I post this every time a thread like this pops up;

"Sherrod Small is great if you want to see Chris Rock's cousin do Chris Rock's act" - Todd Barry, Patrice's roast.

If Chris Rock weren't his cousin; I'm sure Sherrod would have made a decent paying customer at comedy clubs all across the country.

He'd go and sit there most of the time, once in a while heckle comics (all of which happen to be incredibly coincidentally Caucasian by the way) here and there; shouting his favourite and most frequently used phrases like:

"Nah, you white!"

"You can't say that cuz you white!"

"Niggah!"

"You white, you racist!!"

"You racist cuz you white!.....Niggah!"

"That's racist!"

They really should make a Sherrod plush doll with a string you can pull to hear one of the six unique phrases you laid out above.

If Chris Rock wasn't his cousin Sherrod would have never even tried to do stand up. Same goes for all Chris' black hack cousins.

If Chris Rock gave a shit about his cousin, he wouldn't be riding Kurt Metzger and Opie's coat tails to mediocrity.

I don't think Chris Rock has publicly associated himself with Sherrod in one single instance.

He was going to do the first racewars on Opie radio with Colin but then thought better of it.

Exactly. He's never had a show, he has the carreer of a kind of hacky, not too offensive token black comic. I think he's okay enough and probably networks really hard.

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yes indeed he is black

Sherrod's biggest regret in life is saying no to Tracey Morgan when he offered him a ride in the limo in exchange for a foot massage, on that fateful night.

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