Variants of Hate: A Memorandum

2  2016-01-01 by brianpeckahs

All this Joe hate has got me all sentimental about my Opie hate. Hating Opie is fun and makes me feel good inside, whereas hating Joe just gives me a biley gut and canker sores. Opie earned his way to becoming our hated aloof douche. Joe is just there for no good reason. We all reside within one of Jimmy's syphilitic fever dreams.

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We all reside within one of Jimmy's syphilitic fever dreams.

Holy fawk! What if we was nutin more dan a buncha peckahs in a jar!

This is the fifth dimension of imagination. It is an area that we call the pecka zone.

Wait, wait, wait, whaddabout we's all, like in a zone of peckas or sumptin?

FAWWWWWWWWWWWK YEA THERES A FAWKIN PECKA MONSTER ON THE WING OF THE FAWKIN PLANE BET ITS THE FAWKIN DEVIL DV DV DV DV

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6 people care about BroJoe, goofing on that dopey cunt falls on deaf earholes.

I keep dissing him on twitter and notice there are much less favorites than if I was dissing Opie or Kurt. It's not fun if I don't get my favorites. MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

this is your life.

You're really hitting hard, Joe. In no way is your post hypocritical. You're at a party at your millionaire brothers house and you're talking to me. LOL.

confirmed. this is your life.

Thanks captain obvious. This is my life, this is a tablet I'm typing on, and you're brother Joe. Glad we covered all bases, did you forget to take your Alzheimer's medication again? I could see how that would be a recurring issue.

Hating Joe is almost too easy, and therefore less fun.

Tits McGee hatred will never get old.

This is the fifth dimension of imagination. It is an area that we call the pecka zone.