Fighting Joe Cumia
12 2015-12-31 by shit_on_my_fingers
He said he woul fight someone here. Can we set up an organized boxing or mma type match? is anyone here good at fighting?
12 2015-12-31 by shit_on_my_fingers
He said he woul fight someone here. Can we set up an organized boxing or mma type match? is anyone here good at fighting?
31 comments
14 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2015-12-31
I'm 6'4", 23 and confident that I could fuck him up boxing, been doing it off and on for the last 8 years. Mma would be so much more fun even though I am way less experienced/barely spared with mma gloves. I would love to right Mauy Thai kick (only one I ever practice) him in the head or repeatedly elbow that faggot square in the nose and windpipe. In California though so its useless unless he comes to the Bay Area. Apologize for sounding like a tool, but I just would love to legally beat the fuck out of this leech.
1 otteaux 2015-12-31
That was pretty badass right there
0 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2015-12-31
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
3 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2015-12-31
Oh quit it Officer Navy Seal Copypasta of Operator Chan.
3 Genericscreen 2015-12-31
You mean the same 7 tripfags interspersed with ATF agent provocateurs posting the same content over and over with periodical news articles that back up their beliefs? Terrible place. Except ConcernedCitizen, he's alright considering he's probably the only actual active duty person there. Everyone else has their "I was going to join but.." story that's been posted a thousand times to let everyone know they were totally going to join but (insert petty excuse here)
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2015-12-31
I had no idea what Operator Chan was until I copy pasted and googled the navy seal copypasta thing. I also just learned what a tripfag is. Just wondering, why do you think some are ATF agent provocateurs? Seeing "provocateurs" I was about to write THERMITE PAINT but I'm actually interested and couldn't find anything about it online.
3 Genericscreen 2015-12-31
Someone found out one of the tripfags was posting inflammatory material designed to incite violence after the gun store he was working at was found out by the FBI to be doing some less than scrupulous dealings, so he agreed to cooperate with them. He went by the tripcode "Acidman"
Also, the killer of Lauren Giddings also posted there for a while under the name SoL. His name was Stephen McDaniel. Watch his reaction when they say her body was found His interrogation is great too although it's two hours long. It's a lesson in how NOT to get away with murder. The site probably came under scrutiny from LEO's specifically because of that case.
I should also note that he talked a LOT about how much he wanted to commit the perfect murder and how he wouldn't get caught. He even once made a post detailing how he would dispose of the body although he never did it the way he said he would.
2 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2015-12-31
Well Lookie Lookie Ms. Cookie I'll have to read up on that, sounds interesting. Thanks for the response.
2 Genericscreen 2015-12-31
You're welcome
2 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2015-12-31
Wow Stephen McDaniel is a GHOUL.
1 Genericscreen 2015-12-31
Dude, you don't know the fucking half of it. Here's a clip (the news plays it, can't find a raw copy sorry) of the fucking surveillence he did the night he murdered her
1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2015-12-31
Thank you but a raw copy isn't needed, that was soo creepy, holy shit man.
14 homerj123 2015-12-31
I'll be your champion
1 NicNacAttack 2015-12-31
This is what I picture when I imagine the typical O&A fan.
8 PeckaSucka 2015-12-31
I'll do it
6 daveyistheman 2015-12-31
iM GHud AT fIgHing
....APprHelL FAhHllsSS
6 K1bbler 2015-12-31
Why is he so confident that he's going to win in a fight. His only advantage is that he's tall. Other than that he's fat, old, slow, with no visible muscle and has a heart condition. He would most likely die from a heart attack walking up a flight of stairs let alone be in a fight.
8 Clamdilicus 2015-12-31
His weak retinas would be a disadvantage too.
3 GhostofNick 2015-12-31
"Why is he so confident that he's going to win in a fight?"
Joe either:
Is underestimating the boredom of O&A fans and thinks they won't show up.
Is so delusional that he really thinks he is a tough biker gag. Which is reasonable since he was always surrounded by cowards like Joe Cumia Sr. and Anthony. Who wouldn't feel tough growing up around Pissy-Eyed Ant?
Thinks the internet is filled with fat slobs who live off of a family member like him and is projecting his insecurities at it.
3 PeckaSucka 2015-12-31
How tall is he?
3 shit_on_my_fingers 2015-12-31
lets put it this way, when it rains he has time to warn his feet
2 unprovoked_hate 2015-12-31
Zinggg haha! Killer line!
1 shit_on_my_fingers 2015-12-31
he's "tough"
1 damnitfred 2015-12-31
just tell him ant revoked his credit card privileges and watch him keel over.
3 LightBulbExpert 2015-12-31
I think we need to have a tournament within our community to decide who has the best chance of taking out this badass mofo.
2 mrcitylights 2015-12-31
I'm 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Ju-Jitsu. I'd gladly make him look foolish
1 fierysteed 2015-12-31
tss tss Ill do it in a fuckin hawtbeat, I was born and breed with aluminum fist and a tigers roar.. I fawk people up so bad like when I was a fawkin special ops agent sent to a south american jungle and they tell me Im there to reskue some fawkin hosstages but I end up killing a fawkin alien....fawk yea
1 wifflebb 2015-12-31
I hate you more than I hate Joe.
3 fierysteed 2015-12-31
whatevs..
1 Tremendousdread 2015-12-31
I'll be your huckleberry
1 BoardroomBimmy 2015-12-31
I can lift a hundred pounds right over my head!
1 otteaux 2015-12-31
That was pretty badass right there
0 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2015-12-31
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.