Breaking News: Bill Cosby Criminally Charged with Sexual Assault

19  2015-12-30 by Moveinslience

56 comments

You linked to Anthony Cumia's mugshot by mistake. I don't think Cosby has been booked just yet.

Oh sorry, they all look the same to me.

I actually think that Cosby's ancestry is descended from one of the Christian nations in South/East Africa like Sierra Leone, whereas the Kumiyya are progeny of North/West African nomad Muslims, though I can see how the mistake was made.

I'm never racist, but Cosby looks like he should have a bone in his nose and a shield made out of balsawood, and Anthony was born to use those caramel, camel-whispering eyes to restore the power of the Berber empire.

If you would replace bone in his nose with anything other than reference to a spear or a net, then this would be pure poetry and I would retweet it until the end of time.

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Sierra Leone is in West Africa.

Dang

:(

the moores?

Moops

you got it, those limey whops all look the same

the moores?

the moors conquered sicily and the moors are niggers

Can't be Cosby. Ant's not white.

CRAWWWWWWLING INNNNNN MY SKINNNNNN

Is there a way we can blame this on Opie?

Where there's a will...

you get raped?

Just his ears

you can't rape the willing.

How hard is Judd Apatow jerking it right now?

As much as the feminist cuck's wife will let him

'tis the season of assault charges.

Really ties the family together

Last time I was with Bill.... good times

http://imgur.com/nOXJEK2

Are they imprisoning him inside of a whale?

that many of those in one area must have smelled awful

Didn't Opie and Jim turn on their meeting of him once the claims started adding up? Used to say it was cool then started saying it was strange. Also. See Jim's reaction to Anthony

Yep. Everyone does that though, they want to put themselves in the story more

You're right, Tits does do that all the time and it's enraging, so thank you for reminding me of another one of Oqie's awful traits. But that's not what he was writing about. O&J actually have sat and spoken with him multiple times, /u/Dennyislife is poking fun at their general worminess in re-framing how "awesome and cool he was" into "We always felt something was strange or off about that guy" ..sniff after the fact.

Well ya know... opie "studies people "

Cosby's body language probably tipped him off

"mr cosby your opening statement please" " zip bop bipty boo bop"

Me: I can't wait to get back on the air and irrelevantly turn this back to how I predicted this. <twitter voice> everyone predicted it, no you dopes everyone that listens to the show knows I was on top of this story (coffee gulp.) Me Me Me.

Fuck, I almost forgot this place was all about hating Opie. Kind of forgot opie existed for a day or so with Faggot Joe Kooms and Piggy Schumer making themselves the center of attention. Thanks for keeping me level, man.

Dude, you are so right its painful. I can hear opies fucking voice saying it because hes done this hundreds of times before. I dont think he conciously knows he does it

A 12 year old incident with no physical evidence that a previous DA declined to pursue 10 years prior. Yeah this isn't a lost battle at a cost of millions of taxpayer dollars so some assistant DA can get his name in the news... Nope, not at all...

Omg why are you defending rape?

That's what you got from that? You're an idiot.

;)

Fuck me!

Anywhere else in America in todays age youd be right to assume someone would seriously say you are defending rapd 8nstead of rule of law and presumption of innocence. "Listen and Believe" is a big slogan

So who is charged with more felonies? Cumia or The Cos'?

Depends if you're gonna include the crack-selling, cock-sucking, mean streets of Mastic days with Brother Joe.

That's some real "flip flarin' filth", I tell ya.

"And ill filth in your foul filth"

I'm not much for conspiracy theories, but this is starting to be a weird story. All these claims and charges for just 1 case? some are probably too old to prosecute on but still.. COSBY IS PAINTED WITH THERMITE PAINT

Cosby and Cumia sharing a cell together? Anthony gets knifed by the elderly black comedian after one too many rants about the savages in their prison. Cosby standing over him shouting.."Youuuuu cannot talk like that with all the filth flarn filth"

He got two choices, join nation of Islam or Christian groups and "repent"

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His name is Bill Cosmiq. You'll get to meet him.

Are we really supposed to feel bad for this college educated dunce going back to Cosby's place, getting finger fucked, then told to scram? What did she think this 70 year old legendary cocksman wanted by inviting her back to his lair? Typical victim mentality blaming "roofies" or alcohol for her poor decisions.

There's a joke in here somewhere....

Careful that bitch might faint

I wouldn't really call this "breaking news" though

It's criminal that he was charged?

he's a piece of shit

you get raped?

you can't rape the willing.

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