a great year compared to the last. I'm going to bed. fuck everything.
1 Moveinslience 2016-01-02
i cant read all that.... can someone give me a quick breakdown of what he said?
4 LeVampire1992 2016-01-02
Book ain't done yet and season 6 coming before book confirmed. No timeframe on book but says has dozens of chapters finished
5 Moveinslience 2016-01-02
thanks bro
3 K1bbler 2016-01-02
Soz bruh bin 2 bizi fingur fkn bitchez at conventunz 2 bi writen dem bukz. lulz
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
this tbh fam smh
1 onemancrimespree 2016-01-02
I don't watch this show and don't know what this means. 20 years of what?
2 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
20 years since a game of thrones came out.
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-02
Bullshit, I saw the new season last year. It had a cock and a pussy in it.
You're a liar.
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
season? What are you talking about?
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-02
Series then you crumpet fuck
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
What series are you talking about?
0 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-02
( )====| -)~ ~~ ~~~
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
That doesn't answer my question.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-02
( )*( )
Better?
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
Oh, no, no, no, that's not the name of a series either, and therefore doesn't answer my question.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-02
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1989748/
Thoughts?
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
That is certainly a series, although it is irrelevant to the contents of my post, so I'm not sure why you brought it up. I'm never heard of that particular tv show to be completely honest with you.
1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-02
Opie has breasts.
1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
Oh, yes, very much so.
1 packitchofsositch 2016-01-02
Who cares. Even if he finished Winds now, they're done shooting for 6. And even if the book had been done before they started shooting, he wouldn't finish Dream before they started shooting season 8.
Who gives a shit either way. Nothing can work out either way on any timeline there is to think of.
It's the dumbest thing ever.
-1 PaperFinish 2016-01-02
Shut up, asshole.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2016-01-02
Jesus that fat fuck is long winded.
5 Moveinslience 2016-01-02
thanks bro
2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-01-02
Series then you crumpet fuck
-1 truthie 2016-01-02
What a Dani parrot.