I guess that makes me pussy and Dom Perignon.

Ok, pussy and Bud Light.

Ok, malt liquor at 8am.

You wake up at 8am? You fuckin have your shit together man

Not if I usually go to bed at noon.

http://m.imgur.com/QKMvwHe

Are those blueberries or raisins

This is going to be the next "what color is this dress"

Sloths, buddy, sloths.

I'm just saying a blueberries sloth would be perfect