A sixty year old man with children wants to fight strangers on the internet because they teased him.

68  2015-12-31 by chargersfan3421

70 comments

The Cumia boys continue to prove that they're so much different than the savages that commit crime and solve every conflict with violence.

Brother Joe will gleefully throwdown in a Burger King parking lot at 11:30 AM. He has the demeanor of someone who would throw a shopping cart at a problem to solve it.

But those SAVAGES...

What if Joe's doing it on purpose to get an assault charge and go to jail, so that he can break Anthony out like in Prison Break? Nah, that show's probably way too complicated for him.

What do you expect from Moopish blood?

This is what kills me. These guys have zero right to complain about black crime. Domestic violence, crack smoking, stealing.....the list is endless

The automatic jump to violence in that community is astounding. No discussion. It's start punching at the least little thing. Uncivilized!!

Brother Joe is a worthless cause, but to be fair he's challenging someone to meet him and fight one on one. The "automatic jump to violence" refers to sucker punches and many vs. one fights.

YOU in NY?

No, he's just another anonymous pussy.

Don't forget Redditard.

Oh no. Oh, Opie.

That tattoo is fucking horrific. What tribe is he from? The Suckalottadick?

slapaho

Ughhh.

more like pterodactyl or sumthin tsss

FAWK YEAH, You berried that cocksuckah.

Holy god what a dope. On message boards, the posters who let shit get to them and drive them into a frothing stew the most are always the ones who challenge people to fight. Every. Single. Time. They have no wits and being witless makes them feel helpless. It's been the empirical rule since the 90s, and has been true in exactly 10.0 billion out of 10.0 billion flamewars.

So much for his "I'm not bothered" spiel.

He has no idea how easy it is to see through him. He's batting a thousand at making a complete fool out of himself. Every single thing this dunce says or does screams 'Elderly Outpatient Confounded By Technology'.

what the fuck is a flamewar?

shut your cunt you pretentious retard. unless you are a grandma on AOL that somehow wandered into this toxic corner of the internet you know what a flamewar is. faggot confirmed.

nothing confirms a faggot like saying "faggot confirmed" at the end of a comment you fucking faggot. Happy New Years :)

This reddit loves to call people faggots like it's edgy or something. Reminds me of Xbox Live.

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and emoticons are hopelessly butch. happy Hanukkah

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a swordfight with peckas

it amuses me that old ppl are always like "you're anonymous!!!you must be a pussy!!!!" it's like they're saying "REVEAL YOURSELF!"

It's an old people thing, baby boomers don't get the Internet. They think twitter profiles should be filled out like LinkedIn. Very gullible and easy to troll.

Well, good ol' SAMCRO Joe doesn't have to worry about losing his job as a leech because of Twitter comments, so he assumes that applies to everyone else as well.

He knows his heart will explode before his kids graduate, and that he'll have nothing to show but some clumsy covers of better men's work. Give the guy a break. I'd like to see how you guys handled it if you knew you were going to be dead and forgotten before your family's real life even got started. I'm just glad my good friend Joe will die knowing that his wife is too old for his brother to fuck at the wake when he's gone.

His tombstone will read "My brother sort of mattered, and I was near him some of that time."

Oh Christ, Joe has kids?

His wife may be to old, but joes daughter is just about the right age.

hey man you don't wanna fuck with SAMCRO. especially since one of their members is in a U2 cover band and playing a seafood eatery with solo acoustic show. MADE OF NIGHTMARES.

he's really not so good

Wouldn't a fight with him be elder abuse?

Calls black people savages because of an immediate jump to violence. The irony is delicious.

Who will be our Champion?

And you guys call the Opster tits? Damn Joe!

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this is exactly why Twitter is for faggots

it really is for self centered cunts. Remember O&A shitting on it then after a couple of months they lived and died on Twitter, even fueds over unfollowings and whatnot

and all throughout good ol' Col remained completely consistent and hilarious, just trying to teach people that Twitter is "fucking retarded". god bless that man.

I nominate myself to represent reddit and fight weak eye girl chest cumia. Too bad I'm in Canada :-/

Dear lord he sounds like me when I was fifteen.

don't be so hard on yourself

THEY'RE ALL SAVAGES

I heard Bam Margera refused to fuck Joe's wife.

someone needs to spread this rumour

If the guy took Joe up on it and agreed to meet to fight, guarantee Keith the Cop would have some of his buddies on the force waiting nearby. If Joe somehow, by some miracle wins, they leave. But in the more likely scenario that Joe is getting his old ass beat, the cops rush in, grab the guy to arrest him for assault and hold him while Joe gets in a few punches.

Wow, did gramps really just challenge an internet troll to a fight?

Keep embarassing yourself dummy.

"YOU in NY?" lmao

so he's getting people's twitters taken down, so why hasn't his been taken down yet? He's threatening people with violence.

Challenging someone to a fight isnt threatening violence believe it or not. "want to fight later at 3?" "Im going to beat your ass at 3 by the parking lot fag"

I'm seeing 3 pairs of tits in this video

Well, it actually would be something to see that poster meet Joe and fight him. Poor Joe and his simple understanding of Internet antagonistic behavior. #joelivesdontmatter

Edit: would be great to see him fight in that sexy half shirt he rocked during the Rotgut years.

Someone tell him to meet them in the Harlem projects and we'll see how quick he backs down

his capitalization of "YOU" reminds me strikingly of Scorch. because it don't make no sense.

looky looky ms. cookie. we've got ourselves a pfgsciple up in here!

Talk about tits

Nice bitch tits!

Brother Joe is a scumbag. Meet and fight?? Does he even know whats going on?

Be hilarious to see either Joe or the troll get their ass kicked. If you do throw down record it.

Holy fuck I would love to fight that loser. If I did the whole Twitter troll thing I would have jumped all over this opportunity. Fuck, I kinda wanna do this

So is every troll poking at Joe, riding on his coat tails as he rides on Ant's coat tails? If so, seems to make the trolls twice as pathetic as a 60 year old man with kids...and shitty tattoos

Forever 12

60 years old....

I say we give him a location then we all show up and see what he has to say then!!

In other news, alleged adults with alleged lives are obsessed with the unknown sibling of a once famous radio personality. Populace both baffled and amused.

Fuck Brother Joe. He is a piece of shit.

I'm on Joe's side. I'd like to see that cunt get a couple of shots.

If you hate him so much don't follow him.

pretty sure hating and following is the entire point