New Years Eve Party!

5  2015-12-31 by [deleted]

My son Gregory is throwing a lavish NYE bash at Club Celebrations and would like to formally invite everyone on this sub. Make sure you have your username and password information for entry. Verified members of this sub will receive a 20% discount for tickets at the door. There will be a circus act, balloons, cake, firecrackers, soda pop, cheetos, a mix of Gregorys favorite songs, dinner catered by Outback Steakhouse, fireflies in mason jars, goliath groupers in giant fish tanks, face painting station, glue gun competitions, a sticky wall, lemon meringue pie eating competition, ice carving station, a costume contest, raffle for a signed Jets helmet by Anthony Cumia, and much much more! Doors open at 7:00PM and if you're not in costume for the contest the dress is casual elegant. We hope to see you there :)

10 comments

Nice try Joe, you're not going to fight us that easily.

roflmao I love these holiday antics! Good tidings to you and all of your kin good tidings for Christmas and a happy new year :)

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to you too! May peace and good will be brought upon you and yours in 2016!

And best wishes to you and yours as well! One question - will you be providing the chainsaws for the ice carving station, or should I bring one of mine?

Please tell me its being thrown by the Make a Wish foundation

You guys are too much :) This is Gregorys moment to shine, all his friends and classmates will be there so he's looking to impress

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Your New Year's resolution should be to hang yourself and strangle any close family or friends who find you even remotely funny.

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